Brit/pol/ - Tots TV Edition

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youtube.com/watch?v=qax7Rpp0pEA

>Armed British police arrest man with knives near May's office
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-security-idUKKBN17T23J
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4451870/Armed-police-seal-Parliament-Square.html

>PM May says Merkel talk of UK illusions shows how tough Brexit talks will be
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-election-may-idUKKBN17T2M5

>UKIP leader Nuttall to stand in election
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39738332

>'Marine A' Alexander Blackman to be freed from jail within hours
news.sky.com/story/marine-a-alexander-blackman-to-leave-jail-tomorrow-10853259

>FT: EU agency faces €400m London rent bill after post-Brexit move
archive.fo/VhnEQ

>Nicola Sturgeon admits she will use SNP votes in general election to press for indy ref 2
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/27/nicola-sturgeon-admits-will-use-snp-votes-general-election-press/

>Labour most popular party among voters under 40, general election poll reveals
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/27/labour-ahead-polls-among-voters-40/

>FT: Scottish nationalists clam up on independence
archive.fo/yL2hz

>FT: UK Election Countdown: beware of tactical errors
archive.fo/cgGUi

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bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39741196?
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39741196
breitbart.com/national-security/2016/06/15/ramadan-jihadists-headed-europes-way-history-of-islam-explains-why-terror-attacks-spike-during-muslim-holy-month/
watchfree.to/tv-2a6bbe-Naked-Attraction-tv-show-online-free-putlocker.html/season-1-episode-1
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tunnocks teacakes desu

>tfw no potato-kun
I just want him to come back lads

Anyone else think Question Time would be infinitely better if they had a moderater that called out the audience when they're talking shit? Maybe with the possibility of being ridiculed, we wouldn't have so many fucking idiots in the audience.

They could also call the panellists out on their shit.

i cry under a pile of tunnocks teacakes awaiting his return

Hey bongs anything important happen yet as a result of the snap election? Or just business as usual?

Reminder

British Flag - FOREIGNERS
>turk
>paki
>another paki
>gypsy
>Indian-"Scottish" Mongrel
>quadroon
>mulatto
>yemeni
>Iberian kike
>Ukrainian
>Racemixer (Chink Wife)
>Racemixer (Korean Pig Wife)
>Racemixer (Pregnant quadroon Wife)
>Japanese-"English" Mongrel
>1/8 kike "Brit"
>chink
>Pro-Anglosphere gook/chink/jap
>kike randposter
>Russian Gopnik
>Demented Tranny
>"Macedonian" degenerate gypsy
>south asian-"Persian" Inbred Mongrel (Tonybeen bevanposter)

British Flag - Degenerates
>Bomber Rimmer - Foot Fetishist Warmonger
>Meme Merchant - Autistic Underage Warmonger
>Rap Listening Russian Cuck
>Identified (Racemixer)

Foreign Flag - Subhumans
>Ukrainian kike (Russian Flag)
>JIDF kike (South African Flag)
>Civic (((Nationalist))) Half-Breed/Mongrel (Netherlands)
>chink (Australian Flag)

What's up cuck? You lonely?

>tfw not on this list

neck yourself. pro-lifers are cucks

Excuse me sir but you must be aware that under the Digital Economy Bill 2017, this website has been classified R18 by the British Board of Film Classification. The reasons being for strong sex material intended for pleasure, strong bloody violence and strong crude humor. You will need to provide suitable proof of age to access this site, please hand over your passport and your credit card please.

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You're just a subversive who wants to destroy Christian values.

youtube.com/watch?v=sHe6RFa3Efw

This is a very important video.

It is time that you praised MOLOCH. Brit/pol/.

We are making you this great offer. Together we can finally destroy the meme larping frog worshipping scum that has populated and destroyed this board.

All you have to do is say ABAR-BAESH three times in eight minutes. When the clock strikes twelve.

Good news.

What a shame.

>mfw it turns out to be a white girl

>tfw tunnocksanon also loves potato-kun
you are a false idol.

List is out of date mate. Meme Merchant's been driven out and I haven't seen the South African for a while either.

Labour are shitting themselves, that's about it.

>that perfect Tory waifu

Dont be ungraceful, bring it in for a hug man.

gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/433437/2014_Commentary__5_.pdf

About 81% of abortions were carried out for single women

The percentage of women having an abortion in 2014 who had one or more previous abortions varies by ethnic group. 34% of Asian women having abortions in 2014 had previously had an abortion, compared with 48% of Black women.

About 81% of abortions were carried out for single women

About 81% of abortions were carried out for single women

About 81% of abortions were carried out for single women

About 81% of abortions were carried out for single women

About 81% of abortions were carried out for single women

Don't you have deadly assault sporks and butter knives to be contacting PC Plod?

>buying physical copies of games
>gurl gamer
>fucking old men
Nah, clearly a fucking loony.

I was talking to a security guard at work this afternoon and it turns out he's a Mason and part of the Knights Templar. He showed me his signet ring and solid gold Masonic medal. Was pretty interesting.

Running for Blair's old seat and could legit win it on a really shit day for labour.

That's depressing.

I don't get it.

Does she actually like vidya games?

Did he roll his trouser up before he showed you his ring?

>reminder that she's engaged to a 52 year old man

>he wears a ring
>security guard

They are truly scraping the barrel.

user...

tfw was at the scene of the terrorist attack and didn't get any (you)s

If abortions weren't so readily available they wouldn't get pregnant.

i have a polish great great grandad
list me

57 according to the image.

PETER CALLS IT QUITS.

GAME OVER MAN, GAME FUCKING OVER.

SINK DEEPER INTO THE ABYSS.

Disgusting sexism. When are people going to stop mistreating female wannabe terrorists?

Harvey considers the financial implications of a Hard Brexit.

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>pic
>Battle of Agincourt 1415 (colourised)

>Fucking a man well and truly old enough to be her father

She's a degenerate piece of shit

>Anthony Joshua post fight interview.jpg

I just want the OG potato-kun to come back. Is that too much to ask?

IMPORTANT POLL

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It's legitimately sad that the only defence normies have for multiculturalism is "muh curry"

As if Japan for example needed to take in millions of American immigrants just to know how to make burgers

Who else here has no fucking clue what they want to do with their lives?

And he's a very lucky man

kek. nicely played.

HAPPENING

>Woman shot in anti-terror operation
>four held in anti-terror operation in London and Kent
>unconnected to Westminster incident

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39741196?

How old is too old to still run outside and queue up for an ice cream from the ice cream van?

I still dash outside whenever I hear the music.

How do I act like an adult lads? I love ice cream too much.

>Just taking this Dumb Ass out for a walk

There's Masons everywhere man. Even in this thread.

Calling for corbyn to stay even if he loses.
This is like momentum the man.

Are those fucking ulcers on his leg?

maybe he got permabanned

cybergypsy mods couldnt handle it

Leave it out lad what's Harv done to you?

Corbyn is doing his usual impression of martyr/crusader of the people. It has got him nowhere and it looks like he is arriving at his destination soon.

If there is no abortion then it is a deterrent for them to have unprotected sex

>marries old tory councilor
>no political background
>suddenly qualified to run our lives

Wow. From being a casual gamer playing Resident Evil to voting on military action and welfare cuts within a few months.

im the ukranian,im half jewish half anglo

>the first thing you should know about us, is that we have people everywhere

Labour shitting the bed so hard up to 100 seats of their 233 are in trouble

Dont be that way ;-;

Called him a cunt, knowing are Harvey.

post hubristic masturbation material

Anyone else catch this on twitter?

d-don't say that
I patiently await his return
If potato-kun is permabanned I will riot

K E N T
M E N T I O N E D

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39741196

Are we finally witnessing the far-right awakening, or is it another muzzie with an unlicensed breadknife?

Harvey for PM
>"Please do not look at my trousers," said PM hopeful

David Dimbleby bottled on live tv. I'd watch that.

>be me
>get 23 and me done
>99.9% North West European (mostly British)
>0.1% unassigned on conservative estimates
>speculatively 0.1% Sub-Saharan African

What am I lads?

Absolute mummy. I'm in love with her and want her to mother my children.

The ultimate waifu. My heart literally hurts.

Probably some speccy intern who gives scripted responses every time @MetCC is mentioned.

>without food these sods get nasty
KEK

I will never give you headpats
original potato-kun will return I'm sure of it

Kek. What are you they going to do, ban her?

Haven't they learnt that censoring people from social media will only lead them to seek alternative platforms - platforms that are often more effective.

Noted
You are not British that's for sure

Tim
>It's late nights out in Soho.
Farron

>>"Please do not look at my trousers," said PM hopeful
I told you not to look at my trousers!!!!

>get 23 and me done

You paid to put yourself on a list, congratulations.

The latter because most of the people in this country think that shit like this
Is ok.

Have some OC.

But all of my grandparents and great grandparents were born here! Beyond that, I don't know.

Ignore the schizo lad.

virgins

You know Ramadan is getting close when the number of these incidents starts to increase.

Just one? :/

I want financial independence by 32. I don't care how.

You are never too old for ice cream and don't let anyone tell you otherwise

Start buying guns.

breitbart.com/national-security/2016/06/15/ramadan-jihadists-headed-europes-way-history-of-islam-explains-why-terror-attacks-spike-during-muslim-holy-month/

Brilliant

>bongs have to pay a tv licence fee to see this

watchfree.to/tv-2a6bbe-Naked-Attraction-tv-show-online-free-putlocker.html/season-1-episode-1

Who hasn't been caught with a few piss driblets?

Your boy Soros tried to find the repeal the eigth campaign in my country and got BTFO. Why you so obsessed with women being able to kill unborn children?

THAT FEEL WHEN NO POTATO-KUN TO GIVE HEADPATS AND NOTICINGS

I wanna join GCHQ so I can finally find out if they've been keeping tabs on us.

>3 years later I get handed a printout of this post at a job interview

Aw shit I forgot about tots TV. Through the Dragon's Eye always triggers weird nostalgia vibes when I see it, nothing else does this.