>1957 >great uncle and aunt just engaged >having supper at aunt's parent's house >aunt is in pissy mood and is bitching out my uncle in front of her whole family >uncle tells her to stop >aunt keeps bitching >uncle tells her to stop >aunt keeps bitching >uncle tells her to stop >aunt keeps bitching >uncle reaches over table and slaps aunt across the face >aunt starts crying >"DADDY, ARE YOU GOING TO DO ANYTHING?!" >"Nope. He told you to stop 3 times now." >aunt shuts up and pouts >fast foward to today >great aunt and uncle still have a happy marriage >every time uncle tells aunt to shut up she does
These were the practices that kept women in line, Sup Forums. If you have a girlfriend/fiancee/wife, don't beat her and abuse her, but don't be a submissive coward either. If she goes off the deep end and does something like hit you or make a serious scene in public, give her a firm slap to the cheek; just enough to make it sting a little. Women secretly love it and they'll be submissive to you. Just don't over do it, make it an occasional thing.
>1957 Stop posting on our Tibetan hair plaiting board, gramps
Caleb Brooks
And then every other man nearby assumes you're abusing your wife and they attack you, and the cops side with them and you end up in jail. Good going Hortense.
Kevin Fisher
?You're damned if you do, you're damned if you don't.
Really activates my almonds.
Isaiah Torres
It's always Americans who make these SMACK MY BITCH UP posts
Nolan Fisher
>bad advice
Parker King
you're a fucking idiot I hope you die
Evan Brooks
>thinking women can be decent human beings without doing it out of using you or intimidated.
Actual love died by the jews hand
Angel Peterson
It's always tart like effeminate brits who bitch about what Americans do. Quit being a fucking Fag you stupid girl and get on board.
Owen Watson
>slapping a girl >across the face >in front of the family
how's life in that trailer park?
Justin Price
>talk shit >get asked to stop >talking more shit >get asked to stop >talking more shit >get hit I swear some people only understand through pain.
Jeremiah Smith
More kike propaganda to further pit men and women against each other. A woman who can only be taught through physical force isn't worth anyone's time.
Andrew Roberts
Welcome to Sup Forums, you weak faggot ;)
Dylan Ramirez
Women are fucked in the head. Do the opposite of everything they've told you to do and you'll have tons of girls. t.
Ryan Clark
Fuck off. You're gonna get old and you better pray you have something fun like shitposting to do when that happens.
Ayden Smith
My dad hit my mom and I don't remember her ever liking it.
But eh, what the hell, he only hit her when she was yelling and being a bitch. I would say go for it honestly. Lifetime movies and feminists make it sound so fucking awful, it's not that bad and it's not like women don't hit men.
Jose Parker
This is literally true. Adults are just decaying children. If you don't put limits on them, they act up just like toddlers do.
Although I agree with >A woman who can only be taught through physical force isn't worth anyone's time.
Entirely true.
Jason Lewis
REEEE GTFO YOU CANCEROUS FUCKS I DONT CARE IF YOURE OLD BUT THIS SHIT AND THE CHRISTKEK SHIT NEEDS TO END
Landon Watson
>>every time uncle tells aunt to shut up she does
Doesn't sound like a marriage, sounds like heaven to me.
William Gonzalez
>But eh, what the hell, he only hit her when she was yelling and being a bitch. I would say go for it honestly. Lifetime movies and feminists make it sound so fucking awful, it's not that bad and it's not like women don't hit men. This is also objectively true. I am not a fan of every hitting anyone but there are a few people on the face of the earth (and many are women) whose tongues are so cruel and abusive and obnoxious that I'd actually rather be slapped. Not by Godzilla, mind you, I don't want to be knocked down, but a light slap would be hella better than a shit ton of verbal abuse.
The whole sticks and stones cliche is bullshit. Words can be just as poisonous as violence. As long as neither bitching people out nor hitting them becomes chronic I think you are okay. One good rule tho is never start either. End it if you must but try not to be an asshole as a good daily rule of thumb. Men and women both.
Nathan Howard
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Wyatt Morris
Why exactly are you against islamism again?
Noah Baker
count the fruit, hombre
Zachary Martinez
Wew do ur math
Jaxson Foster
op is right, been in several serious relationships and I would always reach my boiling point and chimp out like a faggot then feel huge amounts of guilt and regret, at first they would get in my face and I would just take it, then get in shoving matches, the first time I hit a girl I felt really really bad and apologized to no end. Basically when you act like a little bitch women will have no respect for you. Now when my woman pisses me off, I just pin her down and punch her in the ass until she begs me to stop, and I never show one ounce of regret. I just tell her "don't be a dumb fuck and I won't punch the fuck out of your ass".
Haven't had any problems since. The key is to only do it once in awhile, and don't leave marks on their face or arms, and never show remorse. If you show remorse it doesn't work, you have to mean it. Say what you want about muslims and niggers, but they know how to treat women. If the bitch is acting crazy, punch her in the ass 6 times as hard as you can, and tell her to shut the fuck up or you will do it again, and never apologize. You will have a happy marriage.
Married 10 years and no problems at all.
Gavin Walker
>This is also objectively true. I am not a fan of every hitting anyone but there are a few people on the face of the earth (and many are women) whose tongues are so cruel and abusive and obnoxious that I'd actually rather be slapped. Not by Godzilla, mind you, I don't want to be knocked down, but a light slap would be hella better than a shit ton of verbal abuse.
Holy fuck yeah perfect description of how my mom was. She was so fucking obnoxious and had a lot of tenacity when it came to verbally attacking people, literally would NOT stop until someone either screamed at her so loudly she fucked off or it escalated and she got hit.
Had this problem with a girl I dated in high school too. She had some emotional issues and was extremely verbally aggressive and no amount of self control could keep me from lashing out on her time from time. Honestly though, sometimes getting physical really can make it better because you take your anger out on each other and it can't really escalate further than that.
I'm not sure if I've only dealt with crazy women all my life and maybe I have because of dear old mom, but I believe in hitting them sometimes because honestly I've noticed if you try to end a fight with words with most women they still stay angry and passive aggressive for fucking days. It's like if you don't hit them they think they can just walk all over you and act like children after they don't get their way, fucking annoying
I wonder how many people went to youtube to listen to that song after reading this post
Gabriel Edwards
>I just pin her down and punch her in the ass kek
Caleb Moore
>Haven't had any problems since. The key is to only do it once in awhile, and don't leave marks on their face or arms, and never show remorse. If you show remorse it doesn't work, you have to mean it. Say what you want about muslims and niggers, but they know how to treat women. If the bitch is acting crazy, punch her in the ass 6 times as hard as you can, and tell her to shut the fuck up or you will do it again, and never apologize. You will have a happy marriage.
I would agree but punching her in the ass sounds too much like a kink honestly. That's why when guys say "if muh girl was out of line I would just spank her" it sounds fucking retarded because that's been so sexualized.
I would agree never punch the arms or face, you can slap the face, but marking a bitch up is a surefire way to go to jail. Hit her stomach honestly. Even the Prophet Muhammad said to never hit the face when correcting your wife kek. Go for the stomach but not too hard and it will send a message
>physical violence is banned >emotional abuse through mind tricks and words are allowed I wonder what (((high verbal intelligence))) people could be behind this?
Angel King
b-c*
Gabriel Bailey
american education
Evan Evans
DNR but srsly, you're posting greentxt anecdote about your fucked up pham to justify your belief in wife beating? Fuck off cunt.
>t. married for 20 yrs. Would never raise my hand to the person I made and raised a family with.
Ethan Rodriguez
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Jason Flores
Nigger its 14 10(3)=30 10+4(2)=18 4-1(2)=2 1+10+3=14 Seriously stop making us burgers a meme >American education
Benjamin Martinez
You can assert physical dominance without violence or you know, don't marry a nagging bitch
Lucas Carter
Man, those were the days.
Owen Gomez
Punching them in the ass doesn't leave visible marks, but it bruises the fuck out of their ass for a week so everytime they walk or sit, they think of the ass whooping you gave them. I'm not saying spank, punch that bitches ass so she remembers.
Juan Young
t. nu-male
Tyler Harris
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Jace Scott
This has nothing to do with Christianity you fedora white knight cuck
Kayden Cook
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Easton Bennett
>>t. married for 20 yrs. Would never raise my hand to the person I made and raised a family with.
And so you post your shitty anecdote to counterargue? Fucking kek
Listen buddy domestic violence in the West is at an all time low. Divorce rates at an all time high. Our grandparents all beat their wives. It's not that fucking bad
Dominic Long
What was Sup Forums like back in the 50s gramps?
Michael Thomas
Holy shit, i was only acting retarded
Sebastian Ross
50s didnt' exist, we are in the hivemind now
Jordan Gutierrez
Few things are more ignorant and cucked than when a faggot says that women NEVER deserve to be beaten There's no reason why a grown woman should be exempt from punishment
Caleb Butler
>A woman who can only be taught through physical force isn't worth anyone's time.
You don't have much experience with women do you?
You don't necessarily have to hit them but they need to feel some level of fear or they are out of control.
Sebastian Murphy
1id by post this>
Caleb Nelson
If it's okay to physically discipline unruly children, it should be okay to physically discipline unruly women. Women are nothing but children in adult bodies.
Be careful though because you can lose your Second Amendment rights for a domestic violence conviction.
Jordan Cruz
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Charles Anderson
My dad is quiet and kind person and would never start a fight with anyone.
My mom constantly bitches, verbally attacks my dad for no reason than my dad loses control beats the shit out of my mom.
After the beating my mom is very submissive and obedient to my dad.
My dad suffer from guilt for what he did to her because he love her.
So he buys mom stuff, does what she says until mom acts like bitch and he loses control again beats the shit out of her.
Jayden Stewart
Example: I was caring for my friends lizard, and my girlfriend at the time turned the heat down in the house even though I told her not to, so the lizard died. Because ''she forgot'' or ''didn't think it was that important anyways'' You white knight cucks would have a heart attack if only you knew what happened next
Mason Evans
>Do the opposite of everything they've told you to do and you'll have tons of girls.
The wisest thing ever said on Sup Forums
Listen people.
Blake Johnson
This
Isaac Wright
The bitch trys to make you feel bad for hitting her by acting obedient and submissive but also emphasizing the fact that you hurt and disappointing her
They never quite recognize why you hit them, they don't care that they verbally attacked you and started the fight, but they know how to emotionally manipulate you and make you feel guilty after you hit them. They'll cry loudly, they wont speak to you, they ask you why you did it, they will take away any guilt from the situation. I dealt with this IRL with insane bitches
That's why you hit them and just make sure you show her you don't give a fuck
Xavier Morgan
>1957 Dad, mom said you need to stop ogling traps online
Zachary Smith
I agree with you in theory but today's legal environment makes it too risky.
1) If someone calls the cops, the cops WILL come 2) If the cops come, they WILL arrest you. 3) If the cops arrest you, prosecutors WILL charge you. 4) If you get convicted of any type of domestic violence - including a misdemeanor - you are no longer allowed to possess a firearm, thanks to the (((Lautenberg Amendment))). 4a) If you get caught with a gun, you will be charged with a felony.
I think a man's right to keep and bear arms is more important than a man's right to keep his wife in line...but that's just me. You do you.
Landon Reyes
Treat 'em like dirt, and they stick like mud.
Aiden Wright
>if you don't hit them they think they can just walk all over you and act like children after they don't get their way
a slap in the face in not beating or abusing you enormous faggot
Michael Brooks
>don't marry a nagging bitch
A lot don't start out that way. Many end up like that.
Henry Carter
My brother beat up my sister after she tossed my dads drink in his face while we were eating Easter dinner
Owen Miller
for today's modern pussy whipped society, unwanted physical contact of any kind is assault.
Henry Watson
It's different now. You'll be in a world of shit if you do that.
David Long
I had a gf of 2 years that would start to bitch and get retarded if I wasnt fucking her enough. As soon as she'd act up Id have to start manhandling and shaking the shit on her then throw her on the bed. Then she'd get all pouty fucked up haired and semi-frightened. I'd then start kissing her and stuff before fucking her harder than even I felt comfortable doing, as part of the punishment. After I figured out what she was doing, I'd use not giving her sex if she acted up and using sex to reward her for good behaviour. By the time the relationship had ended, she was all confused and shit. That shit wasn't my fault, she was fucked up to begin with.
Elijah King
/thread
Andrew Lee
Of course they do. I'm not saying all do, but a surprising amount of them do. I've seen a lot of women get beat by their men, yet they refuse to leave. People say "oh well they can't leave, they could get killed or something". Yeah fucking right, it's not hard to call 911 or just leave the fucking house and go someplace safe. Bitches love to be abused and treated like shit.
Josiah Rodriguez
What that gif from?
Logan Kelly
So how fucking old are you anyways? 76?
Kevin Adams
>After I figured out what she was doing, I'd use not giving her sex if she acted up and using sex to reward her for good behaviour. this sounds like the mistake
Thomas Walker
>people are actually believing this larp No, beating your wife was never acceptable you dumb fucking kikesuckers
Oliver Russell
>she tossed my dads drink in his face while we were eating Easter dinner
Why did she do this?
Jeremiah Hernandez
>Be me >Hit my girlfriend because she wont shut up >Cops get called >She doesnt want to press charges >I'm told I have to leave my property for the night >She gets to stay there >When I try to protest the cop just says "well the state can still file charges against you for assault if you want to go that route" >Spend night in an uncomfortable hotel
Op you suck.
Kayden Gutierrez
Was that this year?
Dominic Mitchell
How can you youngfags listen to that shit?
Alexander Long
>my right to have a gun i am unlikely to ever need vs >my children and their future
Gabriel Hughes
it was in the past. at one time, men were legally responsible for their wives' behavior. if she committed a crime, he was put in jail for it, so men were granted some leeway in what methods they could use to keep the bitches in line - including smacking that bitch up
Evan Barnes
>this sounds like the mistake It mightve been;however, if you'd witnessed the relationship in its entirety, you'd believe it was a mistake from the beginning.
Charles Ramirez
One of the main things the kkk did was lynch wife beaters you tool
Jordan Cooper
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? >Nothing, you already told her *twice*.
Jason Rodriguez
Than I get shit on by everyone for not defending my mom. My dad has never hit me or any of my brothers and sisters even when we were misbehaving but my mom just drives him crazy to the point he can't control himself anymore.
Ethan Cook
>Op you suck. Did you use OP's patented Ass-punch method? If not you cant blame him for your failures
Isaiah Martinez
>gun i am unlikely to ever need God damn it brittany.
Ayden Campbell
A wife beater and a man that keeps his woman in line are two different things
Jason Ortiz
Apples are 10 Bananas are 4 Coconuts are either 1 or 2, depending on what the oddly written third question means.
On one hand, there are clearly 2 coconuts there. I can safely rule out something stupid like 11, because that would make bananas inconsistent. On the other hand, if you are meant to add the two coconuts together, why isn't it written like the bananas in question two? If they are intwnded to be multiplied together, that would also be improper formatting.
If a coconut is equal to 1, then answer to question four is 15. If a coconut is 2, then the answer is 16.
Fix the fucking question before posting it next time.
Nathaniel Wood
In my town, they beat the living hell out of a man for sending his kids to school with no shoes. This was in the 50s. Kids had shoes on from then on.
Grayson James
>Than I get shit on by everyone for not defending my mom. My dad has never hit me or any of my brothers and sisters even when we were misbehaving but my mom just drives him crazy to the point he can't control himself anymore.
Why the hell do people even know your father hits your mom. My dad hit my mom growing up. She was fucking crazy out of control sometimes and whenever it happened it was totally warranted. He literally never did it simply because he was mad, he just wasn't a fucking bitch who was afraid to slap her if she was getting out of control. I mean fuck, one time she was even throwing things all over the place, I have no clue why a man in that situation wouldn't use physical force. Some cucks would allow that to happen
Don't listen to people who tell you to stop him. He isn't doing anything wrong. Some women just have a tendency to drive people off the wall, even those with the most self control in the world. My dad never hit me or any of my siblings either. My fucking mom did though
Josiah Robinson
> white people > Upper Marlboro Maryland
This IS old.
Josiah Torres
>If a coconut is equal to 1, then answer to question four is 15. If a coconut is 2, then the answer is 16.
>t. dumbass
Aaron Johnson
Got it off Sup Forums no idea of original source.
Searching suggests Black Canary Justice League unlimited or something.