Croatia = best country

This is why Croatia is one of the best countries in Europe if not in the world:

>money and high purchasing power
>birthplace of famous inventor
>was a solid empire in middle ages
>gay rights
>already spend 100 of millions of dollars on importing Polish technology to more easily compete with Western Europe
>some people ride bikes to work
>praised by Nietzsche for its peoples musical achievements in Ecce Homos
>hs produkt vhs 2
>strong and predictable economy
>importing cars from Portugal
>white & European
>invented the necktie so you can look like a gentleman and not like a chino faggot
>almost every family has a car and a PC with internet
>low unemployment
>strategical partnership with Argentina until 2050
>implementing unemployment plan from Greece
>exporting to Serbia and Bosnia
>army uses homemade tanks
>industry based on exports and not on imports
>people wear modern clothes
>most people have smartphones

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You forgot the Ustasha.

btfo'd in 2006

haters...

why do eastern european women dress like groupies from 80's hair band videos?

half of these things are things that happened in the past and irrelevant
most of the other things arent really relevant either
i bet most people in nigeria have smart phones nowadays
ye croatia is fine, but in many ways, also shit
then again, where isnt

Tesla was a Serb, senpai.

Not now you faggot, a literal nig nog won miss universe. You just want to be laughed at.

>i bet most people in nigeria have smart phones nowadays

no they dont, I know for a FACT that at least 70% of Croatians have smartphones. Dont know what the percentage is in your country, but I doubt its that high.

>fag rights

OP IS ALWAYS A FAGGOT

and zero mudslimes!

In belgium almost everyone has 1-3 phones (private, work)

OP stop lying,

people are literally running away to Ireland.

the reason the unemployment is low because there are less people

and those are actually estimates since the bloody goverment doesn't actually know how many people are actually unemployed

I bet that girl isn't even living in Croatia but is a westerner watching a world cup game with a soccer jersey her nona/baba bought her taking the 1 month out of every 4 years to pretend to be Croatian or know anything about the country.

t. diaspora

it's a pasta m8

Literally every Croatian thinks music hit an apex and died with Guns N Roses.

>gay rights

stop trying, you're yugo-shit like all the others.

>muslims jokes

yes but I travel 4 times a year and when I come to your country peasants hunger for that frist world money.

wow, which car? even I didn't know that.

I think that in prosinac 2016 the unemployment dropped because people left the country in big numbers
This
Even the song he requested for his funeral was "Tamo daleko" i think
This too

OP is a faggot
Dont trust him
Croatia is a shithole, stay away

I'm fucking one of your women with my Albanian cock, how does that make you feel?

Croatians are the only civilised people from east Europe i've ever met.

>polish technology

please explain

Try again

we're fucking albanian prostitutes too, i heard they sell themselves for a sandwich in greece

Norway, Straya - oil Jews
Ireland, Lichtenstein- skewed by tax haven money

The number 1 question on everybody's mind, What's the AoC?

his literal quote.

A girl's gotta eat

I used to spit out the anti serb rhetoric being Croatian diaspora but looking at the conflicts result from an outsiders view and living in a Jew nation I now understand Serbia is the smartest nation on the planet simply because they never ever ever admit fault for anything bad they did or war crimes they did. If they did or not isn't an argument but they understand the moment they do the "right" thing, opportunist Jews will try to hammer guilt out of them and try to get reparations from them.

Croatians kinda do this with Jasenovac where they don't talk about it and pretend it doesn't happen. Believe me, I have met Jews here that swear they will make Croatia pay one day for that.

>cro_girl_ugly_clothes.jpg

that's your soccer's team uniform dumb dumb

Chill out like 9 levels. HVT is in the middle of a 9 year economic depression. Macedonia is fighting for its democracy against "little green men" who are trying to break up Georgia, Ukraine, Albania and Moldova. Balkans has enough problems without astroturfing faggots shitting up Sup Forums on Friday.

If you want to play off some ethnic pride, support your local culture clubs and church. Spend time doing productive non profit work with your ethnic group. That is the one thing the Jews do right, they promote the fuck out of their good community deeds to offset the local cucks & scrubtards.

Real croatian knows the meaning of salo and humility.

OP is sage. Girl is a 3/10. OP left out Julius Caesar was Dalmatian as was Tito, the man who killed Stalin.

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kek

>>gay rights
You lost me there

we don't have gay rights, that's just plain nonsense

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Zagreb neo colony of Austria.
No more free medical care for under 18teen.
All universitis are free but books are too expensive.
Kolinda.
New military service for all kids.
No works and 50ty years old father of 2 have to take a pizza guy job 'cause no money.

Fuck you Soros and your fucking money.

I know this is why I listen to magazin everyday

Ah, yeah, also,
>Sold all factorys and companys to jews
>Pliva
>Ledo

>I know this is why I listen to magazin everyday

lol how?

how what?

Croatia is just a province clung to the dying ruins of Rome.

Croats are pretty based though.

wtf I love Croatia now

Can't forget
>Catholic nation

also Nazis, during WW2 literally all of the Gypsies "magically disappeared"

>how what?

how did you end up listening to magazin?

Fuck Croatia

I got robbed of hundreds in strip club there

Beautiful country and nice people apart from that though

Stop posting this ..

Oh yes, I don't really know. They have their stuff at google play music so I usually hear it from there but how I actually came to know Magazin I don't recall.

> has the hottest president of all time

Serbs are better because they remove kebab

croats did it too

What's the difference between a croat and a serb? Are they the same country with different nicknames or something?

that's the best part you dumb lard

Zagreb is a great city, I went there and loved it

Then I went to Split, which I didn't like so much - just a bunch of Roman ruins

But to be fair I didn't spend an evening in Split, so I never got to experience the nightlife. The nightlife in Zagreb was awesome though - I went out in the old town in the north of the city, and also we went out in the west of the city one night, which was cool as well.

Remove gypsies! Remove kebab!

hgdfhghdhsrjth

where is the webm of Crokop getting knocked out with a headkick by that brazilian?

Croatia's Roman Catholic, Serbia is Orthodox. Croatia isn't pro Russian while Serbia is.

sure thing

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Zadar is better. Their Happening night spot is the old island part of town where they used to defend themselves from invading barbarians. You can get lost in that part of town it's pretty cool.

>already spend 100 of millions of dollars on importing Polish technology to more easily compete with Western Europe

What Polish technology?

What is inbreeding and too much sun. I've seen it first hand. My dad was raised in a village of 30 people. Everyone looks inbred.

Can confirm, work with a good few croats, cool dudes

Gabriel Gonzaga vs Crop Copyoutube.com/watch?v=3cdO0F7Gyag

I managed to fuck up the link

In the 90s they allied with kebab

Me no likey

B8 post but

>gay rights

Lost me there, faggotron. Good luck with Muslims overrunning you.

Buying power... ahahaha this cuck has no clue of monwtary system being a scam either...

Gotta love that strategic partnership with Argentina.

Thanks for this comfy as always thread, OP.