#FyreFestival General

Is Ja Rule /Our Guy/

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no way

fake and gay just like his festival

Imagine being this retarded. This is almost as bad as giving your life savings to Bernie.

This
Gake n fay

poor kids. just wanted to do something fun and impulsive. got ripped off by a nog and joo instead.

I need some answers that Ja Rule might not have right now.

Absolutely not our fucking problem.

>Ja Rule

Is it 2002 again?

can someone tell me what Ja thinks?

WHERE'S JA

People are saying the cheapest tickets were $450, but there's no way that could include round trip airfare.

Do people really have so little common sense?

This is the Bernie generation, here. Max out the credit card and use that student loan money so a Jew can buy a sixth vacation home.

Makes me wonder if Sup Forums couldn't organize a similar scam. All you'd have to do is get some people to shill it as a pro-refugee event out in fuckin, I don't know, Juarez Mexico or something, and then hint that the money is going to benefit the fence-jumpers.

And Blink 182! I can't wait for those Matrix sequels!

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This was kind of funny the first time it was posted, but of course, autists have to keep posting it to beat the joke into the ground.

lmao

>twitter
>vastly more than 144 characters

At least put some effort into this

Twitlonger is a thing

The airfare that was included was only a thirty minute flight from Miami. I get free flights to and from Las Vegas all the time just for staying the whole week-end at a casino.

>140char

I say lower the price down, but offer exactly the same accommodations. Make it sort of a survivalist holiday.

MAXIMUM DAMAGE CONTROL ENGAGE

Pretty long for a tweet, budski.

the fucking ballpit hhahahahaha

If you booked the flights in advance then it can cost just a couple hundred dollars for roundtrip tickets from one state to another, this was a short flight to the Bahamas from Florida so probably not a substantial cost to it.

>not going to based #WakeFestival

I've seen that posted all over as being a legitimate picture. Everyone from Drudge to the Telegraph has been reposting our bullshit.
>feral dogs
>people beaten and pulled from tents
lmao
You'd think they would have learned their lesson with the "Russian Dossier", but no, they never learn

Who give a fuck. fuck all these faggots for even going

Is the hardship that Ja Rule has spent the past 15 years in refugee countries and now he's subjecting 1st worlders to his trash?

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Welcome aboard the Ja-Ruse Cruise, where refunds are a thing of the past. Next stop, bankruptcy.

Do these faggots even 'burning man'?
Though it is going to shit now.

>#norefunds
This stupid nigger's going to get sued to hell and back.

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Ticks were'nt public you morons

It's a giant social experiment using actors

I sense a law suit.

Sales of Trades and Goods Act 1994

good

How come no one ever added the ballpit to a Hillary campaign stop photo?

Major publications need to hire meme consultants to fact-check these types of stories. Like someone whose job it is to read the draft of an article as say "Nope, that source is just Sup Forums trolling. Nope, this source is just post-modern meta shitposting."

>Hassle free

Tip top kek

QUIT TRYING TO DIVIDE Sup Forums

>IF ITS GOING TO BE Sup Forums LEVEL SHITPOSTING, THEN ADD FLAGS ON Sup Forums

NO NEW BOARDS
FUCK THE MODS

QUIT TRYING TO DIVIDE Sup Forums

>IF ITS GOING TO BE Sup Forums LEVEL SHITPOSTING, THEN ADD FLAGS ON Sup Forums

NO NEW BOARDS
FUCK THE MODS

QUIT TRYING TO DIVIDE Sup Forums

>IF ITS GOING TO BE Sup Forums LEVEL SHITPOSTING, THEN ADD FLAGS ON Sup Forums

NO NEW BOARDS
FUCK THE MODS

QUIT TRYING TO DIVIDE Sup Forums

>IF ITS GOING TO BE Sup Forums LEVEL SHITPOSTING, THEN ADD FLAGS ON Sup Forums

NO NEW BOARDS
FUCK THE MODS

If the festival wasn't fake, that kid would still be broke, alone, and fucking stupid.

i googled the drowning drunk pigs and got this

Was that the stated goal, the original goal, or the unintended goal?

So I've got experience in events and festivals. How do I make a quick buck like Ja Rule?

Tickets weren't all inclusive at the festival. He would have had to pay for food, booze, and any other incidentals.

He would have actually been worse off if the festival had gone off without a hitch.

A valuable lesson, maybe he will learn from this and become a better man. He still has many years to come and its best to learn the value of the dollar when you're young.

even they know she's garbage

>cetacean swimming wither other cetaceans.
Why is this news?

>He would have actually been worse off if the festival had gone off without a hitch.

Plus at least now he has a valid excuse for not getting laid while there - because the only people having sex was the girl getting raped by the locals in the medical tent.

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did anyone make a video repository for meme exploitation already?
I was about to grab one but it got deleted

you gotta save these things. this fyre fest and dashcon were the same type and level of cringe coming from people Sup Forums hates. hrc wasn't ballpit worthy.

>send help
Why don't you call the embassy you dumb whore. What is a reporter with a tweeter gonna do? Jesus christ, these people are useless.

WE NEED A HERO TO SAVE THEM FROM THAT ISLAND!

is that o on top the wake mean woke?

That poor kid is probably dazed and dehydrated mumbling to himself 'this is reddit...this is memes...'

not ourguy faggot...he is an honorary jew after that trick he pulled

Is that true or a Sup Forums meme-ruse?

If Kendall Jenner wasn't there then Ja Rule is just a nigger monkey harassing middle class white kids.

Pull this shit on actual celebrities and then I'll pay attention.

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What did I miss?

Can someone explain what the Frye Festival was supposed to be?

What did it end up being?

Where was it?

When?

etc

>PLEASE SEND HELP

IT'S ALREADY TOO LATE

>raped
I'm sure that story was a fabrication one way or another.

Business Insider might send out a rescue mission

what about people who traveled from further away?

They still had to pay to get to/from Florida

they were public moron I tried to see last night if I could buy tickets

>Makes me wonder if Sup Forums couldn't organize a similar scam.

pic related ...

waiting on the death / missing count

It parrelels everything retarded illegal refugees have to have, paying thousands of dollars to go to another country and then having to live in tents with shit food and crime everywhere and no way to go back to where you came from or to where your going, trapped in a nation that you dont belong in

vanityfair.com/style/2017/04/bella-hadid-emily-ratajkowski-fyre-festival-exumas-bahamas

It's legit. Rich millennials got scammed by Instagram models

>That will make jaws Drop! Whale swims with sharks!

So it was like the Sandy Hook shooting of music festivals?

You wait till the next gamergate type thing happens. There were plenty of people scamming people on Sup Forums. I lost count how many kickstarters and gofund mes were about outing the leftist aganda.

heartily guffawed IRL

guys. pretty sad about that fyre festival. but have you seen this new festival. pretty expensive tickets but its presented by Twista so it must be legit.

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

WTF is this festival shit? Can I get a quick rundown.

This bitch's twitter is actually hilarious. I thought she was an user trolling, but she isn't. She's just hilarious over the top with everything. (Like where she claimed to be locked in the airport with "no air.")

how do you even fuckup this badly

Some dumb trust fund kiddies got tricked into paying thousands of dollars to go to some festival in the Bahamas. It was a total scam and now they are stuck there getting mugged a shit by locals

Why havent they been massively sued yet?

>ball pit from tumblrcon

Christ alive this is hilarious

If that was the only toilet there would've definitely been some DESIGNATED shitting beaches if the show went on

because they did nothing wrong

>sueing foreigners

Basically a few people got in contact with ja rule and they were advertising a large concert set over a few days. A few bands and other music talents were advertised. Some tickets though were like ten thousand a day.

However when they all got there turns out there wont be any musical talent, the "security" is corrupt as fuck and they are staying in tents and eating cheese and bread for dinner. Even worse is the airports are locked down.

Fijis is too good of an island bro, try something like off the coast of Alabama

>getting mugged a shit by locals

No they're not. You're just parroting bullshit anons made up last night.

>(Like where she claimed to be locked in the airport with "no air.")

"Air" is short for air conditioning you retard

It's been half a day. If you don't think they're already on the phone to daddy's lawyer, I don't know what to tell you.

What happened to her, anyways?

Festival in the Bahamas turned out to be a scam. You were promised a luxury vacation and gourmet food but you end up with disaster relief tents and cheese sandwiches. You're provided with the bare minimum needed to support life. It's been cancelled now, didn't even really start, that's just how fucking bad it was when the people arrived there and realized they were had.

she's no longer with us

rich kids paid $10,000 on a random island of a country that they didn't look up the demographics of

Rape and suicide

what's this about?

>rich yuppies get gulag'd
Ja Rule is /our comrade/

This is literally my job.