The chosen people

The chosen people.

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DESIGNATED PISSING SOLDIERS

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>desu war is scary and there's nothing wrong in pissing yourself in combat

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gonna need to see some thicc ones in diapers for research purposes
preferably humiliated

the fuck is this??

Thanks these fucking armchair soldiers dont know jack shit about being shot at and holding a position for hours on end.

SPECIAL forces indeed

Honestly Jews are physically fragile, but they are smart.. very very smart

average iq in Israel is 90

someone post the meme descriptions please

Jews arent smart

I want to believe this as much as the next guy but really, c'mon guys...

Super jews. It happens when too much jew spirit tries to inhabit one body.

theyre called kikes cause they were illiterate and had to make a kike mark like niggers with their x

the only smart kikes are the ashkenazi ones whose ancestors larped as kikes cause christians werent allowed to deal with money so all the kings had court """jews"""

ya know i don't blame them that much coming from a country where everybody has to join the service. some people just aren't cut out for it.

Bullet Absorbers™

I never understood this meme anywhere

How do you not have enough control over your shit/piss that it just comes out when you get scared? Does everyone have IBS but me or something? It makes no sense.

Good post.

Obviously none of you cunts have served

Diapers are useful when you can't get a piss or shit break

Israeli army ain't no joke. Don't confuse it with Sweden.

Nigga, when you get shot at, it's quite easy to piss yourself, unless you've been getting shot at for the last couple months.

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Its ass sweat

lol this faggot wears diapers. i bet you're not even in the military.

Get your hook nose caught in a blender kike.

You're fucking retarded, enjoy trying to convince your platoon leader to stop a patrol and form a watch so you can shit

>shitting and pissing yourself
Unless you're crawling across the middle of a field in WW2 where your life depends on not making any movements because there's snipers and tanks surrounding you, then yeah. But that's not you, you weekend warrior.

I guess playing CoD has given you all of your military knowledge

saving that one

Yeah, I'm sure you saw lots of action as a Brit. lul

Now I'm certain of it, you're a fucking retard

Such chosen, much holy

pissing yourself out of fear is actually genetic.

jews are all inbred and highly related so they all do this when they're afraid.

Brits don't do shit in Afghanistan. You get mortared a few times and then go cry under a truck. Hilariously pathetic. You mostly supply back up forces and logistics for American forces who are actually doing the fighting.

>call yourself ubermensch
>be untermensch
why is this allowed?

Ultra-orthodox fuckers screwing things up, like Israeli nignogs

>123155501
no more (you)s for mongo

that's because of the 22% Arab population and Arab Mihrazi's bringing it down with their average IQ of 80~

also, Ethiopian jews with an average of 70 IQ

delet now

you say that, and yet swedecucks make fun of America for its test scores and crime rate?

It's actually pretty common for someone to piss/shit themselves the first time in real combat

Notice you can't actually refute what I said
>hurr hurr your just trolling

Yeah, ok. I'm guessing I struck a nerve because you were probably doing some lame gig like fueling trucks or burning shit.

what the actual fuck?

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Retarded leftists do. The rest of us know the truth, that the US is the true keeper of the flame and our last hope as Europe is falling into the abyss.

Nice

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>then go cry under a truck

British troops under mortar fire
m.youtube.com/watch?v=M5fgRgAk9uk

American troops under mortar fire
m.youtube.com/watch?v=NE1l4-vo8I4

Anyone who's done a tour knows Americans are the worst soldiers lol

Dear lord

Cannonfodder

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Sounds like your boss was a dickhead and you need to sort out your admin. Seen a guy literally fall to the ground and shit all through his pants on patrol though. Diarrhea.

One time I saw this trainee zip himself into his sleeping bag and find himself unable to find the zipper in the dark, so desperate for a shit exhausted and frustrated he just went for it and went back to sleep until someone woke him for stag. Probably the kind of thing half the idiots in this thread who think they could cut it as infantry would do.

this makes me hate kikes even more

come on now, at first i laughed hard thinking that their just average jews but upon closer inspection they actually look disabled and or mentally incompetent.

Highlight of Sup Forums for today

btw, i actually like those combat uniforms. looks like vietnam era US ones. I fucking hate the stupid hi-tech warrior from the future uniforms we have now

underated post

look who it is here with their extensive knowledge on israel
is that... is that swedecuck?

That's not an adult diaper tho? Clearly a pullup with a tigger print, probably just your run of the mill ABDL.

Special forces

THIS

>not having shat yourself on a mission
>probably never being in an armed service

kill yourself

This is not that weird. My unit was under fire plenty of times. Someone would always piss themselves. Sometimes you have to lay there for hours. Some people handle adrenaline in different ways. Some have to shit. My eyes would water for some odd reason. War is weird, dude.

They're not smart they're just cunning like rats.

That's the IDF mine clearing battalion.

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My sides.

I fought in both Iraq and Afghanistan and racked up 37 firefights between the two. I have never once seen a US servicemember piss themself when shot at. Ive seen people who had near misses with explosions piss themself, one guy took a bullet to his flak-vest and shit himself, but I havent seen anyone piss themselves just because bullets were flying by.

It all boils down to how well you stress-inoculate and indoctrinate your troops. Im guessing since the IDF is a conscript based force that those arent really soldiers so much as a gagglefuck of art students and barristas that somebody crammed into fatigues and handed rifles to.

In fact, I can just tell ny the utter lack of unit cohesion in OP's photo that those are raw conscripts who were probably only civilians a few weeks prior to combat.

Modern professional militarys have months-long training and indoctrination cycles prior to sending troops to combat.

>When the nigger is the genetically better person in the photo

Thats actually bullshit. I fought alongside the Royal Commandos and can say they were the most competent of the Coalition forces I served alongside.
>Danes: fuckin pansies who find any excuse not to leave the wire, if you yell at them for being stupid they complain to their union leader that theyre too stressed to work. (Danish army is unionized for some fucking reason)
>jordanians: literally retarded, one of the jordanians raped another jordanian when we were in iraq from another platoon and we had to worry about the two units fighting eachother the entire deployment.
>afghans: literally retarded, also addicted to heroin, like to shoot up and wander off in a stupor at the exact moment you need them
>iraqis: literally retarded, atleast no heroine addictions, still useless though
>georgians: fat, stupid, shoot at everything that moves for 30 seconds then run away, they literally eat nothing but plain bread, they liked to raid our chow tent and stuff their pockets with hotdog buns.
>canadians: 2/3rds are either fat or middle aged. Polite as fuck. Never PT


My two favorite to serve alongside were royal commandos and aussie SAS.

>royal commandos: about as proficient as US soldiers, incredibly plucky attitudes that made them fun to be around, would trade us their funny hats for pocket-knives they could smuggle home. We used to swap rifles in the smoke-pit so we could look at how they were different. Once the brits called in an apache gunship for us, we said we wanted a treeline we were taking heavy fire from gone and it expended all ordinance on a treeline. The pilot literally gave his affirmative as "cheerio, ave' it gone for ya in jiffy m8's."

>aussie SAS: bigass roided out hate-monsters. Some of the most violently racist motherfuckers I ever met. They used to give us cookies and booze in exchange for jokes told in a southern drawl. Also I watched them play soccer with a dead haji's head after a hellfire strike once.

some info about pol's ?

Never worked with poles. You realise you guys only sent 2,000 people right? We had 3 or 4 bases with 45,000 people on them, and literally hundreds of small forward operating bases and patrol bases. There were dozens of countries who sent forces to support the coalition.

Shit, even Mongolia sent some dudes (never saw them either.)