USA Russia relations thread

Bought these today. Based Russia delivers.

POST THE TOY

AHHHHHHHH

>frozen
HNNG I wanna creampie Elsa's frozen pussy so much after she pegs me with a veiny ice dildo

Put that dangerous weapon of mass destruction down, Cletus. Nobody has to die today, just put it down.

this, the moment OP eats them, russian nanobots are going to hack into his balls and make him sterile

Post a video of you unboxing it on JewTube and get rich.

I saved the Frozen for later but opened the other one already. No idea what the theme is. I have some pictures of the figurine inside has some paper work saying its a choking hazard

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OPEN IT
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Be careful not to choke

More to come

It's going to be a series of smaller and smaller containers.

Later we're going to have a news report that a certain american town all choked to death.

I'm not letting you get away with this OP.

PUT THE WEAPON DOWN!

The quality of detail on his face is quite good especially the eyes

>+milk
>-coaco

wut?

Also it literally says Kinder in cyrillic for you uneducated plebs.

Post when you die from choking

Hope everyone enjoyed it. I still have no clue which kids show this is.

It's from a 2017 russian cartoon - tri bogatyrya, I think they called it "the three heroes" in the english dub

the toy is one of the 3 dudes

That's it??

>not showing the chocolaty egg beforehand
>not showing the frozen egg and toy

c'mon

>TFW Russian ammo import ban

Shieeett!

I was going to save the Frozen for my niece but I'll open it if it pleases user. They are only $3 each

Kinder Surprise eggs filled with nerve gas

thanks ill have to look it up now

based