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Im going to be on live television in about an hour. anyone have any suggestions?

any advice? do i stare into the camera?

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When they arrest you for the stabbing keep screaming PRAISE KEK

State through the lens. Get that "I did too many tours of nam" stare going on.

stare and don't blink, make your audience feel as if you're gazing into their souls

Get ya cock out cunt.

see, i honestly dont know if im supposed to do this or not

fucking stryla, nice input. "Cunt".

digits obliges me to tell you that i'm only joking, i don't really know what to do in front of a television camera

In all honesty it is best to look directly into the camera, if you don't you will come off as a massive autist, also speak slowly give you more time to think.

you're supposed to look at the camera but not stare weirdly, talk to it like a person

Keep making funny faces and pretend you don't understand what they mean when they say you look weird.

If you're talking to another person look at them. If you're by yourself in a remote location look into the camera.

this

This guy knows what's up.

start yelling "no more jew wars!"

Make off-hand comments about amphibians being great pets.

Frogs in particular

Say RaHoWa is coming soon.

Explainthat the real problem, as you see it is Reddit and the policies that permit hate groups like ANTIFA to spread their bggottry and hate.

Jews did 9-11

If too scared, then call viewers "goyim".

Do your newspeak for the whole show in plain speak, then yell "gas the kikes" in the last 3 seconds as a screech.

Guarenteed success.

give news channel or gtfo

wear makeup. not kidding. you look like a zombie on news cameras if you don't.

Allude to the protocols of zion somehow.

then claim you like turtles

bogpill everyone

not kidding. I've been on plenty of TV. you need makeup or else you look like a retard.

...

also tell the world that jet fuel can't melt steel beams

Shoe on head, provide stream link

Pretend you're being silenced by the government.

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JEWS DID 9/11

name the jew

Nice.

Germoney, nice Art. Reminds me of the joys of interest and usury.

ABC News - Israelis Detained on 9/11 Spies
>abcnews.go.com/2020/story?id=123885

FBI report - Israelis caught with bombs on 9/11
>scribd.com/collections/4010452/9-11-The-Dancing-Israelis-FBI-report

Christopher Bollyn 2014 (60 min lecture)
“Israel Is Behind the 9/11 Attacks and Iraq Wars”
>youtube.com/watch?v=U6d_CT-pYTk
(keep in mind this guy used to be an alex jones nwo NWO missiles and holograms, believer. and may well be being prepped to be a spokesperson for Israel's 9/11 attack hitting the mainstream)

FOX News - The Israeli 9/11 Connection ep.1
>youtube.com/watch?v=LbkQddEDPs0

RT News and Press TV journalist Ryan Dawson - War By Deception 2013
>youtube.com/watch?v=vl2biXvyGCs

BBC journalist Alan Hart on Israel and 9/11
>youtube.com/watch?v=MgABDdU7yD8

RT News - Was 9/11 an Inside Job
>youtube.com/watch?v=-ugCIjzHptA

Israel Mossad Chief - Juval Aviv, ( mossad agent on whom the movie 'Munich' is based)
>youtube.com/watch?v=FR7ioRALGaw ]
tries to cover for Israel but ends up admitting a lot

2.40 'there is no doubt that there were various Israeli teams in America... who were MONITERING terrorist networks...

3.08 'Israel had [the 9/11] information that they were giving the American government..'

continues to blame the CIA for storing bombs in the towers

just do ya fukin job mate
then stare inquisitively at the camera and say why you Jews did 9/11?

Shout "WHY DID HILLARY KILL SETH RICH?" I did that to a local KTLA van and the bitch dropped her mic and looked at me all pissed hahaha fucking news whore can barely read