Brit/pol/ - tfw not Amerifag edition

>Theresa May has a new campaign manager
[YouTube] Tony Blair: "May Will Be the Next Prime Minister" (embed)

>A list of all the MPs standing down before election 2017
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/mps-standing-down-ahead-2017-10257949

>Theresa May has been criticised by Muslim MPs for setting the election date for during Ramadan, as Muslims are not allowed to vote during the holy period.
standard.co.uk/news/politics/theresa-may-criticised-by-muslim-mps-for-scheduling-election-during-ramadan-a3524506.html

>LibDems will not contest Lucas' safe green seat; rumblings of coalition?
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/general-election-liberal-democrats-caroline-lucas-brighton-green-party-no-contest-a7704711.html

>MP demands Faceb--k fight ""fake news" in the run-up to election
>Comes after the 'Fake News' parliamentary enquiry dissolved with no effect
breitbart.com/london/2017/04/26/uk-parliament-demands-facebook-fight-fake-news-general-election/

>Life not fair, trust falling, politicians untrustworthy: Trust Barometer
edelman.co.uk/magazine/posts/edelman-trust-barometer-2017-uk-findings/

>HMRC begins crackdown on global football corruption
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39729853

>UK would join USA in bombing Assad - WITHOUT parliamentary approval
>Still pushing the debunked """chemical weapons"" narrative
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/britain-could-join-donald-trump-10305023

Other urls found in this thread:

news.sky.com/watch-live
standard.co.uk/news/politics/theresa-may-criticised-by-muslim-mps-for-scheduling-election-during-ramadan-a3524506.html
historyplace.com/worldwar2/riseofhitler/25points.htm
enemyinastate.wordpress.com/2017/04/26/shock-corbyn-would-win-if-only-under-40s-voted-new-mega-poll-says/
youtube.com/watch?v=f25Zvj_YLaw
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-39736342
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

1st for are tims wife

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Tonight's QT panel.

Portillo is back on This Week tonight, at least.

>he thinks we aren't prompt
>doesn't know we have this down to a fine art

Eugh enough to put me off my dinner.

Definitive edition

I would unironically cummy in mummy mays bummy

>generic tory
>plastic labour man
>a lib dem
>snp
>literally who

>he groups the world up into weird spheres which aren't even the same

what did the telegraph mean by this

Lads, think we need a name for the area above (and including) Skipton, Harrogate, & York.

North Yorkshire/Northumbria won't be suitable

>95% white (Newcastle & Middlesborough bring it down)
>Lots of national parks
>Plenty of farmland
>Comfy seaside towns
>Minimal amount of bankers and their bonuses

>Jo
>JO

JO??!!!

The IOW

povertyland

Uppshire

Use this thread, let the yank one die and then use the south best one next, right?

Posting papers now because I was unable to last night

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>The queen isn't...The Queen.

Poorshire.

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I don't know any of these people

Rees-Mogg on skynews now

news.sky.com/watch-live

And you've not had any hail or rain? Savages, you deserve your famine.

>Had to wait 60 minutes longer than expected for the arrival of my train

>No seats

>Nig nogs listening to music without earphones; don't even know if they had a ticket.

>Couple of pakis in the corner talking about how the British are the real terrorists (shit you not)

>We stop a mile from the station because delays

>Wait 30 minutes

>Finally moving again!

>Leave train at 2:30

>Late for appointment by 2 hours

FUCKING RENATIONALISE THEM JEREMY

delet

Stop posting lewd, we don't want you to get banned again, do we?

America should be in dislike yellow desu

aaand he's gone.

The 3 in the middle are Labour, Lib Dem, and SNP, so there's a 90% chance that they are jokes.
The one on the right is a journalist. 70% chance that she is a joke.
The one on the left is a conservative. 50% chance that he is a joke.

She's back

This isn't a game

>arbitrary event
>savages

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Eat shit m8

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>sex robots and a female mouth
cue the female opinion pieces talking about how sex robots are terrible. save the pussy value!! xD

Clive Lewis is the soon to be ex-MP for Norwich south.

I want to marry Isabel oakshotte and have 12 kids

Bummer Rimmer where were you kid?

>Theresa May has been criticised by Muslim MPs for setting the election date for during Ramadan, as Muslims are not allowed to vote during the holy period.
>standard.co.uk/news/politics/theresa-may-criticised-by-muslim-mps-for-scheduling-election-during-ramadan-a3524506.html

Start buying guns.

Jo is such an ugly name for a woman

I put it on but was reminded of why I loathe Sky News.

>Mogg: "Theresa May exudes confidence"
>presenter: "..in your opinion"

Not even a fan of May but it was sheer snideness.

What did she do?

Wealth attracts brown people and promotes liberalism

>the yank is spamming his thread
>getting no replies but JFs
lol

I got banned for posting a lewd image

Only Africa has no rain, stop moaning and start praying to Taranis. PRAISE HIM FOR RAIN AND STORM!

What about the full "Josephine" I quite like it.

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find a flaw

historyplace.com/worldwar2/riseofhitler/25points.htm

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People under 40 overwhelmingly support Corbyn's Labour — if young people were the only ones to vote the next PM would be Corbyn — according to new Mega-Poll.
enemyinastate.wordpress.com/2017/04/26/shock-corbyn-would-win-if-only-under-40s-voted-new-mega-poll-says/

>we need a triple-lock for our elderly
>they fought in WW2
>wait, what do you mean they were born after WW2?

W-what was it..?

>tfw about to cuck Ireland out of the corporate inversion it's benefiting from

>tfw the Yank is just lonely and was shitposting in an attempt to try make friends

She died, remember?

>if we change this thing that is key to the outcome of this other thing then it will be different

Not a huge surprise.

First post in a while.

Postive:
Rimmer is back

Negative:
Brit/pol is split into four threads in the evening.

should have drawn Ireland as a rucksack on her back, because we've been carrying them forever

I like john Higgins

A girl on the bed with her legs spread

Googled. Peanut thing?

I do think Labour will smash it

Daily reminder that thread splitters should have their skulls split open with a tomahawk.

Listen to some good choons lads
youtube.com/watch?v=f25Zvj_YLaw

Is there any hope brit/pol/?

wow please delete this Islamophobic and anti-semetic image otherwise i'll report you to the overwhelmingly white native police authorities who will act on behalf of the (((government)))

Yeah peanuts

Too many newfag poofters here nowadays

Yeah that's right

do one, cunt

>blogpost
>calls tories xenophobic racist sexists
>call BBC biased and right wing
Yeah this sounds legitimate

C CLINTON?

"We have reports coming in... Yes... Yes it seems that the Monster Raving Loony Party has swept across England!"

Someone needs to make a Monster Raving Loony Party Pepe or something.

How much to you have to ride a bike to become infertile? Would I be safe with 2 hours a day 5 days a week?

We made a new thread to stop giving the yank shitposter attention. DO NOT post in his thread, he makes them early on purpose.

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The girlfriend I suppose

>Being a cycling cunt

The perfect politician would be a freakish combination of corbyn, hitler, and john Higgins

omg yes

Can you guys please stop shitting on Trump? He's a great president and you fags being edgy retards isn't helping any. We just want peace in /ptg/

No, someone attractive

>Just met a qt at the pub last week. Went back to her place for a drink.

>Looked at her bookcase

>Saw Oswald Mosley and Mussolini

Lads... I think I've found the one.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-39736342

>this is what our taxes pay for

Marry her now.

I thought they were dead?

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>boring fat NEET history supply teacher

No

>Cycle
>Get run over by a lorry
>In a coma
>Can't get an erection
Congratulations user!

High long pot success rate though

>bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-39736342
She seems like a stuck up bitch.