QUICK! THERE IS SOMEONE IN YOUR HOUSE!

QUICK! THERE IS SOMEONE IN YOUR HOUSE!

Where do you keep your gun Sup Forums?

Never relax, remember.

Which gun, maple nigger?

those aren't trigger locked user, reported to the rcmp

>tfw have a 1911 strapped under my desk

Begone CIA

>not having your guns boobeytrapped above your door so you don't have to bother to stop shitposting on Sup Forums

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>those aren't trigger locked user, reported to the rcmp
Yeah, that's what I said

> Winchester SXP end of bed

My pocket or on a desk/counter within reach. Rifle next to the bed.

Pumps are allowed in France?

No guns but plenty of knives 1 of which is next to my bed

Most in the safe but have my EDC nearby at all times (coffee table when I'm in the living room, nightstand when I am asleep, etc.).

oh you

* bang bang * dead

My carry gun is always nearby. Usually on top of my bookcase, next to my lamp. I take it off when I get home and set it there. When I go to sleep, it's in my nightstand.

I keep it right next to my fleshlight.

>second from the left
cant tell what brand but I know its a semi so im going with that

>not having the tactical fleshlight-mount
baka

I have a glock in my bedside table, and an AR in the closet across the room. The glock is in case i cant get to the AR.

870 above bedroom door, 380 under bed, 9mm on me when I'm not home

In my hand.

>he fell for the gun meme

Have fun reloading while I stab you with my tactical butter knife.

>not keeping a spear
It's like you don't want to be able to defend your threshold effectively

I grab my "fuck your shit up senpai" bat from behind my bed and wait patiently.

I keep this under my pillow with handloaded 500gr soft points.

>spear

I've got a family, I can't risk that kind of jail time.

holy shit. Ive always thought my gun was sexy.Now I can fuck it.

Do you have your QueenBless(c) brand knife license?

> OP is a Brit cuck
and I'm bringing my guns back with me

mossberg 12g "JUST IN CASE" model bedside at all times

>tfw sexually-identify as an AR10
Cold metal on the nut sack feels great desu

>Gun

Lol only one?

Hang on a sec, I'm ringing up MI6 now.

>pistol grip
>not a full stock
JUST

I've got a steel pipe in my bed room and the car

Would prob goto jail if i used either defending myself

>Where do you keep your gun Sup Forums?
SSSShhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

You know that Sup Forums owning guns is just a meme.

I lol every time this comes up, and we get that shotgun picture with the awesome toenails....who got it?

pistol grip pump... hold under the sheets. come in and die.

Better hang up on MI6, MI5 is who you should be calling mate

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I always have a .45 acp hidden up my ass.

Never know when you'll be mugged while taking a shit.

Have one in pic related with the same stock, but with the 28 inch hunting barrel. Shit's so cash

>grab the night stand gun, its empty
>grab the headboard gun and its also empty
>go for your ass gun , you get a gun
>its shart jammed

ruger SR9 in my drawer next tot he bed,

Arsenal AK in the closet with HP wolf ammo

SKS with bayonet above the bed also loaded with HP ammo

Mosin-Nagant in the closet with bayonet just in case giga nigger comes a knocking

Putting in a wallmout safe for AR-15 so kiddos can't fuck with it but can access quick

I live in a commie area with a 10 rd mag limit. Still, load it up with hollows and its more than enough to kill 2 or even 3 home invaders.

Nah, m8. This is above MI5's pay grade.

I don't tell anyone where my shotgun is, stupid.

"Hey, if you break in - look HERE first!"

> not carrying in a patrol stance to give clear verbal warnings before reasonably using deadly force

you have a lot to learn newfriend

>10 rd mag limit
oh shit nigger, it's 5 rounds here. 3 in a shotgun while hunting.

I carry a Colt Commander 1911, and keep it at my bedside. I carry a Springfield XD subcompact 9mm in my car.

Gypsies tried to gyp me out of my car once. Regret not having a gun in my car then to show them not to fuck around in my state and go Roma somewhere else like Cali.

here we do what we want, no cc license needed to carry

>10 rounds - probably a commiefornian
> 5 rounds - mapleton
> me with loads of PMAGs down stairs

I'm sorry bros

>Gun
>Like you're not happy that someone actually visits you once in 5 years
i would bring him bacon and beer

I got the same one but I modded it with a folding butt with a heat shield and ghost ring sights for lulz, also put a tactical shell mount on the stock for extra cool looking factor.

Then you go to prison for 10 years for having hollow points.

>I carry a Springfield XD subcompact 9mm in my car.
Hey, Go-Guy. Springfield right now is doing a great deal! Buy any Springfield™ pistol and you will receive 4 free magazines, a free holster and a free mag pouch in the mail! That is a $180 value! Be sure to sign up so I can get a point off the XDS you buy on springfieldsrewards.

I have more than one gun. They are stashed all over the house. One in each major room/transit point, inside the house.

>Storing your gun
>Not surgically attaching it to your arm so you're never caught off guard

Get gud user

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Since you asked

Right there...

My county is cucked, but not so cucked you can't use hollowpoints for home defense.

checked

Also you don't ever want to shoot someone, the feeling is not fun. Stop LARPing, killing a man is something i hope you user's never have to do.

I have several rifles and a shotgun, but unfortunately i dont live in a democratic and free country to would allow me to use any of them for self defence.

face 12, not carried by 6 user

le cop killer boolits xD
where does this retarded notion that hollow points are illegal come from?

>lives in state with Castle Doctrine
>feelsgoodman.jpg

>my body is ready

Most cucked states they are buddy. Maryland, NY, CA just to name a few.

Hollow points are legal here in cuckland, what state are you in?

My whole state is that cucked.

Primary is obviously the m4gery.

NY.

LOL, turn off your proxy, you fucking leaf.

>inb4 caliber debate
>muh .45 is better than anons beta 9mm
>muh mincompact .308 is bestest
>I keep my 50BMG next to me when I sleep

He said cucked state, or county. Hollow points are highly illegal in cucked states. I can see Canada across the water though .

Never understood the philosophy of hollow point bans

>You can kill them if they break in, but just not effectively

9mm or 40ACP is best imo, 45 is hand cannon for small dick faggots

I keep a hitler youth knife next to me because its cool. a shotgun so I dont get murdered

Shit, I thought Cook County/ Chicago was bad.

>haz 45 XD

Meh. Shoot what you shoot well. It's all about shot placement anyway.

>Never relax
I have to relax cus I keep mine shoved up my ass at all times so when the rapists put their heads up to my balloon knot all I have to do is not relax and squeeze.

I don't keep it anywhere because I'm too poor to own one.

No one get in my house.

Its okay user.

DESU I've shot a lot of 9MM and 40, like this gun better. It's full frame, shoots well and accurate. Honestly can't complain about the recoil.

When I get one, carry gun will most likely be 9MM

I have a 9mm, Judge, and 22 Revolver within arms reach

The only way I can fall asleep most nights is by putting the barrel of my gun in my mouth and feathering the trigger, so it's usually pretty close by/

I switch between my g19 and the 1911. I prefer the 1911 though. If I'm gonna be out and about and shits rowdier than normal, g19 comes along.

12 gauge under the bed
7.62 in the basement safe
5.56 in the basement safe
3 .45's in the basement safe
Luger in my computer desk.
.410 mounted in the living room
.308 in my closet
.30-06 in the corner of my room
Which gun do you want me to use OP. Want me to gather up and arm the neighbors too while Im at it?

you sir a compensating for small dick syndrome

Truth my man but more bullets equals more shot placement.

Anyways was once a cop, got out of it, shot a nigger in Houston from trying to rop a jewelry store that i was working at.

>Nigger grabs me
>points gun to my face
>don't know how but managed to get him away
>shoot him twice in stomach
>nigger runs
>buddy tells me to shoot him
>tackle nigger
>gets btfo
>medical is on the way
>nigger is dying
>feelsbadman
>tell the nigger if he's accepted christ as his lord and savior
>he says "NO FUCK YOU BITCH"
>wtf.exe
>he get's taken by medical
>dies in route to hospital
>whole day felt like crying because that shit was intense
> cop buddies call me a pussy for not wanting to take someones life
>fuck them i quit

Well you're Canadian, so don't be scared to hero.

I've got a cheap SCCY in my mini bar, (locked) gun cabinet in my closet, and my Walther PPS or X or something, their new style, under my matters. At the far end of my neighborhood there's been far too many lately.

Fuking niggers even in death they destroy peoples lives

>biblethump

only on women's shoes, gay men still need to register their sex toys with the resident sharia police

why would i post that info. OP is a tard...o wait...it's a leaf. nevermind...sage

It was a nigger, nothing more.

What do you do now?

>anecdotal evidence for caliber choice.
And there is nothing wrong with that, and you have sound logic with the round capacity argument.
I've put 9mm and .45 into sandniggers... based on that, .45 for me all day. Unless, like I said, I know it'll be a bit more rowdy as far as where I'm going.

>CAPACITY RESTRICTED MAGS

Don't do that user, ain't no space up above for cowards.

One close one far one high one low the rest in the gun room