HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT.
It's happenning.
How are you preparing for apocalypse?

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worldnewsdailyreport.com/nasa-administrator-suspended-after-claims-of-imminent-alien-invasion/
youtube.com/watch?v=zs08X5p1Lus
youtube.com/watch?v=tWrSXORs_jM
ufodigest.com/article/hoax-alien-invasion-how-wernher-von-braun-revealed-nasas-plan-weaponize-space
worldnewsdailyreport.com
youtu.be/laFNwxgsSe8
youtube.com/watch?v=-w0Odg3k7xM
nasa.gov/about/highlights/bolden_bio.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

or psyops ?

Go ahead and provide source for that, mr white man.

>inb4 www.ALIENSAMONGUS.ru

It's fake news but I'll check to see if it is real by rolling repeating digital numbers

By learning arabic and spanish

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You're not white

It's real. There are signs everywhere. The MSM is silent because (((them))) don't normies to stay dumb for the coming invasion.
worldnewsdailyreport.com/nasa-administrator-suspended-after-claims-of-imminent-alien-invasion/

>when an user from /x/ gets a job at NASA

I wouldn't be surprised if alians contacted us or invaded but speculating the date is retard.

Hmm.. makes me think of project blue beam.

youtube.com/watch?v=zs08X5p1Lus

Check the main page of that site.
If you still think that's a reliable news source then please kill yourself.

>NASA
>Black people

pick one

>tfw Trump is going to be the president that gives the "Independence Day" speech

Can we talk about this in the morning?
I feel awfully tired.
Anyone else who feel tired?

How can he be on sick leave if he's not even the Administrator anymore? At least try to make it believable.

Fucking space niggers. Tell them to fuck off, we're full

pretty sleepy here

>intelligent beings capable of intergalactic travel
>having any interest in some shitty rock inhabited by smelly niggers

everyday walking around here looks like an alien invasion anyway

>worldnewsdailyreport.com
Argentina.....really?

Indeed. Tell them ' tits or gtfo'

I'm ok with this at this point

>intelligent beings capable of intercontinental travel
>having any interest in some shitty rock inhabited by smelly niggers

youtube.com/watch?v=tWrSXORs_jM

And in your life, there comes the darkness
This spacecraft blocking out the sky
And there's nowhere to hide
You run to the back and you cover your ears
But it's the loudest sound you've ever heard
Now we're trapped, we're dark cloud's people
We are helpless to resist
In your darkest hour

But it was just a lie, just a lie
Just a lie, just a lie

>I was serious about deflecting extraterrestrial invasion, but then Alien queen called me
>Just think about those beautiful gray babies
>Terrific fellows, they are tremendous race. Great deals

Whoa man

Good thing I believe everything I read.

ufodigest.com/article/hoax-alien-invasion-how-wernher-von-braun-revealed-nasas-plan-weaponize-space

>worldnewsdailyreport.com

nice source

They are already here
x-filesmusic.mp3

kekkerino

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no they are not, and even if they were there is literally nothing wrong with aliens. Aliens are bro tier as it can get.

So, what if the aliens are forcing mankind to become one and be globalized, or else they'll wipe us all out for failing?

What if the governments of the world are tasked to do this without telling anyone (which would spell immediate doom for all, invalidating the test the aliens have given us) ?

Are you willing to take the chance, Sup Forums? Why else would the world governments willingly destroy their own peoples and ruin their own countries?

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fucking kek

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Yes.

Benis :D

youtu.be/laFNwxgsSe8

Yes.

But what if the top is alien dick?

>when its revealed that white people are aliens
>when they offer to take those who are willing
>when we all leave the subhuman native races and fly to our awesome white race utopia

Lick around it?

>People must not be taking the Cold War II scare seriously. Let's try ayys again.

PS.Liberals not welcome

AYYYYYY

Thiat video

>meaningless and ugly circles
>the mighty phallus, bringer of life, symbol of power and source of human ingenuity

Cold war 2 you say?

it says at the bottom of the website it's satirical.

I almost chortled at one of their stories.

or it's a universal language and you (& most of humanity) are too fuckwitted to understand the message

zetatalk.com

DELET

>invasion

Any species that could make its way here could destroy is in seconds and we wouldn't even know it happened,
If they actually wanted our planet intact for some reason, they would simply engineer a virus or poison and kill us all off that way. There wouldn't be a war.

I'm a martian.

I like war and stuff.

Phear me plebs.

Alien here, you found us out so might as well come clean.
Earth sucks to be honest, or as we'd say it back home xucla verga.

do digits agree

>nasa
>not liars

What if it's the universal language of dick?

It better not be le fucking Kett.

ah, memories.

Bullshit! Stop pushing this fake shit!

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Boy that would be something

Very tip top kek

Genesis 3:14
And the Lord God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:

Revelation 20:10
And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, where the beast and the false prophet are, and shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever.

>worldnewsdailyreport.com
World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.

Is there a conspiracy more prone to being spouted by mental infants than Aliens?

That's not real, this one is authentic.

Isn't this supposed to be in /x/

If we can alien invasion happenings that's it for me, I'm done with this piece of shit site

Neither are you, Jamal Shekelsworth Chong-wa Rodriguez.

>Aliens caused the rise in degeneracy
>will come back to Earth after its taken hold
>will mind-scan everyone on Earth
>offer salvation to all those who have not become degenerate, as they are clearly of superior mental fortitude and can be useful

cant wait

Looks like black science man has a paranoid friend.

The only thing that cursed garbage is going to give people is eternal death. Don't worship anything that isn't God.

>tell the truth
>get labeled mentally ill
>career and character assassinated
You can never win.

not if it's a habbenin

>implying aliens won't kill off all the non-degenerates because they want good sheep who are susceptible to their mind control

Didn't von Braun before he died told his secretary in a drunken rant , that the powers that be were going to stage an alien invasion.

>Would you even believe the kind of ray guns they have? Guns you've never been able to buy anywhere else, believe me.
>And the women! I don't even say anything I just start kissing them. Walk right up -- they letchu do it -- just walk right up there and grab em by the snoglart. Bing bong indeed.

How high were you went you made that video man?

We will just build a spacewall.

Also there's so much shit orbiting the earth we can't really leave anymore.

>implying dgen humans aren't resources to be farmed
>implying aliens will waste plentiful resources

ILLEGAL ALIENS! FUCK

O...K padre

>they mind control all degenerates
>tell them to kill all those not under control
>this isnt for slaves
>not for experimentation
>this is the evolved aliens form of entertaining reality TV
>"Returning tooooooo EARTH HUNT!"
>"That resistance group in Oregon is running low on food, whatever will they do? TUNE IN!"

Looks like the climate change scare is almost spent.
Time to cook up a new one to scam the goys and keep them terrified and distracted from the progress (((they))) are making in consolidating their power in Western nations and in destroying them.

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>the day finally arrives
>humanity collectively holds its breath as the first extraterrestrial ships enter the solar system
>the first low-res images start to come in
>the ships designs appear to be based on geometric shapes: squares and triangles
>very soon they arrive
>as they enter orbit and begin entry through the atmosphere, a strange familiarity is noticed in their appearance
>they are fucking pyramids
>the ships touch down in Egypt
>the doors slide open with a hiss and clouds of sand and acrid smelling smoke billow forth
>when the dust clears, there are figures in the doorway
>from the outlines they appear to be humanoid, taller than the average human, muscular and with bulbous heads
>a great, deep voice booms out
>we's kangz an shit nigguh

through dick, unity

Are probably only extraterrestrial asylum seekers
A job for Sweden

fake invasion incoming, the ultimate false flag probably

youtube.com/watch?v=-w0Odg3k7xM

>sick leave for 6 months

Too late. We know they're coming.

Time to stock up and prep for the great lizard war.

Don't worry the sand niggers aliens will go to Sweden as usual

nasa.gov/about/highlights/bolden_bio.html

Even NASA lists him as former employee

That's a satire site, you turbo retard.

>A German who loves penis

>tfw all of human history was meticulously crafted so that we could provide them with the rarest pepes

We are pharaoh and sheeiitt

Un-ironical ayy lmao invasion soon.
What the fuck kind of timeline have we jumped to now?