Gunpowder backpack bomb
Bleach baking soda and vinegar acid in a bottle, twist the cap on and throw it for a chemical bomb
Any other ideas?
Gunpowder backpack bomb
Bleach baking soda and vinegar acid in a bottle, twist the cap on and throw it for a chemical bomb
Any other ideas?
Basket of 2 week old kittens
How to get fbi to your door 101.
Go away shareblue, im reporting you to fbi
Discount package of flank steaks
>self defense
>baby's homemade ied
holy kill yourself batman
Bag of organic cucumbers finely sliced and lightly salted with olive oil
Bombs are the exact opposite of self defense weapons you tard. What, do you think you're going to pull a bugs bunny and ask your attacker to hold the bomb while you exit the area?
have you ever thought of what a blowjob from her would feel like?
i have thought about it
Hi there FBI
Armful of rabbit skins tied together with yarn with bells sewn onto the edges
Not today, CIA.
If there is no more attack, because the one attacking got blown to bits, isn't this considered a successful defence?
A 16 liter bottle of club soda with chocolate drizzle and a hint of cherry. Enjoy at room temperature
If you're gonna do a chemical bomb use battery acid inside a water Ballon and then put that inside another water balloon filled with ammonia. Make sure you get a type of balloon the acid won't eat.
self defense C4
While we're trading practical ideas, here's mine.
Hold your hands slightly apart like you're holding a ball in between them, concentrate your white privilege into physical form, throw it towards your opponent while yelling kamehameha.
>Any other ideas?
POCKET SAND
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>FBI will go to somebodys home for a faggot ass bomb
Either USA is just a big prison or you are a big faggot
Best weapon of all: phone call recorder app and hidden cameras & microphones.
Get them on record planning, acting, and gloating. They think they're untouchable: that makes them cocky and mouthy.
And when they catch on, a good stun baton and concealed firearm helps. Wear armor.
Rubber band fired from your fingers. Aim for their eyes.
Fuck off nigger
Yep, forces out all free radicals...
i BET THAT THING GIVES A MEAN BLOWJOB
Ammonia and bleach is a classic.
pocket sand
Yes, but only if you agree with the "The best defense is a good offense" sentiment.
How do I make "pocket sand"?
1. go to a beach
2. take handfull of beach sand
3. put handfull of beach sand into pocket
4. beach sand is now pocket sand
Expandable baton, a conceivable and nasty weapon which is relatively cheap. Downside is that they are illegal in most states.
>did you attack with an explosive?
>No, I only defended in the best way!
Yea ammonia and bleach is pretty good. Yuro poors should know it well.
What kind of vinegar? Does it matter?
fried to a crisp
post vid in Allah's name!!
recreational c4
Can't you just throw dog feces or something that stinks at them?
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put pointy on stick
I haven't laughed like that in some time.
>self defense
>bombs
Pick one Mohammad
Use your dandruff kid.