RISK

This is my first time ever attempting to host a game so be patient. Will start at 5 players

>Name
>Colour
>Location
if that wasn't obvious

Internet Explorer
Blue
Morocco

added

Bump

guess nobody wants to play

>Khoomei Khaganate
>Cyan
>Tuva province of Russia in Siberia (Just north of mongolia)

Don't leave OP, I'm posting thread to a risk discord

Ok. Added

Humu the Dankmeme
hot pink
romania

Might as well start now OP

De Imperii Hyperius
Pink
Rome

Start me in Konigsburg
Prussia
Grey

OPOPOPOPOOPOPOPOPOOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOPOP WE HAVE 6 PLAYERS START :DDDD

just a sec

>Kim Jong Un
>Orange
>North Korea

AWOO Shogunate
Any colour (lime preferably)
Japan

GREATER ISRAEL
ISRAEL
RED

OP plz no ded :'(

Did you not see he replied to you?

Space for me?

May the light of our great Chairman Mao lead my way!
I want to be China, starting in the Shanghai Province (coastal China).
Make me yellow

Yeah saw that. 5 minutes =/= one sec tho
:'(

go find space up ur ass you cuntbag

MUPDATE
yes

Where is the light of Mao?

Fill Japen.

fill Spain

Iceland
Green
14th Wodlen Expeditionary Force
rollin for expansion

Fill Italy and the Med islands.

Fill westward along the coast in Pomerania and into Germany.

Establish a great Siberian Khaganate (roll for expansion kek)

blocked by this cunt

spill China.

FILL ARABIAN PENINSULA WITH MY SUPERIOR JEWISH SEED

KILL AWOO

expand to prussia and begin attacking their border

I can't believe I didn't see this coming.

MUPDATE 2

French Indochina
Ho Chi Minh
Yellow

fill Spain

Fill the UK and ireland

Push back Humu
Ally?

Full sorry

same

PUSH EAST DESTROY THE FUCKING NIPS ON MY COAST

Take remaining Med Islands, all spills toward invasion of Humu.

gobble arabian peninsula

Will do.

KILL AWOO

ALSO OP FORGOT MY FUCKING ROLL

Kill Kim Jong Un.

ally?

Sure, be prepared to crush the Jews though. Never ally with their dirty noses.

Bumrush Japan. Those Japanese devils must pay for their war crimes

My son in law told me to ally with you.

Alliance? I share your hatred for the nips

MUPDATE 3
Korea killed by AWOOs, China invades AWOOs. Romania prepares for war.

god dammit

idk boss looks like you're bout to get gang bangd

Keep pushing Humu
nice

AWOOOO
Kill China.

Attack Humu head on.

fill France

y-you too.

Fill UK and ireland
any spills go toward creating a beachhead in normandy

keep pushing prussia and hyperbole

Destroy the japanese mainland north of korea. Then move onto their islands.

fill turkey

You didn't put in my roll from last turn OP. I got d-bs
Assuming I've pushed all the way to the east coast and destroyed Japan there, start filling southwest.

>Google Chrome
>Silver
>India

NAP? I will spread through Scandinavia and leave western Europe to you

Alliance? Ill defend you from Eastern aggression, and you can have Western Europe to yourself.

you got it

Well I guess NAP with you too? same thing.

cool beans dude

Ill NAP as long as Prussias sovereignty is unopposed.

full
MUPDATE 4

Keep killing Humu

Continue pushing into Humu.

Kill Chyna

fill France

sweat beans you teaming fug

Fill UK, Ireland then Scandanavia avoid touching other players

Fill west towards black sea

push prussia and hyperius

i want in on this humu bukake

okie

there's no place on this map for maggots

Kill the japs.

im still trying to see your reasoning in going after me on the first round even though we were half a continent apart and everyone else pretty much just grows unimpeded.

MUPDATE 5
China nearly BTFO

pardon retardedness

kill humu

im still trying to see your reasoning for being so close to my border

if you successfully btfo the obviously subhuman chinks i would love to revisit that alliance s-senpai

Continue to attack Humu, toward Constantinople.

because you attacked me the first roll

Ireland>Scandinavia
'maintain Prussia's sovereignty'

Kill Chairman Mao.

fill France
spills to Iberia > Belgium

Attack japanese mainland

s-s-senpai plz ALLY ME SENAPI NOTICE ME JAPAN KUN

CRUSH SOUTH AND KILL THE JAP

I'm considering you an ally now Mao