Yall niggas lookin at #fyrefestival on twitter? Apparently a bunch of affluent yuppies paid thousands to go to a "festival" promoted by instagram models in the Bahamas and it's basically devolved into a 3rd world refugee camp
#fyrefestival
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dat shit is fyre yo
It's basically just island niggers raping and pillaging naive shitlibs
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is it real?
stinks of a /b raid
why would you go to a festival that is whipped upped by some nigger and a scammer if you do feel the need to be a degenerate for 4 days or so go to one thats been around for decades with little fuckups
Some of it's real. Stolen passports/luggage, cancelled flights, lack of food/water/security: real.
Feral dogs, missing girlfriends, panthers: Sup Forums
> Pack of dogs in the distance
> Just watching
>those usernames
apply yourself
Why is this so funny
Bruh go look at the hashtag yourself. I'll bet this will be a big news story in the morning. Mark my words
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>pay 10k to see Ja Rule and Blink182
>get stuck in a refugee camp
You really think LeFunnyRedditNameXD, getfuktantifacucks, and JoeBiden4200 are Fyre attendees?
Lol pretty much
Reminds me, I have to finish FarCry 3 one of these days..
plenty of legit shit happening
doesn't mean Sup Forums can't have a little fun
They probably have no legal recourse either since it's the Bahamas.
Probably not. They just saw a good trolling opportunity. I think the top 2 posts are real tho
>giving alcohol for free
>everyone paid $20,000 to be there
Yeah, but it would've been funnier if they'd used more believable names.
Livestream
and miss out on shit like this?
>panthers
my fucking sides jesus christ
Lol
MY SIDES
"lauren"
Nice find
OH NO, I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT
>guards are rounding people up
>people's gfs being taken away
>hounds in the distance keeping watch
>mfw this ends up being a real life Battle Royale
I love you faggots
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Topkek even the media picked up the feral dogs
10k to get in omfg I can't stop laughing
A fucking refugee camp
Look at me I'm the refugee now
The cheapest available room on that island right now is over $1000 per night at Sandals
>10k for this
Oh boy.
was it all just an elaborate scam?
it's not even sunny xD
>JoeBiden4200
Of the three listed I could see a normal fag using this name especially after le Biden maymays were big for a time.
They are all getting redpilled in the most brutal way lol
They said they buried over one million dollars in "treasure" on the island
something tells me this is supposed to be a mock up of refugee camps in syria africa etc. to make some liberal statement to white privileged people
i dunno how in this day and age a scam of this magnitude can be carried out like this
At least you have barley.
Probably just poor planning. These events take a massive amount of preparation and logistical support, and they probably just got in way over their heads.
JaRule isn't smart enough to do this lol
the Nigerian princes have really outdone themselves this time
lots of digits in this topic
I'm not sure. Either that or the people organizing the festival just got in way over their heads and then just decided to say fuckit we're not giving refunds and kept all the ticket money and fed everyone cheese sandwiches and made them sleep in a refugee camp lol
And the previous thread is such:
The area they were holding the "festival" at is an abandoned resort project that never began construction in a foreign country. There is probably no actual redress that these sheep even have, to be honest. Unless they want to hire a Nassau lawyer, lmao
>The whole work staff is black
Some Bahamafag said that these niggers from Exumas are savages, more than Nassau nigs.
And this will go on for 9 more days.
This could get interesting
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This is dashcon all over again.
>bjorklund
kek, fucking swedes
i'm too much on Sup Forums when i expect every swede to get anally raped and beheaded when visiting a black country.
>big nigger says your gf is 'sunburnt'
>carries her off to medical tent
>fucks her for 6 hours while you kick sand
kek
>rich music goys getting scammed by a nig
serves them right
At least dashcon didn't have raiders and wild dogs
Idk what the fuck is dashcon, but this surely is the biggest fucking scam music festival ever
It's so great you almost can't believe it
Yes, it's all a sham. don't send any aid, you'll just look foolish...
Why did the french dutch anglos estc etc let niggers have literally heaven on earth island for themselves? ,Bahamas, martinique, cayman islands etc etc etc.
colonists explain yourselves
is it true there are still flights going to fyre?
Because it's only the tourist part of the island, ran by white people, that look good. Go to the parts where the natives live and it is just another third world hell.
>By the time the actual chaos unfolds everyone will think it's memes
they cancelled all flights to the festival already
stop
I can't believe you guys just sit idly by and laugh as slavers kidnap people
i bet those natives are making a beeline for the tourists.
NO ESCAPE FOR THEM
My forefathers did it in the 1700's thus I shall do the same.
We should use this to our political advantage, make some mock up accounts pretending to be Ja Rules' coordinators and say this was set up to make white people learn what it feels like to be refugees and tell them the money will be kept and donated to refugee charities. See how long normies will remain sympathetic.
ah shucks
literally fema tents lmao
post upbeat vaporwave in honor
youtube.com
i hope they were used to house Ebola patients.
>When the only non black island is the only swedish colony we had.
I don't know how we didn't fuck it up.
Check out the twitter account @FyreFraud
He's documenting events there pretty well. Says he tried to warn people of the scam for weeks. Says he knew it would always end with a lawsuit.
trump was right about your shitty old airports
they paid money to feel like a refugee? ahahahhahah
That's the Bahamas airport you fucking retard
I want to get off Mr. Bone's wild ride
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It just keeps getting better
Except fugees have better accomadations than this shit
I don't get the appeal of festivals. At all.
>live bands but 99% of them are shit
>shit conditions
>poor hygiene
>absolutely no control over what fucking cunts you might be near, completely subject to the mercy of everyone around you
>expensive
For 10k they could have flown to an actual luxury hotel for a weekend.
is this real life? who comes up with this shit
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Fucking phone poster.
Its literally an anarchist meme ball
Tourism wasn't really a widespread thing until the mid 20th century, and although people might have recognized the islands had natural beauty, no one really thought to try and capitalize off of it. Instead, they were used for sugar plantations, which became unprofitable at the turn of the century, thus leading to most European powers to just kind of let them sit and exist. By the time tourism becomes big, they're already filled with blacks and on the verge of independence.
Far Cry irl soon?
Welcome to Night Vale.
Literal FEMA camp.