ISIS appologizes for attacking Israel by accident

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>Isis-affiliated fighters “apologised” after launching an attack on Israeli soldiers, the country’s former defence minister has claimed.

>“There was one case recently where Daesh [Isis] opened fire and apologised,” Mr Ya’alon said speaking at an event in the northern city of Alufa, during which he was was being interviewed about Israel’s policy on Syria.

>A spokesperson for Mr Ya’alon refused to elaborate on how Isis expressed its apology to Israel after the attack and the Israel Defense Forces also refused to comment.

Really makes you think, huh?

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>It was mossad agents all along

>ISIS apologizes to their jewish masters

kek

Really getting my brainbox revving...

THEY BETTER APOLOGIZE!
WE SEND THEM BILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN WEAPONRY AND THEY FLIP ON US LIKE THAT??!

MAZEL TOV!

"Awww... don't worry bud. We all make mistakes. Just don't let it happen again and we will be all peachy."

>Actually confused

As a terrorist i am confused !!!

Kek

wat

Oy vey am I rite

hahahahahaha

They don't call it the Judeo-Islamic State for nothing.

Mossad helped create ISIS to fight Iranian influence in the area and to keep these muslim groups distracted with fighting each other.

It's old news.

No I get that, it's the muslims apologising to jews that I find odd.

Well if you stepped on your bosses foot would you apologize?

If I was part of a militant group that spouted death to jews, I'd fire up the gas chamber and stomp harder.

Only if he paid me enough, otherwise that step would have been intentional. Jews wouldn't know either way.

(((they))) kind of have trust issues at this point and I don't blame em.

...

SHUT IT DOWN

lol, isis never talks about jews, they dont attack jews, they're not attacking israel

you dumb fucking goy

"DEATH TO AMERIKA DEATH TO ISREALLE"

SORRY.

Muslims as a whole hate jews and ISIS is an islamic group.

ISIS is more about fighting for their specific religious sect in practice.
I would wager anything they say against Israel is for the media here to pick up on and use as an excuse for military spending and presence in the region.

When was the last time ISIS hit jewish targets?

(((moslems))) had 1400 years to genocide the jews, did they do it?

don't make me fucking laugh

Muslims are physically weak and as dumb as rocks.

Shit, I just realized this could be used as an excuse to literally fund ISIS.
>See? They don't want to attack jews, they're peaceful and are clearly just trying to remove a dictator from power!

2001 to be precise

ok mohammed, if you say so

>Muslims as a whole hate jews

Sure plenty of muslims hate Israel in the middle east due to the Gaza situation, but it's not as all-encompassing as you might think.

Remember almost all western media is run by jews for the purpose of telling people what to think.

ISIS did not exist in 2001.

PURE COINCIDENCE FELLOW ARYANS

JewSA and Israel fund ISIS so they can go fuck up and destabilize countries that surround Israel.

What?
Muslims are the ones that say they're peaceful and that ISIS isn't islamic.
For an english teacher you sure are retarded.

When was the last time Indonesia threatened Israel?

For an example.

>Wife should obey husband
>Death for adultery
Implying these are bad things.

This is it. Those countries will never be the same again. They are on Syria now. The only country they won't mess with is Saudi Arabia because they back the US petro dollar.
And oil is the only thing of value that backs American currency at this point.

I don't really want to hate Israel and every jew, but you filthy kikes are making it really difficult for me.

Hey Mohammed, do you want to come over to Germany? We will give you free housing and you can bring your child-wifes legally.

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the sliding is unreal

>20 minutes since previous post
No, just a dead thread.

hmmmm

BUMP
JIDF is sliding this thread

Really tickles your pickles, doesn't it?

wtf i hate ISIS now

OY VEY HOW CAN YOU SAY THIS ABOUT ISRAEL??? I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT YOU ARE SAYING! THE 600 GORILLION MUST BE REMEMBERED... YOU ARE SICK.

So Jews are dirty and use tricks?

in other news the sky is blue and water is wet

This one escaped

This has thaught me that Bangladesh has the highest rate of gay muslims

heh

>(((ISIS)))
Kek. Best timeline.

Mossad is getting reckless huh?

>ISIS militia on our border fires at our soldiers
>We blow them up in response
>They panic and apologize

This is supposed to be proof of something?

Goyim cannot understand.

>Russian owned independet

>21st century wire

Straight Fucking Propaganda

is that Jason Ditz of Antiwar, ,Russia insider or huffington post?

all fuckign propaganda again

Start fucking providing links to your sources or STFU

no, this is part of a bigger plan which obviously a goy doesn't have the capacity to comprehend

Really makes you think

Well keep at it, chaim

B-B-BUT WE NEED ZIONISM/ISLAM TO COMBAT ISLAM/ZIONISM

this, the feeble goyim mind doesn't know how scary the Israeli military is to the muslims

Only Iran hates Israel.

this is my favorite user now

Algeria too

Any egypt

Honestly guys, this really tickles my noggin

based jew

I'm with this oven charm. ISIS is known for apologizing to their accidental targets after all.

WE'RE GOING TO BOMB THE SHIT OUT OF THEM.... oh wait

Hmm...

>Former Mossad director on Israel helping al-Qaeda in Syria
youtube.com/watch?v=l2Z5LFDyaRg

Oy Vey! Dey betteh apologize! It was annudah shoah! Now kill da goyim! Oyyyy!

Oy! Oy! Oy! Can't let your slaves turn on you like that!

2 months ago
>independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/benjamin-netanyahu-israel-plane-indonesia-airspace-two-hour-detour-avoid-australia-flight-a7592696.html

as a Sunni muslim living in a country with 200 million other Sunnis, hating Israel (Jews) and the West is long and gone, now it's all about hating Iran (Shiite), Russia, Assad (Syria) and China.
Sunnis are truly the goodest goy.

adding that, the current Indonesian government is pretty close with China, Iran and Russia while the radical Sunnis hate them all including the government.

Hate doesn't prevent you from cooperating against a common enemy. Factions that fight each other in one theatre might find themselves on the "same side" in another theatre.
What if muslims offered to help you getting rid of the Jews? Or Jews offering to help you getting rid of muslims?

Why are you fags hating on China and Russians? Russians are pouring money to keep their muslims happy and chinks stand solidly with their han converts as long as they put China first.

Or for an example, cooperating with communists to resist western capitalists.

couldnt be more obvious that isis is jewish now.

Chinese are using flamethrowers to get rid of muslims. They are not really that soft of a target that rest of the world are for islamization.

Those were armed fighters in a cave. Pretty badass nonetheless, but it's not like they really go out of their way to fuck with them unless they're Uighur. And that's more about keeping their population under the Chinese boot rather than strictly about their religion.

Tbh famalam I don't hate anyone except for Shitites. Even Russians and Chinese are ok to me.

I used to hate Jews but since I read more about the war in Syria my whole perspective has changed. Israel is based. Sunni-Jew alliance when?

Based Israeli's are my second favorite Sup Forumssters after actual Japanese posters (not LARPing Westerners.)

Best

1. Non-LARPing Japanons
2. Actual Greatest Ally Israelis
3. Virtuoso Australian shitposters
4. Germans with an efficient sense of humor

Worst

3. European Muslim Apologists
2. Leftard American Trolls
1. Average Leafs

Wow, really opens my portals

Leafs are the fucking worst.