How to piss off a Turk?

How to piss off a Turk?

turn on the lights

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Raid.

Ah yes, the Turks.
Their mighty empire, were turkish rulers were strangled to death by jannisaries, which lost nearly all of its holdings because of An Island Peninsula and slavs.

Is there a bigger failure for an empire than the Ottoman one? Doubt it. Truly the worst of Empires.

Look them in the eye and repeat this, word for word...

>Ananin agazina sicarim lan pic kurusu. Gereze kagli orospu cocugu ananin amini sikerim ayi.

Spit on them after saying it :)

Just say 'Fuck Erdogan' I guess, was for me enough to get flooded with death threats :')

Call their shotguns shit.

Long live Kurdistan

Sweep the crumbs off the floor.

fpbp

Those were all the islamist subhumans who will transform Europe into an islamic shithole.
Real Turks are secular and fucking hate Erdogan with all their soul, they don't give a shit if you say "fuck erdogan"

Mention how many cans of raid you go through every week

Easy. Remind them they are Turkish. There is no worse insult in life or in death.

Kind of a no true Scotsman fallacy. Most Turks not living in Turkey, but rather Germany, the Netherlands etc. are huuuuge Erdogan worshipers.

remind them their national sport is male oil wrestling where to win they have to put their hand in the other guys pants

doesn't get any gayer than that

post pictures of Gollum

Just did. He got pissed, feelsgodman. What does it mean?

have you ever met a turk or a muslim in general who isnt pissed of at everything all the time?

Tell them that Turkey is rightful Turkish and Alevi clay.

just mention the armenian genocide and call it a day

Insult their mothers
Turkish people kill each other over mother dissing
Sisters/Wives work sometimes too