Intelligence ship

>intelligence ship

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

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I remember those ships back during service in the cold war navy. They'd often do oddball shit like get in very close, between ships doing underway replenishments to see how fast we could uncouple, try to infiltrate flotillas and the like. It wouldn't surprise me very much if more was going on than is being told.

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Rest in peace,comrade

underrated

an intelligence ship that didnt have any intel on a freighter in front of them? well ok then

what else was in the area?

>Intelligence ship
>Can't detect or avoid a civilian vessel in broad daylight

Also, they prolly sunk on purpose. ship like that you don't allow other countries to board, retrieve, etc.

>Russian Intelligence
AHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAA

We are losing intelligence, I repeat we are losing intelligence!!

>russian intellectuals

Russian """"Intelligence""""

>tfw you will never blast off in your MiG from the Kuznetsov and bomb the motherland's enemies
why even live

R A R E
A
R
E

vodka

They need to ramp up their game if they want to even be a regional power this time next decade.

>naval intellectuals

>be intelligence ship
>be unable to avoid a collision with another huge ship in the open ocean

but they're hacking elections tho

how.new.ru

>collision
Lel

tolstoy, dostoevsky, solzhenitsyn

driving a boat is like driving a water train... it's not so easy to steer even if you are heading towards a big ass freighter

although it's pretty fucking stupid to crash into a ship in the middle of a sea

Focus on your nation degeneracy pal

So, there's dashcam vid of this then, right?

And people wonder why books like this exist

Nah mah dude, that's tourist ship.

>ramp up
subtle kek

>names the 3 most mainstream, first year university level russian writers in an attempt to appear smart on an anonymous cartesian seafloor vaccuming forum
>australian intellectuals

/lurk/ here

Anyone remember those poor, poor Russkie bastards whose submarine slowly an hero'd to the bottom of the ocean? Weren't they alive for weeks? Someone blackpill me on what that was a feeling years back

?

>Naming plebs.

>Not naming Tammsaare and Oksanen

you drunk nigga?

>a feeling years back

Checks out. Remember that story gave me the NOPEs

niether of which are russian

The Kursk?

The crew that lived maybe lived for 24 hours at the most.

What's long and hard and full of dead seamen?

Russian naval architecture.

Happy they died. Only wish more Russians would die in a similar fashion.

In the Russian doctrine aircraft carriers are for defense only. They use long range missiles to bomb countries far away.

I hope you're right on the 24 hours, was it madness and sudoku or pressure psi eventually. Thought I remember some outlets saying that international team was trying to save the poor bastards for a while

tolstoy and dostoevysky are god tier writers idiot amerisharts. it doesn't matter that normies like them, they don't understand whar they're talking about anyway. so are you, crypto normies

fuck other slav animals though

thanks roach

what does madeline mccann have in common with the kursk?

she's at the bottom of the ocean full of semen

Mccan is locked up in Podestas basement though.

Not enough milk left in the fridge this mornin to enjoy this upside down shitpost, but I do appreesh the effort Aunon

in america we call those garbage ships because they haul garbage off house boats and yachts.

>How deep is the water there?

NOT DEEP ENOUGH!

Kek.

underrated

>lost in a sea of vodka

>ship intellectuals

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>(((collision)))

YOUR FUCKING FACE WHEN TURKEY SHOOTS DOWN RUSSIAN JETS AND SINKS THEIR SSHIPS

HAHAHAH PUTIN A FUCKING KEK

>tfw to intelligence too float

>his ships dont have a ramp

JUST
ROLL
MY
SHIT
OFF
SENPAI

ROLL MY PLANES

RIGHT OFF THE SHIP
MY
FAMILIA

EL EM AY OHO

JUST
FUCKING
ROLL
'EM
OFF

>Russian Nautical Intellectuals

>These are the people Putinshills will tell you are the most elite military on Earth

......"BLYATTTTTTT"

>Loki&TonyStark.png

"I have a ramp."

"We have 11 ships each more powerful than most air forces."

>plane tries to take off
>falls in water
>plane tries to land
>rolls off deck

LMAO

We have more.

>send another plane
>falls off again

LMAO

Kek a roach that can live two weeks without gis head calls other people animals

1488 1776
GTK
RWN

how do you even crash two fucking boats together

sea is vast
coast is vast

what the fuck

Inferior rating

>tfw jealous of America's COMBINED 49.5 mobile acres of freedom delivering systems filled with angry Hornets.

American """Intelligence""".

That's nice dear.

>russian intel

>they're not appealing to retarded amerinigger normies so they don't matter
Well, you guys worship niggers & whores like Miley Cyrus so your flag's opinion is irrelevant.
fortune.com/2015/03/10/american-millennials-are-among-the-worlds-least-skilled/

dude so edgy lmao

Finnish """Intelligence""""

>Russian Intelligence

>tfw to inteligent to navigate

kys pizzaretard niggershit

YA THINK YA HOT SHIT, DONTCHA?

>Sergei full steam ahead!
>but captain there is a Turkish freighter infront of us!
>you fucking traitor Sergei! Report to the gulag at once! Ivan you have been promoted full steam ahead!

well fug :-DDDD

>having a trillion dollars worth of pancake
>not having a voluptuous ramp

Rated under

They like their carriers like their women's breasts

>Not having an A4W reactor powering your capital ships.

>Offers critical analysis of writers
>Isn't even a human

I can't wait till china sinks one of those aircraft carriers,its going to be glorious
The salt will be so much,the sea fish will OD on salt

I can't wait for Falklands 2.0.

Very unlikely,
South China sea war tho,very likely
>billions of dollars spent on luxury water airports
>get sunk by speedboats

...

I don't think a speedboat has the range to get to a Carrier.

>CVN-65

RIP, old girl.

pretty good rusty bucket disguise.

That's what you think

>hurr dur I'll post pic of Belgrano
Only works if your flag is a Union jack

>Very unlikely,
>South China sea war tho,very likely
A war fucking over a meh country most people can't even fine on a map is alot more likely than a global nuclear war, especially between two trading partners.

>America education