How would Sup Forums react in this scenario?

How would Sup Forums react in this scenario?

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We have nothing to worry about if we stay in our basements.

The only thing they're going to hit here would be the hills

Masterbate furiously.

start drinking

They would post threads about, loving each other and saying sorry for everything. Don't believe me? Look at the archives from the day we Moab the shit skins

wow this is stickied

I wouldn't. No one cares about the southern hemisphere.

well i already got 180 rounds of 7.92x57 ,field striped and cleaned my grandfathers mauser 98 he got from a german in ww2 got a survival pack next to my desk in case it's time to leave,about 5l of water in the freezer at all time with cans of food

Lol, no nukes here.

Uhhhh why is this stickied?

be relieved I no longer have to worry about my future

You could nuke literally 95% of Australia and nobody would even know unless it hit the east coast

Go to my basement . I have 4 barrels full of wine and jars full of food to last me at least 1 month

burgers...

It's a ruse

Run to the kitchen to get beer and chips.

It's probably NK and it will hit either SK, JP, or the sea. I'm well out of range of their missiles so I'd stay comfy and buy some popcorn.

>not a drill
how would you react if someone fired a giant drill at a country?

This needs to happen. In fact, it had to have happened ages ago.

I always wondered why neo-USSR and best Korea are even allowed to exist.

Rev up that shitposting

This. also we have our shit buckets and piss/cum bottles to defend ourselves

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I live in California

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I'd have some keks

>a Sup Forumslacks basement is a more dangerous environment than the irradiated wastelands

Nuke em.

Stand up and take the long and difficult path 2 floors down into my basement.

>95% of all houses have shelters
feels good man

Buy an expensive bottle of whiskey and get the fuck out of Manhattan

If they launched it at Yellowstone it might be cool

Smoke a fat one and jack off.

>nuke the japs again
> the pressure of the blast crushes them flat
>they become 2d
>anime is real now

My country is not relevant enough to be a target but is relevant enough to have kinda good life standars so...

I would pray for the USA i guess.

PARRRRRTTTYYYYYYYYY TIMEEEEEE BOYYYSSS$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

id chear

knowing some shitty city in Commifornia will be nuked

is lose a couple family members but theyre dead to me anyways

I had a dream about this actually. I remember in my dream basically the nukes had dropped and were still dropping and I checked Sup Forums on my phone because what the hell, and basically user was posting pictures of themselves and saying thank you and goodbye. All anonymity had gone out the window, it was the end of the world, so user came back to the only place it had to comfort everyone else. Posts are surprisingly upbeat, silly and courageous

Open up Sup Forums, and shitpost from my laptop while /snug/ in my bed.

Get on my piano for one final performance of We Will All Go Together When We Go.

find out where the impact is so i can drive to it.

signposting

i agree. the left are so far gone i'd almost welcome it. thanks kim!

>Start my Happening playlist
>Get hot chocolate ready
>Get comfy blanket
>Wrap blanket around self
>Shitpost on Sup Forums

>Music
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>picture says "not a drill"
>OP is entirely a drill
Really makes me think.

>wasting nukes on a shithole like Argentina

I'm safe.

masturbate profusely

See this

Post more rule 34 of Kim as retaliation

Same boat but a Swiss K31 and 7.5x55 Swiss bruh

Why didn't she have a route???

Thank fucking christ granddad moved to Australia all those years ago, watch the rest of the civilized world tear itself apart, then probably die anyway as a conscript sent over to clean up the remains of whatever the west was fighting.

Sounds fun can't wait.

nah m8 just conscript the emus
they'll take care of it

Every time we send out a recruitment officer they send back a severed head

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only cucarachas survive

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grab popcorn and find good streams
I can't think of anyone nuking my little cunt so I probably wouldn't run for shelter straight away
got my iodine pills handy tho but that's because of the nuclear power plant nearby

I would drive to Kosovo with the dirty bomb from my shed.

Huh, a scary thought.

Watch Amerifats and gooks get nuked from down under

I'm packing my bags and heading west for sure

No bullshit, probably say a quick prayer and get a go bag ready.

happiest day I've had in years.

would say it's most probably a drill and get killed in a blaze of nuclear fire
who gonna target the filthyppines tho

I live in the middle of nowhere so who gives a shit

The "city" i live in is so utterly fucking irrelevant i doubt anybody would waste a nuke on this place

Still i'd probably die from cancer from the nuclear fallout coming in from Oslo, since it's probably a high priority target because NATO.

pray it hits San Francisco