Brit/pol/ - Hampton Court Edition

Today’s Articles

> Conservatives resurge as Scots shun new referendum on independence uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-scotland-idUKKBN17U0QR

> UK government says Scottish Brexit proposal could disrupt trade
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-scotland-idUKKBN17U1JK

> EU Mulls Starting U.K. Trade Talks Before Fixing Brexit Bill
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-04-28/eu-mulls-starting-u-k-trade-talks-before-fixing-brexit-bill-sum

> Whitehall terror alert suspect named as Khalid Mohamed Omar Ali
news.sky.com/story/whitehall-terror-alert-suspect-named-as-khalid-mohamed-omar-ali-10854354

> FT: Wales steels itself for a shock as Labour’s heartland turns blue
archive.fo/lPsJH

> FT: Police ‘foil terror plot’ after raids in north London and Kent
archive.fo/2r6ov

> FT: UKIP to contest hundreds of seats, says Paul Nuttall
archive.fo/ET50x

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youtube.com/watch?v=CX9wkYMnJDQ
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4456242/Ex-Louis-Vuitton-worker-filmed-buying-petrol-burn-body.html
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To the Norwegian joking about rape, it's not fucking funny.

Kaya

PRITI

Post her feet pls.

SMELL MY CHEESE YOU MOTHER!

What's the most redpilled party then?

>Cuckservatives
>Cuckbyn
>Liberal Democucks
>Cukreens

how do we solve this problem?

There you go.

>tfw watching This Week
>mfw that interview with Giles Fraser

Holy shit he is a moron

There aren't many decent shots

Hampton court is a shambles

The guy that thought Dianne Abbott was Green Party just won £10K

Ban democracy when?

>stockings
Muh fetish.
Thanks lad.

news.sky.com/story/active-plot-foiled-in-london-anti-terror-raid-10853903

>der was nuffin out of de ordinry bout dis family
>dey dindu nuffin tbqh they was just normal people

This is how the white people that couldn't afford to White Flight the fuck out talk now. Watch the lady in the first video. Living next door to Somalians has become normalised now.

>mfw when Starkey was right

You forgot about the digital economy act;
arstechnica.co.uk/tech-policy/2017/04/digital-economy-act-2017-gets-royal-assent-and-is-now-law/

>drink two bottles of wine
>fall asleep at desk
>wake up 4 hours later
>sat bolt upright
>not sure if was actually asleep
Spooky desu

Meeting a mid 30s lass from tinder for some hanky panky later on lads. Huge tits but an absolute mummy. Bricking myself tbqh

But the jew was right about pensions on QT last night

Did someone mention the black goddess?

gl lad

>DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT ME FOR ENGLAND?

>GO BACK TO WHERE YA CAME FROM ABDUL.

>YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS BEING HERE.

>I'M FROM LONDON M8. ANGLO SAXON ENGLISH.

>IF I ATTACKED YA M8, YOU'D BE LYING ON THE FLOOR BLEEDING LIKE A FUCKING STUCK PIG.

youtube.com/watch?v=CX9wkYMnJDQ

>Don't get your Hampton Court.

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Have a nice ejaculation.

Post pics

>She said a woman was "screaming really loud" and described her neighbours as a "standard Muslim couple" of whom she "never suspected anything at all".

good goyim, race mixing is normal, living next door to burqa clad somalian terrorists is just part and parcel of living in a modern, thriving metropolis

Diane Abbot is lying naked on your bed with her legs open inviting you to fill her gap.

You notice the contrast of the pink against the brown.

There is no possible way anyone will find out.

Her tits actually look massive the way she's laying there on her back, gesturing you towards her with one finger.

Do you do it?

Why do you think I care?

BNP

Are Americans welcome in this thread?

>taking cuckbyns sloppy seconds
disgusting

Your future

No. You're not even welcome on your own continent.

kek I remember this

tbf a terrorist wouldn't make it obvious he is one and taqiya says to gain infidels trust by being nice. It is not really the neighbours fault if they actually gud boys who dindu nuffin

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>sipping some fine wine makes someone degenerate

Is it John Terry's mum pretending to be a 30yr old?

>Have four bottles of wine.
>Get loud and lairy
>Cheer the fall of 9/11 towers
>Get thrown out of an English pub by an Australian
>Wake up in south London with a broken foot.
Not Spooky at all considering.

Reminds me of this.

thinking about moving to Estonia desu. Sounds comfy, cheap, good internet. Most of the people speak english.

Empty country a bit like Finland.

Don't know what id do to make a living. Maybe work in IT or I guess Forestry.

I downloaded tinder and have been swiping right all day today and yesterday, with a wide age range and big search area, still no matches. Feeling pretty down about it tbqh.

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I'll add it.

Sounds comfy.

She is very smug

Blacking out like that can't be good though. Not when drinking alone.

Is she wearing the gold in her hair and younger, or is she the darker Harambe Diane?

What happened national front!

>>drink two bottles of wine
Fucking lightweight.

Be careful of the Baltics, plenty of posturing against Russia.

I know a couple of you lads are from the Uni of essex, so just thought I'd post in this thread to say we voted to leave the NUS!

Good stuff

Loud and leary drunks are the worst kind desu.

Good luck when that gout kicks in, kiddo.

if you want to live in a cheap poor place full of alcoholics just move to scotland

DARE TO DREAM
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Bangor Uni has a vote coming up on leaving the NUS.

At least we have a continent.

Now that article 50's been submitted is this still viable? Won't you need a bunch of work visas?

Getting hammered lads

>tfw Kent union is one of the most corrupt in the UK
>we're never leaving NUS

post your willy m8

Are you at the pub?

Not really. I think a drunk who gets violent and rapes women would be much worse.

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>another terrorist plot foiled

Why bother resetting the clock?

VOTE LABOUR

We're still part of the EU.

>its 5PM
Nice.

>voting

I'd sip her wine, and by that I mean let her take a big hot slash in my mouth

*teleports behind your fleet perpendicularly*

Is the bloke who went to the guardians of the galaxy double bill last night at the cinema still here?

Just be yourself user.

Just imagine if Paul Nuttall won the snap Election lads.

I like you, It's the first thing I think of when I hear Hampton Court too

Even though the EU Referendum went in our favour can we agree that direct democracy is a bad thing considering how spesh most voters are?

Yes, today. No point moving your life to Estonia if you could be evicted in a couple of years time.

Have you been there on holiday before?

Nah, whatever creates the most incentives for rulers to give net benefits to citizens rather then groups of elites is a good thing.

Referendums do that.

No. Oh, okay.

>drink eight bottles of wine
>wake up next to my hot flatmate Vicky in her bed
>she says it was my idea
>tell her I'm MGTOW, how many fucking times do I need to say it, woman?
>go cry in my room because I can't remember anything and my willy hurts

>NHS budget increases every year or at least stays the same
>MUH CUTS

Can anyone explain this one?

How does more/the same money = cut?

P-Heezy dropping the redpill

>Autist victory over Oxford SJW

Does Sup Forums ever stop winning?

Seriously glad they took this shit back and retracted the comment. That said, their reasoning is fucking stupid. They could have taken it back because they realised it was a load of bollocks and that lack of eye-contact does not make someone a racist.
But no, they only took it back after being harrassed online for 'offending' a certain group, like the pussies they are.

>implying you don't wish you were an island

I hope you were married to this Vicky lad, sex before marriage is a sin.

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It depends on what they do regarding foreign nationals. I don't imagine they'd just deport everyone.

Everyone's descended from a rape victim/rapist. if not from one 100 years ago, then from one 3000 years ago. Get over yourself.

This is glorious.

BECAUSE EVIL TORIES

>muh model minority
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4456242/Ex-Louis-Vuitton-worker-filmed-buying-petrol-burn-body.html

Didn't mean to reply to you.

Imagine a company where wages were decided by the bottom rung workers, it's fucking retarded.

Who else here completely black pilled and has given up on saving the country?

Penicillin
At least you woke up next to someone attractive. It could have been your mum!

nope.

I mean I would probably before making a decision to move there.

yeah in a couple of years maybe. I feel like it wouldnt be hard to get a job and keep it when Britain leaves since from what I can tell from their government sites is that they want people to immigrate there. But who knows.

I demand reparations.