Tumblrcon 2.0 rich yuppies edition

What happened?

A has-been nigger rapper organized an event with a weekend pass going for 12k-20k$!

In the end they got refugee shelters and much more.

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refugee centers fucking kek

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Here's one of the headliner DJs:

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Trusting a nigger run operation ever. When will normies learn?

Sand fleas.

Looks like leftovers from Michelle Obama's lunch program for fatties.

>VIP chips awaited us on the plane (older 737 in 3-3 config)

Somali pirate tier festival

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>50bux processing fee

nigger, I can stay drunk for a week from 50bux

Fug

anyone with half a brain would realize that concept art doesn't show a twin bed; then again maybe these degenerate have never seen a twin-sized

Bump

kek I actually checked to be sure.
Would've been hilarious though

youtube.com/watch?v=mz5kY3RsmKo

Welcome to Battle Royale

get the fuck in here
people are legit going apeshit
reddit.com/r/fyrefestival/

They are trapping the whites there and killing them.

luggage handed out just willy nilly

FEMA camp kek kek

This one is my fave

Its like the setup to The Island of Doctor Moreau gritty reboot

wasn't that cool?

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>they talk like ghetto

Wow sure is shocking stepping out of suburbia and into the shit.

WHO /SCHADENFREUDE/ HERE?

So let me get this straight

>hundreds of rich kids are put on an Island
>Little shelter
>little food
>No leaving because the govt grounded all flights

oh boy :)

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kek
muh sides

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rescue me senpai!!

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Who gives a fuck about your shitty festival? Get this cancer off Sup Forums unless Trump is causing a happening in Exuma.

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Wait wait wait, nobody can leave? HA

it's all fun and games when some crooked niggers scamming rich hipster yuppies but then somebody's country collapses because the retards who fall for that are the same ones who let in 50 million Syrian Refugees

POOLS CLOSED

>I GOT CHIPS!

(wtf I thought aussy girls were hot)

twitter.com/itstahnee/status/857780979674624004

FLEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS

JEWED

BY

NIGGERS

YOU LITERALLY CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP!

pretty nice. they even got a tarp

>Yfw a typhoon rips through the island during the night

WOOSH

I can just imagine a couple of the black organizers one day getting high together and then dreaming this scheme up. They'll probably make a lot of money on this.

>PRE ORDER THIS YACHT FOR ONLY 100K GOY

Please make an infographic since you have all the information, this is fucking gold.

I live in Miami and a couple of hippy libshits went on this shit where i work at

Blink 182 was headlining up to a few hours ago!

large money transfers have processing fees but they shouldn't be that big without shady shit happening

stupid white people being scammed again

Those are the most expensive Lay's ever.

>Ja Rule
>Had a couple songs in the early to mid 2000s
>No one has heard from him since
These people got what they deserved. You have to be a special kind of dumb to get fleeced by a darkie.

there are people at the sandals fema camp, and people in Miami trying to get there. All flights in Miami to the fema camp are cancelled, since they realized this was a huge mistake. Empty planes are leaving Miami to rescue the refugees from Ja Rule's concentration camp.

>the old 3-3 config
shame

We were on the 12:10 flight here from Miami. It was a standard 3x3 plane- they gave out chips and soda.
Upon arriving we went through customs and boarded a ramshackle bus and they dropped us off at some beach bar and grill. We have not seen the festival- hence why no one is posting pics. We are all posted up here until they take us there.
They are giving out free rosè.

Ok! Sorry for the delay. Here is what has happened since we arrived:
Tents are up! Those in duos they literally said- go pick a tent- zero assignment. So I picked a random tent and dropped my shit
There are NO pillows
Beds look comfy, tents are as expected for a plastic dome. Real beds, sheets, towels and a few sparse furnishings. When we got here you could grab whatever you wanted as far as sleeping bags, tents, and towels went.
Do not let them take your suitcase at check in- getting mine was a fucking hassle. They transport luggage in shipping containers with no rhyme or reason.
Bathrooms- clean! I took a shower (women's) and the water wAs warm and plentiful.
Drinks- rum& coke costs $14 a person
If you are not here yet
Bring a flashlight - no actual lights in tents Bring a pillow
Chill out/ it's could be worse
Oh- tents have carpeted floor and are not blown away :)

my sides are hurting like fuck

haven't laughed like this for ages

Kek

my sides

its getting dark
someone made a sccene and pointed out that the beds are wet for some fucking reason
we will not get any chairs so we will have to sit on teh ground inside hte domes
we bought the rum for 14 a pop but they spiked the prices due to high demand to 22 a pop
one guy got into a fight with one of hte organizers and theres some people sayying the called him the n word
we dont understand what mowst of these organisers are tsaying whent hey are talking to us but they speak way ghetto like i mean wtf
sorry from mphone

update
one organizer offered us to pay 15000$$$ to move into his crib as a guest for 2 days
a lot of booing at him now

This shit is about to turn dangerous.

Wew laddy. I don't think these social media addicted faggots know what they got themselves in to.

>white people in 2017 are so cucked they're getting jew'd by niggers

That looks like shit desu

>Ja-rule's concentration camp

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>No powerpoints
>Mfw they rob them on the 2nd weekend

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sounds like a fire album

Well at least Rammstein showed up and are being helpful.

>$8,325 a person

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

LOL

"Rescue" holy fuck, this is too good to be true.

>my fucking sides
haven't laughed this hard in weeks!

Sup Forumsfest when?

i mean we have to call it something else but still

>Rammstein
holy shit i fucking kek'd hard

Is she literally shaking?

>Don't forget, you're here forever!

>I GOT CHIPS :D
Well, she's making the best of it.

Also never trust an event that's being lead by blacks, fucking incompetent retards. They'll get the money and forget that there was an agreement behind that money. Surprised if these guys don't "disappear" with that money

>Thinking descendants of Brits are "hot"

Lmao

Well they left all the mattresses in the rain, no wonder they're fucking wet

was this picture taken in calais?

they should scare the niggers away with their music

>see your $1500 refugee tent
>can't contact embassy
>ask for food
>eat yo cheese sammich nigga
>sit in tent
>no music
>eat sammich
>pray to be rescued by Brevik.

Only dumb millenials would get jew'd like thnis

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Rev up those memes. Someone with skills start shopping "#fyrefestival" on Auschwitz.

thats too clever for blacks. its a music industry thing

who'd play for a natsoc music festival other than a drum machine

We already had that.

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE DO THIS

>we have to call it something else
No we don't

Ja Rule flies Turkish airlines cause its the cheapest, I've seen him.

anybody who would go to an event he organized has not done their due diligence

Sup Forumsapalooza.

POOLS CLOSED

>not fyre

ya beefed it

>we are the anti festival
Hahahaha bet they thought that's wasn't literal