Anyone heard of the Fyre music festival that is falling apart right now.
Basically they hyped up this concert of a "private island" in the Bahamas about a year ago using instagram models and cool videos and websites.
Now that it is beginning tomorrow, it turns out it was too good to be true and it is actually located next to a Sandals Resort on a giant public island.
People booked rooms looking like beach villas that turned out to be tents.
The “private flights” have turned into chartered 737 flights complete with shitty economy seats and a bag of chips for each person.
where can we observe and enjoy their disappointment, OP? You've provided none it's like you're not even trying
Jordan Gonzalez
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Angel White
>((((MUSIC FESTIVALS)))))
DIE
NORMIE
SCUM
Andrew Rivera
post a fucking link faggot OP
Alexander Price
Reports are still coming in as there isn't much wifi
Grayson Perez
My sides.
Ian Richardson
Moar
Jaxon Robinson
> upgraded food
is that like activated almonds and such?
Benjamin Cook
I heard something about this on Sirius on one of the dance music channels. Wow. I didn't know it was this bad.
Josiah Bennett
So these people booked tickets without even seeing where the island was or if it existed? And the housing stuff doesn't even specify the building type or amenities, that's like on the most basic 1990's style site for any hotel or tourist establishment in the Bahamas. Two seconds on Google shows there is no Fyre Cay but the festival was planned on Great Exuma island or one of its associated islands, allegedly owned by Pablo Escobar (no proof behind this claim though). This is like rich kid dashcon hahaha.
Daniel Scott
I wish you posted more of a story OP, I googled around and nothing too crazy, Everyone seems to expect they'll get ripped off
>edm Jews outjewing raving jews I always wanted to go to a edm festival but then, I realize it is ground zero for normie degeneracy. I am much happier going on a solo trip and get connected to the locals, maybe fuck a at along a way than (((raving))).
Noah Gomez
day pass is 4hundred bucks, the whole weekend thing including flights, room, etc is 4k
Jacob Fisher
lol reked
Jordan Long
This looks like some nigger-tier festival with nigger music for niggers. At least when the Phish hippies do the beach fests in Mexico or wherever, they rent out resorts and shit.
Camden Peterson
If these people were so rich in the first place, why would they be booking tents?
Who are these pissed off? Need pics and age and info.
Ryan Edwards
AHAHAHAH!!! Great. Really anything that rides these fucking self-entitled rich plebs is altright with me.
"An article earlier this month in the Wall Street Journal said that as of late March, "Some artists still hadn’t been paid what they were owed based on the terms of their contracts," although "the event’s promoters in recent days made progress in catching up with payments, and in some cases have paid acts in full."
Blake Phillips
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Brayden Brooks
Glamping, nigga. Actually, a lot of the credible fests have VIP packages for the lazy and/or rich fucks to show up and have a nice tent with all the amenities set up for them already, so they don't have to bring any gear or do any work to set it up. Even a couple of venues like The Gorge in Washington offer that. So I guess season fest vets would expect the same level of "luxury". Unfortunately, there are a lot of really unscrupulous fly-by-night promoter wannabes who have no problem taking tons of money and then disappearing without delivering a good festival or paying the vendors or the bands. The whole scene attracts a shady element anyway, due to all of the drugs and degeneracy.
Joseph Parker
>EDM
I am totally and genuinely surprised.
Jaxon Foster
>MILLENNIALS BTFO
Mason Gutierrez
WOuld literally give anything to be put back in camp Q at bonnaroo. we wuz kangz and stayed lit. fyre is going to be an absolute disaster
Elijah White
BLACKED festival
Oliver Jones
All that Burning Man rich kid dollars was too much of a temptation.
Good. Fuk em.
Camden Perry
LOL someone just posted this
Caleb Butler
Let's ask what Ja Rule thinks about this
Elijah Brooks
this is how they are giving people their luggage
Owen Hall
>ayo we'll give you $100, food, a tent, and all the white bitches you can fuck >whatever you steal is yours just don't get caught
William James
>none of them have makeup kek
they didnt get to prepare for anything
Angel Turner
they've all been sitting on a beach getting rained on all day waiting for the tents and amenities to get set up. lol
Jackson Garcia
THEY'RE GETTING THE REFUGEE EXPERIENCE THEY ALL WANTED! AAAHAHAHAHAHHA
Oliver Cook
kek - looks like an actual fema camp
Joshua Morgan
Why is Rammstein handing out luggage?
Henry Bailey
Like, oh my god Becky, I totally get the traumatic plight of the Syrians now! We should totally let in all the muslims because not having amenities is like totally inhumane and stuff.
Who the fuck doesn't set up the tents the day before? FFS that's terrible organisation
Benjamin Robinson
Lmao looks like a refugee camp in Turkey.
Carson Campbell
It's not like they can just leave either, they're stuck on some fucking Island.
Holy fuck this is golden
Adam Reed
People who stack mattresses in the dirt and leave them out in the rain
Hunter Brooks
kek
Adrian Evans
>alex jones' fever dreams
Top Fucking Kek
Brandon Reed
Hhaha fucking stupid normies fall for this shit.
Jaxson Howard
>once owned by pablo escobar wtf i love cocaine now
Christian Harris
It's literally a fema camp
Nicholas Morgan
>www.relieftents.com/
Double kek
Josiah Lee
This was aimed towards women so hard.
>A new and exciting place to spend daddy's money.
Isaiah Powell
This is the best way to start the morning, I'll be riding this good feeling for the rest of the day lads.
Isaiah Perez
Can you imagine the Millenials getting drafted to fight a war? They'd lose. Badly.
Logan Gutierrez
It is co-founded by a has-been cRapper and some literally who entrepreneur born in the early 90's.
Jayden Myers
FPBP
Dylan Cruz
,,But wait, there's more! Fyre Cay also holds more than $1 million worth of treasure, which we'd like to think was hidden by the Instamodels themselves, Easter egg-style. Like, Hadid probably buried a pair Made Gold jeans and a gift card to Rubirosa underneath a palm tree or something. So if you find yourself bored in between musical acts — which also poses the question, will there be wi-fi? — explore the island and dig for gold, jewels or maybe a hidden immunity idol. "Join us. It's Lit," says an actual sentence on Fyre Festival's website." fashionista.com/2016/12/fyre-festival-models-2017?0376 HAHAHAHGAHAHA
Nicholas Jackson
im dying, this is amazing.
Nolan Brooks
Its real
Daniel Lee
say what you will about hippies, they can build a damned yurt.
Nathan Gonzalez
HOW MUCH DID TICKETS COST?
I NEED TO PUT THIS INTO PERSPECTIVE
Michael Gray
I'd go for Ja himself. 90s nostalgia is bif right now anyway.
Owen Evans
See
John Hughes
That's genius. >We tried to give you a million dollars in treasure but you never found it. sorry.
Lucas Ward
Hahahahahah oh thats some good schadenfreude right there
>As for prices, this festival does not come cheap. Packages start at $1,500, which covers the flight from Miami to Fyre Cay, ticketed admission, meals and hospitality.
Daniel Anderson
This is fucking hilarious, how will normies ever recover?
Jason Gonzalez
FOUR THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Liam Foster
450 USD per day No tent
Ethan Hughes
What did (((they))) mean by this
Noah Price
who says rappers arnt the poets of the modern age
Ethan Thompson
We Hotel California now!!
Jackson Clark
Anyone here want to set up a Sup Forums village at The Gathering of the Juggalos this year?
John Scott
Don't forget the 50 dollar processing fee, goy
Wyatt Allen
lel
Wyatt Russell
Is there anything more degenerate than normies who spend all their time and money to go to these "music festivals?"
