Brit/pol/ - War Confirmed Edition

>Armed British police arrest man with knives near May's office
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-security-idUKKBN17T23J
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4451870/Armed-police-seal-Parliament-Square.html

>PM May says Merkel talk of UK illusions shows how tough Brexit talks will be
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-election-may-idUKKBN17T2M5

>UKIP leader Nuttall to stand in election
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39738332

>'Marine A' Alexander Blackman to be freed from jail within hours
news.sky.com/story/marine-a-alexander-blackman-to-leave-jail-tomorrow-10853259

>FT: EU agency faces €400m London rent bill after post-Brexit move
archive.fo/VhnEQ

>Nicola Sturgeon admits she will use SNP votes in general election to press for indy ref 2
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/27/nicola-sturgeon-admits-will-use-snp-votes-general-election-press/

>Labour most popular party among voters under 40, general election poll reveals
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/27/labour-ahead-polls-among-voters-40/

>FT: Scottish nationalists clam up on independence
archive.fo/yL2hz

>FT: UK Election Countdown: beware of tactical errors
archive.fo/cgGUi

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Daily reminder that a vote for anyone but the Tories is a vote for a flaccid exit.

Remove Kraut

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YKTD RULES
RIP miss u buddy

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combo

Does anyone know how accurate this is?

I'm a 'Celtic' trogfoot

Polple should know soup comes before pasta.

So did anyone watch QT last night?

Vote Labour!

Not. However length of fingers has been connected to oestrogen levels in the womb and the chance of being an arse bandit. From your diagram that would work for the Greek and Cetic people. We know the Greeks put boys in barrels of oil for ease of access so I think you should hide you toes when you enter a gay bar just in case.

>Labour most popular party among voters under 40
This is worrying. We will be 100% cucked when the older generation dies out

"Greek", so no, not accurate. Also, have definitely seen plenty of white people with the "Egyptian" type

Yes and it was poo. Completely expected questions and answers.

It says I'm kang even though me mummo was born in Italy and me dad's celtic

>This is worrying. We will be 100% cucked when the older generation dies out

Or when people get older and start earning more, they realise that they're the ones who get fucked by Labour so they vote Tory

Don`t worry statistically gen x are going to die younger than baby boomers and gen y and z anyway.

Dipped in and out, it was insufferably dull and predictable.

>DNA advert
>everyone talks about what race they hate
>they turn out to be that exact race

HMMM

When Dimbleby dies and the press go all J Savile on him what do you think the BBC will do about it.

>he bought the Sup Forums pass

Seriously? You come on a Norwegian basket-weaving forum to discuss what someone else said on a government propoganda programme, where the questions are loaded and vetted days before the show. How painfully unoriginal.

>not being 100% Northern European

FUCK MAY AND FUCK ENGLISH PEOPLE
really just fucking foreign disgusting rats who think Scotland = England and can't understnad how fucking different we are. Never been here cunt? I want to fucking deck one of you cunts so fucking bad right now. RIGHT NOW.

mum

>he thinks the Conservative party is a conservative party.

Top kek retard, enjoy your illusion of choice

Bring it you fried Rat eating, Heroin Drinking, Shit shack living in Scotscum

Have you got facebook? Remember no rape, no murder and no cunt battering unless you live stream it,

fuck the EU fuck organised government fuck literally everyone and everything who wants to fucking tell me what to do, and FUCK MAY for saying she wants a strong EU the fucking deluded bitch. BURN IT ALL DOWN. ETHNIC CLEANSING. THE WHOLE WORLD WILL BE SCOTLAND. GOTT STRAFE ENGLAND UND EU.

most dna tests are bullshit. you'll probably be indian or something.

>tfw someone posts that image and people start posting pictures of their feet

Yes because I said that I thought the Conservative party was a conservative party in my post didn't I.

Black pill LARPer

You will ware out you F key.

calm down twinkle

What IS Tommy Robinson exactly? Why does he do RebelMedia shit instead of trying to actually do something?

>shit-shack.
bro i'm fucking rolling in it, you seaside hovel wanker. as for the heroin - pure delusion. enjoy your fucking blacked population. anglo-saxon invasion 2.0. fuck you. you ned destroyed for your own pride. and im vegetarian and fucking ripped so fuck you doubly motherfucker.
roger

>Black pill LARPer

t. Mayfly

Neck yourself neotory scum

If someone asks for feet pic they normally do it to groom children. I think this must be a child trying to groom grumpy old men. The world of lolli sex and just spun.

Everyone takes the piss out of him here, he's figured he may have more luck on youtube.

Why does that look so much more aesthetically pleasing? Fuck.

t. geographer

Also, can an environmental scientist / geographer get work in the UK? Thinking of moving there. Most my background is in water quality/chemistry/geo information sciences.

Look mummy, it's one of those funny talking peasants that I heard about in National Geographic. Can I feed it?

Is this that SNP cunt from Question Time last night.

Im sorry you got laughed at in Oxford bro

Your country is a degenerate pisshole, get over it.

Looks a bit like Westeros desu

This

I have never seen a country more doomed.

I'm a Thatcherite, come get me faggot. It'll violate NAP.

go back to raping children, achmed

Is this real?

The SNP man fucked himself with one question by typical BBC let him off the hook. They all had set phrase agendas and that makes for shit t.v.
I wish the lot of them could actually just talk openly and honestly for a change.

For example maybe we should charge women for rape on account of time wasted by police and medical staff dealing with a 5 minute intrusion.

Probably.

Anyone but Dimbles

>Censoring the truth

unfortunately

What were the fundamental differences between the Blairites and Brownites?

>I have to go HOW LONG without food?
>Fuck that, I only got into this shit because my dad told me to and I get to rape little girls
>I'm just gonna kill some people and myself instead lol

>let's remove industry before competition recovers

Mong

>spells degeneracy
Daily reminder that it was your country in which children got raped on industrial scale.
Even your bbc host couldn't keep his dick to himself.

Actually, this country is both a degenerate piss-hole and shit-hole. The Turkish Hans has it right for once.

Happy Ed Balls Day brit/pol/

He is in all the address books. I bet he likes the odd child massage. Him and E Ratzen working together behind the Iron curtain of brainwash house for mutual pleasure.

We're on the same path Fritz, it's just that ours has been slightly accelerated due to our first wave of troops in the great war being voulenteers, our cultural isolation from Europe and your ability to manipulate an almost continental currency to your benefit. But don't worry, you're rapidly reading the same trajectory as us and will hit the ground just as hard.

someone fill me in?
where in Scotland are you from?

Women and art it is just a bloody mess.

what you know about labour is based on disinformation that the Tories and right wing labour propagate. Identity politics and all that shit. The real Labour has a media blockade against them so everybody is made to believe the caricature you see in the Tory owned news. DON'T BELIEVE THE MSM

Essex.

>Scotland has no drug problem
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-37100716

+1

Labour still is better though, with Corbyn. Less war, less austerity, less corruption. AND WE GET TO KEEP NHS

>Let's remove industry before competition recovers
?

Pretty sure you are right, Europe is fucked by the same lazy politicians.
Why didn't you gave up on the pound and profited as we germans did from the Euro?
I don't understand that one.
In the end it will be all about ECB buying toxic papers and solving the debt crisis by inflation and Britain will sit on it's debt because of muh freedom.

YOUR MUM IS AN ESTABLISHMENT WHORE

At least Fritz has industry to fall back on. We have services.

>Ketchupmon

new digimon is weird

No economy, corporations move to the US, no jobs, no money, no NHS, no bombs to take over other countries, invaded by anyone with a boat.

We have never been in a position to benefit from Europe, where you, as the largest central European power, have been easily able to bend it to your profit.

because women's art, just like everything women do in their lives ever, is only a machination for them to get men to focus on their nudity so they can entice them and get knocked up. worthless cunts - breeding machines, nothing more. not made for love, pleasure, companionship. breeding and solely breeding. accept this and you're on the right path to happiness.
denying them your precious bodily fluids - your essence - is the final redpill.

What's wrong with her being a member of the establishment if the establishment is on our side?

How would we ever profit from using a currency that's worth less than the one we already have?

Women for duty.
Boys for pleasure.
Goats for ecstasy.


B J level of education.

YEP, AND COVERED BY THE TORIES. HI LEVEL TORIES AND HI LEVEL NEW LABOUR ALL AT IT.

VOTE CORBYN HE WON'T RAPE YOUR KIDS

>the establishment is on our side

The utter state of Mayflies

caps lock OFF

All men are rapists. But a lazy Marxist like corbyn will just invite the short term sentence pedos out of prison and let them do it for him.

...you do know what export is, right?
Germany profited big time because the D-Mark would be much higher valued in comparison.
Weaker currency>more attractive for external buyers.
Weaker currency>imports get more expensive, strengthening the domestic (EU) market.

Germany profits bigtime from markets pricing in cripples like Italy and Greece into the Euro while those countries cannot devaluate to compensate for weak growth.
Get yourself a book if you weren't ironic.

No, he won't. But he'll invite people in to do it for him.

>if the establishment is on our side

Scotland has a marginally larger substance problem than the rest of the UK - similar to the fact that we also spend 1 second longer browsing pornhub. I've been home now for a few weeks and I've had a very pleasant straight-edge time, thank you very much. Normally you'll find me posting from Spain.

Tell you what. I am happy for you to take over the whole of France as long as you leave England out of your place. You can even have Scotland if you want.

Kill yourself.

I'd never vote for republican scum.

do you always believe the media lies? Or just the ones pimped by a pro globalization pro war MSM? Of course they want you to think corbyn=NO economy bcs they need him to lose or else their corporate tax avoiding buddies wil lhave to cough up billions they are now withholding from UK. That tax alone if paid, would pay for NHS. Tories are privatising NHS. meaning selling it for profit pocketing the cash and we still pay the same tax. Meanwhile they present this as good business. Good business for who? How is this not theft?

>put ourselves at the mercy of krauts
Nice try hans

>implying Scotland wouldn't become within 10 years the most heavily militarised kraut-dense country in Europe
England literally can't allow Scotland to become independent if it wants to be free from europe

If Labour win, which they won't, but let's pretend they did, then none of your points will occur. Corbyn will do as he is told, or do you really believe that politicians have any say in anything? I'm afraid he is just another useless puppet who will follow the middle ground. Do you not see that Labour became Conservative with Blair, and that when Cameron got in he changed nothing, so in effect was just following the Labour agenda of middle of the road? Politics is the biggest con game there is.

Just waiting for everyone else to catch on to this so we can have a nice little Brüderkrieg again. Russia and IS can divide up what's left afterwards.

pizzagate, toey pedo scandals, war in syria, Iraq, afganistan, neoliberalism, globalization, waves of cheap immigrant labour the ultra rich profit from... that;s all the establishment. You think you benefit but you just believe a version of reality they present to you. Meanwhile making you believe the problems you complain about are obstacles they are trying to solve. They CREATED THEM. They are on a scheme to get rich uktra fast and devastate the country. First, the poor. The middle class is losing rights, freedoms, quality of life and gains only purchases of pseudo luxury goods and more working hours. How long until the middle class becomes nothing but enslaved cattle with no freedoms at all?

suck me dick

i completely agree with your disslike for politicians. But do you not think that it is the system that they have inherited that is at fault. The system practically dictates the outcome of politicians and the current system has a very short half life.

Its a shame. I think the idea of Europe is a good thing. But the version of Europe in which we have now is corrupted. It seems like a way to for the elites to maintain power, whist deliberately changing the demographic of the 'Working class', without allowing the a true conversation to its indigenous population who now feel cheated.

>UKIP on 4%

Kek. Just vote for Mummy lads.