How do I convert to Judaism...

How do I convert to Judaism? If they truly are the ruling class and all under them are there to serve them then how do I join?

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Goyim cannot convert. You can become a "supporter" and practice their rites but you'll never be recognized as a jew, and will be mocked by every jew you come across.

It's pretty pointless as you'll never be accepted as a true jew. Being Jewish is as much a cultural and ethnic identity as much as a religious one. The benefits come from nepotism.

tis not how it works m80

its like the mob. not all Italians are part of the Italian mob, but all in the Italian (or most) mob are Italian


convert to the true religion

get lucky and marry a jewish qt

This is now a WH40k bread.

How do I find a rich Jewess to marry and steal her wealth?

>Mfw outjewing the jews

ROKKITT BOZZ

You can't faggot. Just die already.

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Thetau is shit btw

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So which armies do you guys play? I mainly play IG but I'm thinking of starting a Space Marine army when the 8th edition ones come out

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>Somebody spent hours getting the details just right on that picture
>It looks amazing
>I can only think of "ANGER"

You need to be born a jew, the race is more important than the religion

Depends, orthodox conversion takes at minimum 3 years but then you are jewish by religious law.

Reform cucks(not even jewish really) basically give it out like candy.

Fake news.
Marrying Jews does not make you a jew.

There is a conversion process.

Only two ways in, convert(3 years) or your genetic mother is a jew.

Why is it your mother? Because Jews know women are whores.

t. an actual unironic jew

for me if you keep loyal to the emperor you can play whatever armies you want....
obviusly you can't play as a heretic/xeno/mutant

There is a conversion process. It takes at minimum three years.

kek

Im sure thy are dying for your blood. Unless shes a perfect virgin id never breed with a Jew.

It's rather easy

>get a gun
>put gun to hear
>pull trigger
>hope that in the next life you won't be born as a filthy goyim

go to a local Chabad house or shul on saturday, dress nicely and wear a kippa if you are serious

Yeah, but conversion isn't encouraged and you'll always be treated as an outsider. Jew don't encourage outsiders to convert, they are actually quite against it.

Nigger kill yourself!

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Only ancient Jew blood may control the world and call the shots
One must be born into or selected by their high priest to feast on the blood of your smeckle to obtain the power goyim.

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>tfw want to buy box of khorne berzerkers but holding off for dat sweet death guard release

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He asked is their a way to convert.
Also that is true, but this issue depends, are we talking an orthodox conversion or a reform conversion.

Orthodox Jews accept Ivanka because she converted the actual way.

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You don't.

You can only ever be a "good goy" to them.

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>Be Jew.
>Post methods of being Jew on right wing board.
>Make more Jew

Don't, they're a cult, be a Christian

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This thread has been deemed heretical by the Imperial Inquisition.

Please avoid.

pretending to be the inquisition is a real fucking sin heretic

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They specifically make it unpleasant (you have to get your dickhead lopped off and then the excess blood licked off by Rabbi Schlomo) in order to join the club plus even then you won't be considered a real Jew

Might be worth it for the sake of your descendants. But you'd better be sure which side is going to win in the end. High stakes my friend.

Marry in, be devout for a few years, and your kids will be either way. Jewish heritage is down the mother's line (matrilineal), so they'll qualify.

OPs pic depicts Trump as the Angel Sanguinius which I feel as inaccurate. Part from the obvious comparisons to the God Emperor himself I feel Trump is more closely akin to Roboute Guilliman. Waking from his meditation on Ultramare seeking to mend a broken Empire.

Kike

You can't, it's both a religion and ethnicity.

You can no more become jewish than become black.

What chapter is that?

Cut part of your dick off, drink baby's blood and work toward exterminating the white race. That ought to do it.

They look like Inquisition marines, which isn't canon afaik