CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - FRIDAY NIGHT FIGHTS EDITION

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

>>Mugshots for your viewing pleasure
chitownmugshots.com/

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

>Male Black is trying to get into the Limo business
>Neighbor is playing pornographic movies too loud and smoking crack
>Teenage Male Black took money from a cash register

who here /comfy/? I'm taking the day off of work to drive to DC to visit some close friends so I'm really looking forward to doing nothing tonight except lay in bed and cheer on robert

It's Thursday but fuck it, Roberts.

Chiraq is a gift.

>black male beating female white girlfriend in a car

TOLL STATUS

[X] PAID
[ ] UNPAID

getting /comfy/

keys checked

thank god i don't live in chiraq

What the fuck is going on in that photo? Looks like a pellet gun kek

always gotta stay strapped

K...KEEP ME POSTED

He had just robbed the local Krusty Krab. I believe they call it "representing" in the 'hood'. Member of The Bikini Bottom Boyz. Killed in a drive-by a week after this photo was taken by a rival gang The Nematodes.

Crabby is best dispatchfu.

it's always some shitty white car

>TWENTY
>TWENTY SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

lmao

>ONE
>ONE SHOT FIRED
>AH AH AH

>shots fired

>17 year old daughter skipped school to drink with her friends
>says she's not coming home

Anyone have tonight's bingo card?

Me...every night

>says he's being threatened by a drunk federal agent

Intoxicated federal agent? What?!?!

> dispatch getting sassy

>SHIFT CHANGE

should by stock in black hoodies

nice graphic

I imagine crabby has heard it all by now

What bingo card are we using tonight?

That black guy fuckin' black or what?

thanks

I like this thread

I am. Good morning, Robert.

man i feel bad for these cops

>OC

Lads, this shit is pretty great. Anyone know of any other good scanners, cams, general eavesdropping type of resources for nosey goys such as myself?

gotta be rough dealing with societal dregs every night

>nothing stolen today
give it a minute...

>man relieving himself in alley
>probably done by now since call is 15 min old

>Man relieving self in alley.

>relieving himself in the alley
>he's probably done by now though

kek, also
>nothing stolen today

>two unattended dogs
>want me to send someone over to shoo them?

Remember that dude masturbating while driving his car at 6am a few weeks back?

broadcastify has many inner city pd's scanners

>female won't leave the restroom

that's like trying to pat your head and rub your stomach at the same time

probably on that heroine nod

>baracaded female in Wendy's bathroom

Thanks man.

yup, just go to the site home page and choose by state.

>male spics
>drinking
>passing around a 9mm

Last night was breddy gud. Had a female black jump out a ground floor window with just a bra on and was running down the street. Audible laughter in the background.

He can't handle it anymore

> still has a line in his arm
as in an IV? Geez!

Understandable. Chiraq is a fucking warzone.

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>car jacking

Dispatcher getting frustrated with Robert not listening kek

>heard female say "your going to hit me with that?"

bumping with a few new OC

Male Black stole liquor and sandwiches and now they're walking out of the store

>4 -5 black males stealing liquor and sammiches
nigger gotta eat

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>caller is heard asking "you gonna hit me with that?"
> call disconnects

Top kek!

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I dig it, i'll contribute

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Italy bro, can you listen in on Italian police or the Carabineri?

Niiice. I've used that same SUV in some photos as well.

I like this, kinda that 70s-80s crime scene vibe to it

>2 anonymous disturbance calls
Damn user! Turn down your stereo!

right on man. Here's a clean version of the graphic OP used. Posted a BW skyline earlier in the thread too.

tha fuck?
>beat up chick
>take her car and flee
>leave your car at the scene
really?

I lived in Chicago for 3 years when I was NAVY. The nigs are like animals that got out, and nobody's trying to put them back in.

That's one of my favorite pics. Do you happen to have the original background pic?

god the best part is the nig that gets capped had the mag drop out of his gun, so he had to pull a 2nd with his off hand. I guess he couldn't get the safe off and gramps plugged him

>car vs limo

I do. I've got all the original pieces used.

>alarm at the Bongo Room
>google it
>It's a real restaurant
Bongo...hehehe

also here's the orig for black and white one I did, in case you're interested

guy is trying to get across the city with a 2 star rating, he probably beat up whoever's car he left, too

>limo
is it one of the, several, limos that were stolen the other day and the owner found one abandon?

no shit, when was this?

that flag...I love watching the Death Race

GENTLEMEN! How are you this comfy evening?

last night, heard a broadcast, some guy was reporting he had found one of his limos that had been stolen. guess he was just out driving around and found it?

There's a bottle of peroxide on top on the car

trading memes and listing to shattered dreams

kek

Good morning, Robert. Very comfy.

Most exciting thing I've heard so far

I like it.

Excellent. Let /cpd/ forever be an oasis of comfy.

FOOT CHASE!

Did I miss something?

>foot pursuit

just reported in custody
dispatch said, when you catch your breath tell me where

Robert was heard breathing heavy and speaking fast.

*breathes heavily into radio*

Just heard that part. Couldn't make anything out the officer was saying through all of that laboured breathing.

Any time Robert is breathing hard, it pays to listen.