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Today’s Articles

> Armed British police arrest man with knives near May's office
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-security-idUKKBN17T23J
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4451870/Armed-police-seal-Parliament-Square.html

> PM May says Merkel talk of UK illusions shows how tough Brexit talks will be
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-election-may-idUKKBN17T2M5

> UKIP leader Nuttall to stand in election
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39738332

> 'Marine A' Alexander Blackman to be freed from jail within hours
news.sky.com/story/marine-a-alexander-blackman-to-leave-jail-tomorrow-10853259

> FT: EU agency faces €400m London rent bill after post-Brexit move
archive.fo/VhnEQ

> Nicola Sturgeon admits she will use SNP votes in general election to press for indy ref 2
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/27/nicola-sturgeon-admits-will-use-snp-votes-general-election-press/

> Labour most popular party among voters under 40, general election poll reveals
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/27/labour-ahead-polls-among-voters-40/

> FT: Scottish nationalists clam up on independence
archive.fo/yL2hz

> FT: UK Election Countdown: beware of tactical errors
archive.fo/cgGUi

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I WANT TO MOVE TO ENGLAND

Post Welsh memes please

punchy

UNWASHED!

david starkey predicted it all 5 years ago

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Syria lads?

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rare

Good job the 18-24s wont bother voting.

someone please make more of these, they are fucking hilarious

Exactly. And over 65s turnout the most

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>Disabled Wales
kek

digital was a mistake

Indeed, its a bit of a crap graph really, the 25-49 age range is fucking massive compared to the others.

Who /skippingquestiontime/ tonight

>Anyone else seething that Blair said he's considering a return to frontline politics?
Him returning can only hurt the left. He either rejoins labour and people hate them more than now or creates a blairite party and splits the lefty vote.

>want to visit my dad and stepmum
>worried that if he's not there but she is I'll be unable to stop thinking about fucking her

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Syria lads? Anyone?!?

smashing

Pepefu

Me going to watch this week tomorrow on iplayer

>So what you gonna fill my mouth up with spunk and then I'm gonna show you and then swallow it?
>Yeah FACKIN RIGHT you are
>Yeah? Do you like that?
>Yeah, FACKIN love it. Fill your mouth up with my cum. See it in your mouth and then-
>-And then I'll swallow it but I'll keep sucking it 'till it's empty then I'm gonna go *shows tongue*
>FACKIN right you are
>I hope you've saved all your spunk?
>Yeah I have FACKIN 'ELL
>Got about THREE DAYS WURF
>Well, a couple. OARGH FACK
>[unintelligible] ...the whole FACKIN lot?
>FACKIN
>I hope you really enjoy that
>OH FACK YEAH
>Yeah
>OAARGH go on
>Loads in there. Cream, I love it
>OAH YEAH. OAH YEAH go on. OARGH you ready for my cum? AARGH FACK go on. UARGH, OAH FACK... [continues]
>*shows tongue*
>Oh yeah white cum
>Mmm swallowed the lot
>FACKIN did didn't ya?
>Hhmm. Lick that bit off there
>Dirty cunt you. Lovely
>Mmm, beautiful. Did you enjoy that?
>FACKIN right I did!

>Affirmative action hiring

twitter.com/Holbornlolz/status/857679114676916224

Maybe you should fuck her

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Kayaposting is the last thing I have left

>ex pats complaining about the fear of not being able to use the NHS if they are forced to return to the UK from Spain

Serves you right, traitors. NO NHS FOR YOU! YOU SPEND YOUR MONEY IN SPAIN? YOU DIE IN SPAIN!

>tfw FATTY SALMOND is the only cunt in the article talking any sense
Can't skip nearly-live TW personally, it's the perfect comfy cooldown programme before bed

Fuck me, this talk about Syria is depressing.

>our military is completely irrelevant compared to America's
>if they told us to bomb somewhere we'd have no choice but to agree

Why don't they just hang up a massive banner reading "BRITAIN IS PATHETIC AND AMERICA'S BITCH?"

Where did it all go so wrong?

Isn't this what Call Me Dave wanted to ban the making of?

>Englandcucks actually believe Wales isn't the most powerful nation in the union.

lol, you've been deceived again by the superior Welsh mind.

Are we really stupid enough for this shit again?

Fucking Boris
Can May just fire him already

Bojo is American, therefore he is of America first.

Any lewds?

is this actually john terry's mum?

what does bomber rimmer think of this?

Jesus Christ, lads.

>long day in the library doing coursework to be handed in tomorrow, finally get it done at 8
>fancy a cheeky KFC after my hard work
>Mighty Bucket For One and a portion of Hot Wings
>finally get back to the flat
>can hear laughing already as I'm walking up the stairs
>get into the flat and my hot flatmate Vicky and her friend are sitting on the couch kinda like pic related, laughing at the John Terry's mum vid
>tfw they ask me if I've seen it and I say yes
>tfw my hot flatmate Vicky says "user likes a nosh, don't you, user?"
>tfw I pretend not to hear and cough to try and hide my embarrassment
>tfw she ask again and I do it again
>tfw her friend starts giggling and I go to my room because I can feel my face heating up and going scarlet
>tfw I've already told her about forty fucking times that I'm MGTOW but she won't take the hint
>tfw I left my KFC on the countertop and I have to go back in there and face them to get it

They're probably in there eating my fucking chips.

Hopefully trump keeps quiet for long enough

She's too pure

(Pls ignore her Skins sex scenes)

Just imagine moving to another country and not even once considering healthcare.
Fucking retards.

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Did ban*

he has to go, we need someone with some clout in the FO.

Boris's perfect role was as a cartoonish mayor - this is just depressing

Its not his mum. Just some escort.

i mean, i wish we had a hitler to put it in words.

these bumbling politicians are the leadership of the reich and should never have been given jobs in the cleaning department let alone the manager of our foreign relations.

the decline of our reich, i mean realm

>tfw its on past my bedtime

He has the potential to create a schism in Lab between SD's/ Blairites. On the other hand, he's a warmongering US boot-licker that bankrupted our country. Cannot stand the cunt.

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Wales should be the middle of 3 upset children holding onto England

8/10 for up to date current affairs, well done lad.

Losing the war of independence and letting go of the Empire. We're being reversed colonised by a country we made up

FAKIN ROYCHU ARE

Who /EtonRifles/ here?

youtube.com/watch?v=wy3RtGRxQGE

I have no sympathy for ex pats. This rich couple in France complaining.

I really don't care about them, they contribute to France not the UK why the fuck should they get a say in the UK's affairs? They left, therefore they are traitors.

>They're probably in there eating my fucking chips.

This guy gets it

Listen Faggots whats this thing for the poofter starkey who has history of molesting lil kiddies ?
Why do you guys fawn to a Saville like character ?
I like Farage he was a bumbling rabid racist old Englander who spoke his mind .
I bet all of you wouldnt dream of admitting IRL to being a shitposter on chan ?
Yet these strong Opinions flourish here

>Emmaposting

Good lad

She could do a lot better than her husband. Someone like you

Housemate bailed on our night out like a prick, who /drinkingalone/ tonight?

Quints confirms it's actually his mum
Bless your little cotton socks Rimmer

vicky btfo once again
all girls named vicky are slags anyway

Start buying guns.

>implies not this every night then LARPs badly later

>Implying I don't already own some

They seem happy

That's not Emma in the webm

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Wake up. The Welsh are at the top of every national government and every bank in the world. The Welsh both secretly, and openly, hold virtually every position of power in the world. You are all pawns on Wales grand chessboard.

If Wales wanted to, it could crush you with a combination of its economic power and military might. We could crush you like bugs if we wanted to. But we won't because you are all being played by us. You are all part of the NWO (New Welsh Order)

Keep buying guns.

Checked, Just opened my first can

Rimmer why do you slip into the shit/tier LARPer later ? your IP is same ?
But everyone loves the Rimmer poster ?

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I struggling to decipher what you're attempting to say

Move aside Liz & Priti, the hottest MP is making a return

>Wouldn't dream of admitting to posting on chan
Implying I can hold my hide tongue and my implicit right wing bias when people waffle utter shite about politics in this country

Eating some choccie hobnobs BEFORE tea ahahaha what am I like?

hahah absolutely MENTAL mate haha god you're so funny

Oy Vey

Just on the train home with a couple of a those little bottles of wine.

Anyone else here alternating between feeling hopelessly dismal and weirdly euphoric recently? Keeps getting more frequent. Weird.

OK Achmed

>eating tea after 9pm
absolute MADMAN

Nice webm, but I don't think that is Emma.

>$8 Million for getting roughed up on an aeroplane

>you walk into you bedroom and you catch him fucking your wife.
What do you do welshbros

word

Esther McOyVey

This unfortunately

They're both fully on board with foreign wars and regime change, it's just that May's better at hiding it. I briefly had hope for Boris when he called out the Saudis, but it turned out that was a moment of incompetence rather than sanity. Now we're seeing his true colours.

Top kek

Where do I sign up?

Why would one who have these views stifle self ? if you knew it was Hateful an would be battered to a pulp !
If you are a Right guy Be Honest an stop being a joke reddit meme here .