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Ian Campbell
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Christopher Cox
Bill Nye the Facist guy
Jacob Sanders
Fuck Bill Nye
Thomas Rodriguez
Bill Nye the shabbos goy
Robert Smith
>smartest man alive
I know it's b8, but bitch please.
Anthony Evans
>Smartest Man Alive Today
Xavier Peterson
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Anthony Hall
I told him to go fuck himself on Twitter earlier. I think I'll pass.
Jeremiah Lewis
I watched it. It sucked.
Carter Kelly
Oh god, there are people that liked that for anything other then the cringe factor?
Justin Robinson
>dark stage, single column of light
>smoke begins to waft out from behind the curtains
>complete silence and then...
>*bike bell rings twice*
>Bill Nye emerges riding a penny-farthing
>He rolls into centre stage then skids the brakes to a stop
>"Hey kid...you ready for some fucking science?"
>herecomesthedrop.mpeg
>BOOM, WIKA WIKA, BOOM, WOOM WOOM WOOM WOOM
>strobe lights and lasers blast out everywhere
>BOOM, WIKA WIKA, BOOM
>"SCIENCEEEEEEE!!!!"
>*audience is masturbating to the beat*
>"BILL!-BILL!-BILL!-BILL!"
Oliver Martinez
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Leo Green
BILL NYE THE WHITE GENOCIDE GUY
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Blake Torres
I really enjoyed this post
Jack Parker
>bajillions
Ah! A calculus expert.
Hunter Scott
b8ey mcb8erson
Michael Sanchez
>Someone I've looked up to since the womb used SCIENCE to explain that WE'RE REAL
Ever notice how millennials have replaced God with the vague notion of "science." Because "science" says something it's absolutely true. Do they even know how scientific studies actually work and how funding influences them?
Gabriel Stewart
This is an interesting background for a Scirnce Guy...
Ryan Gutierrez
I feel like people weren't ready as a species to move away from religion, so many people just fill that void with something else, at least religion taught good values.
Evan Flores
Fuck you bill for your show being so shitty that it brings easy (you)'s to bored b8rs
William Stewart
Yeah I'm an atheist but I strongly feel that christianity is easily preferable to anything that fills the vacuum it leaves behind, even if it means I can't publicly express that I'm an atheist without committing social suicide (and it probably hasn't been like that for a long time anyway), it's worth not having normies embrace marxism or fascism or anythign that isn't the western tradition.
Ryder Cox
wtf, i love bill nye now!
Kayden Thomas
If there are an infinite amount of numbers then we eventually reach a bajillion.
Cameron Torres
>Mechanical engineer
Half of you NEETs are as qualified as him
Jeremiah Perry
You know what the irony is? His goal for the show was obviously to drive people away from religion with (pseudo) science. The end result ended up being people not wanting to be associated with what he depicts as a Godless society, and turning to Christ.
Thanks, Bill. The church will thrive yet again, and it's all thanks to you of all people.