North Korea

what is pol's solution to this problem?

It's only a problem if it has oil

>nuke them
>kill everybody
>build condos
Seriously, tho. We can kill everyone in that entire country by this time next week and be done with this bull shit

>bomb them until they accept the democracy we force on them
>occupy them
>bomb them some more
>bomb the terrorists that come and try to stop democracy
>build a McDonalds and Starbucks on every corner
>optimal freedom achieved

works every time

Surrender and pledge allegiance.

fucking australian-koreans have already infiltrated our hat

I hear talk of rare earth minerals in the dprk

Should we fear backlash from current communist states?

>china has said nothing about it, and them being positioned on the border shows they probably want us to do something
>russia doesn't give a fuck
>the EU is too busy regulating plate diameters to notice
Nah, all the current communist states don't seem to give a shit or they'd be saying a lot more about it

Let China have the top half as a colony, rest of the country is used as DMZ between the South and China. We provide air support, they provide the manpower. They end their economic war against us and stop hostilities in the South China Sea, we start providing them with our coal until they can start mining the coal in North Korea.

North Korean citizens relocated to the top half of the country to live in the Chinese colony, with the option to apply for South Korean citizenship if they pass whatever guidelines South Korea decides on