Hey can anyone explain why reddit, being seemingly so popular and full of fags who spend their entire day on it to circle jerk and hive mind, has been down for maybe an hour now?
Are they wiping out all the right wing boards/forums or whatever like /r/the donald, and /r/TheRedPill or whatever?
Is reddit under attack from the hacker known as Sup Forums, or maybe antifa?
Seriously "maintenance" is never this long or obvious, and it's not even late in the night where reddit is hosted I think..
Does this mean we win, or will all the shills and the_donald fags flock over here?
>being seemingly so popular and full of fags who spend their entire day on it to circle jerk and hive mind that's ironic seeing this on 4chin
Carson Howard
Fuck off faggot thats not true, we don't hive mind, nobody can agree on anything here.
Andrew Young
cold war going strong.
Brody Walker
Thats not the USSR new zealand, that is new russia.
Nolan Perez
you're a dumb cunt eh.
Robert Rogers
Maintenance because the DBA fucked up
Angel Rodriguez
investigation for aiding terrorists
Brayden Taylor
No fuck you faggot we always agree on everything. How can you be so wrong? Fucking retard
Adrian Adams
who? tell me more please.
Jose Baker
Reddit Holocaust....duh
Isaiah Walker
Well come on now, how can anyone agree on such a thing? I just am forced to say that, that is the most ignorant statement ever made. You are wrong sir!
Xavier Hernandez
I FUCKING HATE COMMUNIST REPUBLIC OF IRELAND FUCK OFF POTATO NIGGER REEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEREREEEEEEEEEE
Alexander Wright
you dont have to go home, but you cant stay here
Charles Martin
They're stealing Trump supporters info so they can gas them.
Trump was in on it all the time. He was the "conspiracy candidate", the one that was gonna "bring down the elite". That way the elite could see what people would support a movement like that.
Now they will go after people who supported that idea, and kill them all in FEMA camps. They even got Alex Jones. We're all fucked now. Satan is upon us.
Joseph Walker
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Ryan Hall
stop talking about r*ddit thx
David Bell
...
Gavin Reed
I think Jews are okay.
Nathaniel Rogers
their shit's being all gay
Julian Taylor
couple days ago i heard something about a PR nightmare or whatever for reddit, what did that turn out to be?
Cooper Carter
my god. the dick of fortune
Angel Davis
They got their answer, didn't they?
Carson Young
Why do you still go on leddit?
Angel Morris
terrorist/cp/cannibal hotbed most likely...
Julian Campbell
They allowed a pro al-Qaeda board to continue even after being informed about it.
Samuel Roberts
I agree, there are many zionists, and many greedy fucks, but not all jews are bad, they are all fairly intelligent, but much like muslims have terrible selfish cultures.
Adam Nelson
Figures. I literally just made a reddit account today so I could post a thread on their USPS subreddit since I accepted a job offer there
Isaiah Murphy
Reddit is always down because it's open source crap programmed by retards
Cameron Hughes
Are you telling me that writing a website in Python is a retarded idea? Because you'd be right.
Jonathan Kelly
there was too much free speech going on or something.
Cameron Morris
I dunno familia, Django is one of the most robust and mature frameworks around these days. I mean I don't use it, but it's not that bad.
Aaron Walker
Where the fuck did that shit come from anyway? Python is 10x slower than some of the other languages. You would think that an order of magnitude in resource savings would be worthwhile for companies.
Ayden Torres
dude..Sup Forums is the biggest hive mind site there is..
David Richardson
OK heres the skinny bois
i'm not a plebbit devotee but a memesphere operator, all memetic culture warfare dingos have analytic software which canvasses / allows multipost & schedule post of reddit, chan, twitter, insta, and all the rest of this dumb shit that people consume
reddit administration is in the midst of what you might call a shitfuck. as you know, they are soft feely wibble wobbles who dont want anyone to be "mean" on the internet, and enact through selective enforcement policies which benefit the global metanarrative which seeks to observe and control info hotspots so they can carefully cultivate the attention of normies. its systematic fake news and fake support structures (bots, paid shills) for dingledongs and (((NWO))) everywhere
a rogue reddit admin with a conscience believed that the principles should be applied universally and not asymmetrically which is violating their unspoken rules, he began targeting leftist "hatespeech" targets this afternoon for saying stuff like "dont bash the fash, just shoot them dead" which previously was a nogo zone
the obviously disingenuous conduct of admins started to get dug up and people were asking too many questions about "why is X okay but Y not and then X is not ok, do the rules apply to everyone or not"
so reddit adminbugs throw the crisis switch so they can begin purging evidence of being a massive homoerotic PSYOP-HUMINT-SIGINT locus of control and survellance
ther u go, soon it will be brought back up ("server issues") wait for a while and they will announce they have reorganized for TOTALLY UNRELATED REASONS
OK BYE :)
Robert Price
>Seriously "maintenance" is never this long or obvious, and it's not even late in the night where reddit is hosted I think..
Reddit is run a by 20-something retard who doesn't know anything about management.
Asher Rogers
REEEEEEEEE WHY IS IT DOWN I WANT TO FAP TO GONE WILD
Kayden White
>t_d makes posts about Sup Forums daily >reddit goes offline because it's shit >all the fucking redditors go on Sup Forums to spend their time >reddit comes back online >centipedes post about their Sup Forums experiences At least most of them are asleep right now.
got any sources? Also any links to archived, or previous threads talking about this?
Liam Morgan
plz let it be
Jose Ortiz
its time to put that nonsense away for good fucking degenerate
Nathan Bell
Hah, I saw that bit earlier where a T_D user reported someone suggesting violence against the free speech marchers today. Was that the beginning of this shitshow?
I even thought to myself - huh, wow an admin actually suspended/banned an anarchist from plebbit.
Camden Sanders
what nonsense fag?
Charles Anderson
...
Ayden Butler
>not cutting his heart out and putting it in his other hand
poor aesthetic.
Blake Cooper
As a super lurker who has watched reddit evolve this makes sense .
Liam Nguyen
They allow r/ Syrianrebels to exist which is literally a terrorist organization hub. Maybe they're actually being investigated for it and their servers are seized
Owen Ward
Post proofs
Gavin Martin
I don't think language execution is the bottleneck. I'm guessing it's the database that uses the most resources.
Robert Young
>(((down for maintenance)))
Easton Butler
i just.... just literally cant understand this.... this...place like how?? ive been here for almost a month now and how do you people do it? always being racist, anti-semitic and hating women is it satire? or are you "people" literally this ignorant and jaded.... unbelievable....
Gabriel Campbell
Wow, plebbit really is down.
Jordan Barnes
they are wiping content, lots of old content that can get political people arrested for, like that one fucknut during the election. they are also implementing new algorithms to fuck with the right-wing forums even more to drive down viewership
Joshua Green
>bait
Adrian Williams
are you doxxing yourself?
Evan Williams
Satire taken to the extreme. But as usual, there are a few that actually believe it.
Wyatt Moore
I was there before it went down, an alien posted a selfie
Zachary Hughes
fapping your life away like a niggeropolous
Jonathan Brooks
>niggeropolous LOL
Jordan Clark
OMFG U SAW IT 2???!!
Samuel Hughes
They are censoring the story that Obama has got a paid wall street job.
In other words, their hero was just another kike loving banker crony all along.
Josiah Gonzalez
Doing an user IP scan of the database
Joseph Price
The speed is acceptable, and when designed correctly there will be almost no difference whether you write it in Python or Go.
Leo Morgan
>>being seemingly so popular and full of fags who spend their entire day on it to circle jerk and hive mind >that's ironic seeing this on plebbit If you posted what I just quoted on plebbit, you would be banned for disturbing the hivemind. Tell me how many times you've been banned from Sup Forums for calling pol a hivemind.
Jacob Ross
It's back online.
Jonathan Torres
Reddit is now online. All the redditors can go there and stay there.
fyre festival shitshow coverup....story sliding hard here too
Logan Perez
Mediumrarefag here. A lot of people exaggerate it but believe the main points. This site used to be pretty left wing/libertarian in the Bush years when being left was edgy.
Lincoln Hernandez
you can't delete love
Logan Turner
I remember that era as well. Then I left for several years and come back to this shit. At first I thought it was just ironic shitposting, but it seems a bit too common for that.
Christian Hughes
My god the early years of Sup Forums when the board was half Ron Paul libertards and half holocaust are so far away now.
Willliam C found literal terrorist posting there " they are not breaking the terms of service "
Thomas Cruz
IT'S BACK ALREADY! IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO COME BACK! MAKE IT STOP Sup Forums!!!
Jace Murphy
Tais olla eka kerta pariin vuoteen kun postailen tänne
Lincoln Gutierrez
This has to be b8. If not, we've basically become desensitized to anything bad. Anyone that has been to chan boards for over 3 years has seen gore, CP, animals thrown off of rooftops and all other kinds of shit. It stops affecting you pretty fast.
Gabriel Nelson
>somehow disappointed by nigger show and cuisine >being this much of a reddit cuck
Jack Reed
But it's one thing to joke about it, especially online, and a completely other thing to take it into real life and live by it. This shit didn't happen in 2008 or before that.
It seems to me like people "trolled" each other so much that eventually people like that were attracted to this place and thought that those trolls were legitimate.
Hunter Lewis
That's my hypothesis as well.
Nathan Evans
>If not, we've basically become desensitized to anything bad. Wrong. You gain knowledge about what evil really looks like. You weren't around when Sup Forums was saving kittens.
Parker Russell
Well, I only joined Sup Forums in 2011 and whenever Gamer_gate (not sure if these filters are still active) started and Sup Forums banned discussion of it I left to infinitychan like many others. I just recently came back here for Sup Forums. While post quality is on average better there, there's a ton of Nazi LARPers on 8/pol/ and that makes it a pretty terrible place with no fun allowed rules. Threads about libertarianism get called kikes and shills and then get bumplocked. Other boards there are better, though. 8ch is a bit of a rebirth and Sup Forums has become really normalfaggy, reddit leaked a ton, both with GG and the election.
I wasn't. I never was too fond of Sup Forums, too much shitposting. Sup Forums post quality, let's face it, it's fucking abysmal. /k/ is full of nofuns, Sup Forums has trumpcucks, Sup Forums has overwatch playing normalfags, Sup Forums has become a tech support forum. It's pretty tragic.
Gabriel King
lol you alt right tumblrinas are triggered over anything arent you? I have never heard so much bitching in my life as I heard out of this "movemett"
Lucas Stewart
You're fucking everywhere tonight. Just saw you arguing with someone over something in another thread, can't remember now.
Christ you have an obnoxious posting style.
Camden Murphy
i believe it
Alexander Williams
trumps in on it
Joshua Campbell
Hopefully this fuckup site goes down for good
How hard would it be to create a device to destroy the physical servers Reddit uses without killing anyone? Are "EMP" devices actually possible?
Christopher Miller
Usually there shouldn't be any people in the immediate area of the servers so blowing them up traditionally would work.
Aiden Richardson
Electro magnetic pulse? Yeah, those are actually really simple, but the problem is that it's hard to generate a big enough pulse to kill any big electronics. youtu.be/WIMhraVcdTg Here, this has some basic info on what it is, how it's generated and how it kills electronics.
Camden Howard
Reddit is filled with fucking bluepilled faggots. Imagine some guy in Wisconsin or whatever trying to lecture me on how Islam is more progressive than Christianity. I fucking live in a Muslim country for fuck sakes.
Samuel Cooper
How is infinitychan nowadays? I used to go there couple years ago and it was pretty dead apart from Sup Forums and Sup Forums and Sup Forums
Logan Reyes
This response made me laugh.
I disagree with you by the way.
Alexander Davis
Slower but much higher quality. At the moment, the active boards are Sup Forums, Sup Forums, /leftypol/ and Sup Forums. Smaller boards get plenty of posts but they're still slower than Sup Forums but quality of posts are higher. Just go look at the site, the current domain is 8ch dot net. The site was delistd on google and got bought out by the owner of 2chan, the site Sup Forums was inspired from. Firetires doesn't do anything with the site anymore and now just posts about emojis and talking about fonts on Twitter.
Lincoln Harris
Thanks, I'll go check it out.
Brandon Brown
I hope not because if it doesn't come back you reddit faggots will never leave.
Nolan Sullivan
There is a disagreement right now you fucking retard.