HAPPENING BOLIVIA VS TRUMP NOT A DRILL

Bolivia threatens to send it's navy if Trump invades North Korea
>Bolivian president Evo Morales declared, in the beginning of this night, that if WW3 is declared, his country will be North Korea's ally
>Morales said that his position is due to him being "against the unitedstatesian imperialism" and that he considers an affront what he called Trump's threats to the sovereign north korean people
>"IF TRUMP FULFILLS HIS WORD AND BOMBS OR INVADES NORTH KOREA, WE WON'T HESITATE TO SEND OUR NAVY TO FIGHT THEM"
>Morales' declarations completely change the picture of the international situation, since until now most specialists believed the west's powers, like Bolivia, would align with the United States.
>Some academics, however, think it's improbable that Morales will keep his word, since Bolivia has no access to the sea, which would make it hard to mobilize the country's navy to war.

joselitomuller.com/bolivia-ameaca-enviar-marinha-para-enfrentar-eua-caso-trump-invada-coreia-norte/

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQqdjNpntPM
m.youtube.com/watch?v=OFkDZ3VMt4c
youtube.com/watch?v=dJdu0OZ9hr8
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>Country with no sea
>Sending navy

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>Bolivia
>access to an ocean

Pick one.

they can't blockade you if you have no sea to blockade :^)

Checkmate

I thought they lost their coast to Chile in that one war.

Fucking 1d chess lmao

CANOE STRIKE

I guess they'll rek chile too

RIP USA

Joselito Muller is a fake news website, literally.

>we'll send our navy!
>got no navy

This guy is either some extraordinary military mastermind or a plain buffoon.

I don't think canoes can cross a whole ocean

USAIDF getting scared, huh

>Landlocked Country
>Navy
...............

Bolivia has 32 boston whalers ready to go at any minute...better not test them.

Is this a joke link? Bolivia only has a brown water navy

They have a navy tho
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bolivian_Navy

vimeo.com/34711000

Don't underestimate Bolivia they can reach levels of retardation never seen before by any american.

You can fight in a war against an enemy that you don't understand especially one that is so retarded that they don't know what going on

Im ready for our Bolivian over lords.

Are there any underground nations willing to send an air force?

Fake asf anons, this website is just for humour "news". NOT HAPPENING

>landlocked country
>navy

sshh let them try

kek'd

>mfw rekt by Brazilbro

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Lol, remember when Evo Morales gave the pople a crucifix in the shape of a hammer and sickle?

He must smell awful

Samefag
t. Bolivian Counter Intelligence Agency

...

HEY LATIN AMERICANS, ARE BOLIVIANS REALLY THIS RETARDED?

Is this dude a Commie?

...

THIS IS FAKE NEWS

Is not happening lads, we are more worried about Chile cucking us and that russian whale game. Sage.

And Pope was like NO

>thought you were joking
>look it up
Kek

to be fair NK is the main suppier of arms to Bolivia and they don't have a navy just some pt boats

>Bolivia
>navy
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(flag very related)

Typical Brazilian Favelado thinking he is trolling everyone xDxDxD go smoke crack

>bolivian navy
>Sup Forums will fail for this

6/10 because you'll get replies anyway

Thats Chyna

Beware

>"Chicken eggs are the main cause of homosexuality" Evo Morales.
see And there is more from that stupid man, I believe a guy wrote a book of all the crazy shit Evo Morales and Hugo Chavez said it was 300 pages and funny as hell.

>laughingwithhandonforehead.jpg
No problem. We'll just ask Colombia or Chile to sink your boat.

>Boliva
>useful in war

implying a single Virginia Class sub wouldn't wreck Bolivia shit water Navy, and then precede to fuck up it's shit with Tomahawk Missiles.

this indigenous looking manlet better check himself.

moments_before_OP_was_made.jpg

YOU ARE NOT READY FOR THIS FRUMP

no no it's the norks

LOL
Indio Morales is a fucking retard.

wtf is this shit bolivia is landlocked

>Bolivian "navy"
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bolivian_Navy
Even if they weren't landlocked, we could take them with little effort

This is the most Bolivian lookin' motherfucker I've ever seen.

Does everyone look like this in Bolivia?

Kek

BOLIVIAN NAVY???? This cant be real, it cant......

Someone took some joselitopills today

It's a fake article but Bolivia does actually have a navy

They keep their Navy here

HAHA YEAH FUCK BOLIVIA AND FUCK NORTH KOREA. INSTILL A JEWISH BANK IN THAT NORK COUNTRY THEN SEE HOW TOUGH THEY ARE

HAHA YEAH FORCED CIRCUMCISIONS FOR ALL GOYS ACROSS THE PLANET, A ROTHSCHILD BANK IN EVERY COUNTRY

That's so laughable it's almost cute.

Laugh it up guys but remember, Afghanistan doesn't even have an army and they fucking annihilated the USA.

America is hilariously bad at asyncrhonous warfare. Bolivia would probably beat them.

That's it, send in the ghosts.

>Bolivia intends to go to war with Chile with Peru if WW3 is called
This basically it, Bolivia intends to reclaim their coastline in the event that a world war happens and so they're going to ally against Chile's enemies.

>Bolivia
>literally-who in terms of militaristic power

Better not fuck with Bolivia.

The site literally spells out that it is for humor. The OP is a major baiting faggot and everyone that responded should be shot. Thank you and good night.

It's fake but you're right. The US would get curbstomped if they tried to invade Bolivia.

That is Special Olympic levels of retarded.... and people bitch here for how much we spend on our military.... Meanwhile fucking Bolivia is spending money on a Navy even when it's land locked..... ultimate kek.

Fucking brilliant. I hope the whole world turns against Trump.

a row boat with a guy armed with an uzi probably

IIRC Mongolia, Hungary and Switzerland have navies too

>when you want to start a navy in your country but have no sea so you resort to building ships in land.

That fucking zionist puppet.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQqdjNpntPM
m.youtube.com/watch?v=OFkDZ3VMt4c

>5% white

These dudes need some cultural enrichment and diversity

>Bolivia threatens to send it's navy if Trump invades North Korea
Holy shit Evo is not fucking around.

>Bolivia
>Navy

aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahah

>if world war 3 is declared

who the fuck declares that? i totally would get behind trump literally declaring war for the world

They're your greatest alliez, don't laugh

Stop baiting americans.

They have water

we fucking hate them you monkey.
we keep saying we are going to have negotiations for their sea exit only to laugh at them, like taunting a puppy with a toy

They beat u in war, why can't they beat the us?

Daily reminder that peru secretly teamed up with bolivia to declare war on Chile

Fuck no.

>"Base naval"
>They´re on a lake

The more natives a southamerican nation has, the worse.

Are bolivian women attractive? Como estan las viejas compa

Bolivian navy = three canoes patrolling Lake Titicaca.

nice source faggot.
we all hate those fucking native savages. only communists here think bolivia is important

s-source

Peru beated who? Spanish soldiers took that land for them selves. That was not peru/bolivia/whoever, does Simon Bolivar look indigenous to you? They were spanish traitors to a nation thousands of miles away.

There was no war against Spain, it was loyalists Vs Rebels. Rebels won, that´s all.

and Uruguay will rekt you

Evo makes bolivia look retarded. For every problem he has, always blame chile for it. also he cant stop humiliating himself in every international meet, crying about "mah stealed sea"

Bolivians are /our guys/ no doubt.
youtube.com/watch?v=dJdu0OZ9hr8

>beated
such grand education from a first world country :^)
be thankful that i dont have my smug anime lolis folder in this pc

everything is attractive compared to a Mexican maya

I was in the south of mexico and all that i see was 1.50m mayan women ugly as fuck

Yes
yes they are.

Every time those fucking savages have a fucking problem, they either blame us Peru, or Chile or Brazil. ITS NEVER THEIR FUCKING FAULT even though they are a bunch of parasitic communist retards

Twice

regarding women:
colombian > venezuela > argentina > peru > brazil > chile >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bolivia

>are Bolivian women attractive?
>Bolivian women
>traditional roles
>attractive
>non degenerate clothing
>honerary WHYTES
>no purple hair
>no mansplaining
>not fat
>family oriented