Dashcon 2.0 Thread 3 - 22$ per drink Edition

What happened?

A has-been nigger rapper organized an event with a weekend pass going for 12k-20k$!

In the end they got refugee shelters and much more.

Cont'd from last thread
Links:
reddit.com/r/fyrefestival/

reddit.com/r/fyrefestival/comments/680a2m/situation_update_fromm_firefestival/

twitter.com/alliharvard/status/857773112842125312
twitter.com/wnfiv
twitter.com/ricksilva227
twitter.com/itstahnee/status/857780979674624004

Other urls found in this thread:

reddit.com/r/fyrefestival/comments/680ihu/just_got_kicked_out_of_my_tent_security_is/
twitter.com/ricksilva227/status/857788705486065664
instagram.com/p/BTaYcziAYJ5/
reddit.com/r/fyrefestival/comments/680jdy/some_people_are_having_a_full_out_brawl_right_now/
reddit.com/r/fyrefestival/comments/64u0hu/fyre_festival_is_sketchy/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

please let there be rape

>Just got kicked out of my tent, "security" is starting to round up people and moving us away from the main setup

>Shit is tense, no word from anyone. Me and about 50 other people are being put out. Security doesn't seem to speak English great and have guns and are starting to ask for ID for no reason. Getting worried will update when I can

reddit.com/r/fyrefestival/comments/680ihu/just_got_kicked_out_of_my_tent_security_is/

welcome to JA RULES CONCENTRATION CAMP

FEMA DEATH CAMPS WHEN

Someone make a compilation holy shit

when you get raped in the Bahamas you get raped in real life

>pay $1000+
>get kraft cheese with la butter non
>get no toilets
>walk in piss
>get sandbugged
>freeze in tent

reddit.com/r/fyrefestival/comments/680ihu/just_got_kicked_out_of_my_tent_security_is/
I'm calling it now, some kid is going to get shot by nog police.

>Its fucked up on the other side of the island. Someone burned his tent and a group of people raided the bar, the barman fled and the guys who raided are giving the alcohol for free to the other people here

>Ja Rule's Bahamian FEMA concentration camp

Is there any doubt we are living in the most based of timelines?

fuckin hell I have a job interview today and should sleep but this is too funny to read about it in real time

How can we be sure these reddit comments are not just trolls? I wish someone would make a stream but the internet there isn't good enough I guess.

>kicked out of plane

twitter.com/ricksilva227/status/857788705486065664

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Jesus christ someones going to die.

Is there a ball pit?

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New comment from same person just moments ago:

>people are starting to shout and get angry and shit is getting tense. my anxiety is really kicking in bad and I need to leave but they wont let us

lel

>yfw Ja Rule shows up on a helicopter offering free rides out of the island

>WANT TO LEAVE BUT THEY WONT LET US
>WANT TO LEAVE BUT THEY WONT LET US
>WANT TO LEAVE BUT THEY WONT LET US
>WANT TO LEAVE BUT THEY WONT LET US

Are you me

the early warning

>guns

lol y tho

When are we getting a real hunger games bros

>how do i weapons?

>Passport is missing
>OH NO SOMEONE STOLE MY PHONE

Is this eugenics?

Most can be proved by twitter screens

>does anyone know how to make weapons?

Jesus christ its lord of the flies.

>tfw you pay thousands of dollars to sleep in piss and sand fleas.

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>Sup Forums still hasn't come up with a proper name for this happening

Well Sup Forums?

the consolation prize

>Does anyone know how to make weapons.

That can't be real. That's just your average british toast sandwich.

the contrast

instagram.com/p/BTaYcziAYJ5/

From the tyre sub plebbit-

>we dont understand what mowst of these organisers are tsaying whent hey are talking to us but they speak way ghetto like i mean wtf

it's a joke referring to this

the kitchen

SHIT'S GOING DOWN

Fire up those twitters lads. Lets start rumors of cannibalism.
#fyrefestival

FEMAFestival

My sides please. Oh lordy give me strength PRAISE KEK!

>nigger cuisine

Calling it now.

There was never a "Festival" and this is all a scam to ransom off kidnapped rich kids to their folks.

>TFW pay $10,000 to become sex slave

crashing this plane... with no survivors

Dumpster Fyre

>no passport
>literally won't be allowed to leave
>is worried about their phone

Ja Rules of Nature

>mfw mass ransoming of rich kids

Night of 1000 rapes

Light was the skin of these rakes

Security English they didn't spake

A woman it was bad to be at so late

>getfuktantifacucks

stop making fake threads you retards

i want to see whats actually happening outside of the disinfo

>getfuktantifacucks

>People are now leaving Fyre Fest in droves. #fyre #fyrefestival pic.twitter.com/gDsYBlh4pY

from one of ours

Like the other guy said in the last thread, this festival is Somali pirate tier.

instagram.com/p/BTaYcziAYJ5/

>for your safety, we cant let you go there

TOP KEK

Coasheeeit

Amazing gif for an amazing happening

I always thought Ja Rule looked like Jiminey Cricket.
>Blink 182
>Ja Rule
The fuck was this festival? Time machine to 2001/2002?

The Ja-rulags?
Julags?
FEMA festival?

Fuck I don't know.

This is the guy that is running the event. Everyone there is fucked.

Is it bad that I have zero sympathy for any of these privileged cucks?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

are these posts real or just you guys trolling?

Someone needs to pretend to be an attorney and start collecting names/identities of the degenerates

This just gets better and better! reddit.com/r/fyrefestival/comments/680jdy/some_people_are_having_a_full_out_brawl_right_now/

HAHAHAHAHA

>be pilot
>receive grim information for these young kids
>it's sucky but I gotta tell 'em
>get out of my chair and into the passenger's row
>break the news
>every fucking douchy white kid has their phone in the air instead of looking at me apprehensively

>username
no need to false flag, this is a disaster all on its own

Fyrekenau

luxury accommodations at Ja-rule's concentration camp for rich millennials

If I were Ja Rule I'd be using that money to disappear as quick as possible before people start disappearing.

So many fresh redpills being distributed to the masses.

>Does anyone know how to make weapons?
Mad Max: Ghetto Island

so how many pretty rich millennial white girls are going to get raped by ghetto nigs and then disappear into sex slavery taking bets now

nice, more believable than the bait i read here tbqh

>1488

THIS JUST IN: JA RULE SPOTTED LEAVING THE ISLAND WITH SEVERAL LARGE CASES FULL OF CASH ON A PRIVATE JET. RUMOURED HE WAS MUTTERING ABOUT YAKUB AND THE KANGZ AS HE RAN ACROSS THE TARMAC FROM REPORTERS.

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how do people have the balls (and no brains) enough to pull off such a public scam when the internet exists?

where's katniss when you need her?

>getfuktantifacunts

>Its fucked up on the other side of the island. Someone burned his tent and a group of people raided the bar, the barman fled and the guys who raided are giving the alcohol for free to the other people here

Let's get some cash together and buy some qt slaves to rape for eternity

>Ja Rules rhymes with "The Jews"
It's almost poetic

> Security doesn't seem to speak English great and have guns and are starting to ask for ID for no reason.

FIRST BODY WHEN?

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Sorry I didn't check the username when I screencapped
>mfw getting trolled on reddit by Sup Forumsacks

truest form of anarcho-capitalism

>inb4 massive check-your-privildge perfomance piece

reddit.com/r/fyrefestival/comments/64u0hu/fyre_festival_is_sketchy/

>leaving in droves
To where? The planes are grounded

>A bunch of rich millennial kids fighting it out for those sweet VIP chips and kraft singles

SOMEBODY GET TRUMP TO SEND IN SEAL TEAM 6!!!!!

then force them to wear MAGA hats before they are allowed to get on the planes back home

How many people are we talking about? 1k or like 20k?

DON'T GO ON THE BUS THEY'RE TAKING YOU TO THE SECRET CAMPS

>post yfw this was just a prank

Alright, how many people were tricked? Like, how did so many people fall for it and get scammed? I can only guess it's nigger worshiping white millennial Hillary Clinton supporters.

I hope Sam Hyde does something about all of this.