Brit/pol/ - Teacakes & Anime Edition

> Conservatives resurge as Scots shun new referendum on independence uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-scotland-idUKKBN17U0QR

> UK government says Scottish Brexit proposal could disrupt trade
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-scotland-idUKKBN17U1JK

> EU Mulls Starting U.K. Trade Talks Before Fixing Brexit Bill
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-04-28/eu-mulls-starting-u-k-trade-talks-before-fixing-brexit-bill-sum

> Whitehall terror alert suspect named as Khalid Mohamed Omar Ali
news.sky.com/story/whitehall-terror-alert-suspect-named-as-khalid-mohamed-omar-ali-10854354

> FT: Wales steels itself for a shock as Labour’s heartland turns blue
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> FT: Police ‘foil terror plot’ after raids in north London and Kent
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> FT: UKIP to contest hundreds of seats, says Paul Nuttall
archive.fo/ET50x

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first for america

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Anime is gay and has no place in Britain

hello

Any Lincolnshire or Staffordshire lads in?

DO NOT BELIEVE THE POLLS

>wtf I just signed up for Tory membership and have moved to Sheffield and have brought chloroform to kill her 57 yo husband so I can get with her now, lads

Have I gone too far?

You don't want the best chefs?
The best musicians?
The best Bodies to fuck?
The best footballers?

Everything in moderation lad.
>No to EU
>No to open Migration.

Start buying guns.

Fuck off out the country, you cartoon fapping degenerate.

Spending a friday night getting pissed with brit/pol/ lads what am i like

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>You don't want the best chefs?
Britons.

>The best musicians?
Britons.

>The best Bodies to fuck?
Britons.

>The best footballers?
Britons.

You objectively cannot refute me.

At least post good anime

How old is she?
Her hubby is 57?

I hate Tories but she gets my Majority

has anyone ever left Sup Forums? stupid question considering you're all here I suppose, but I want to stop coming here desu

> teacakes general.
C O M F Y

tunnocks teacakes desu

I love the contrast of cute Japanese cartoons with phrases like "pakis out"

A fucking lad obvs

>she gets my Majority

the comfiest desu

Ban all migration?
>You idiot

kawaii nige desu

>Good
>Anime

Pick one.

Yes.

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That's not dragon ball z.
That is the only respectable cartoon, and only if you watched it when you were 8 - 12.

YKTD left, though some say his ghost still roams the boards at night

Ban all immigration.
>stop loving pakis and mainlanders

Yes it's quite hypnotic

You are seriously a virgin NEET lad.

>Who hurt you?

She was 22 in 2015 and stood for Parliament whilst still at uni.

He's probably here every day. If not then I envy him.

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youtube.com/watch?v=q4afw0uzXpE

I want him back in politics, not cuck nuttall. He's not Chris Evans he's Enoch Powell.

>implying i must be a hurt virgin NEET because i want britain for britons
Who bought you?

>lost Scotland
>losing Wales
>middle class switching to Lib Dems
>Sikhs and Hindus going Tory

Do Labour have anything left, other than the coveted inner-city Muslim-ridden shithole constituencies?

kek he's definitely here everyday, maybe i'm him, maybe you are

Well I'd canvas her Front Door.

He is in politics, just not regional/parliamentary stuff, which is wise IMO. As great as it would be to have him as PM, it won't ever happen.

Ajh yes

The Tories

Yes they'll protect your personal freedom and liberties alright

We're all him.

yeah

>lads wtf I just hid the old cunts body in the car park bins outside mackey deez

Any Sheffield fags know where she lives?

She's not even good looking.

So you'd literally kick out all non-britons?

How? 1 generation , 2 generation 3 generation?
What about your scientists? Kick out all the non-Britons yeah.

You must be 14-15 surely. In Mummy's comfy house eating Tendies?
>Did Jamal go out with your Waifu?

Mate, she's pretty nasty. Look at that butter face.

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Have you seen:
>Our Women
>Our Politician women.

Yeah, I know.

Imagine that sucking your knob.

>mfw James Cleverly's twitter feed

Civic get out.

I swear down, I'd give her a right 3 line whip.
>Who's been a naughty MP.
>Hmmm

I would slide a ham slice under her backdoor if you know what I mean

I'd happily kick out all non-Britons yes. Doesn't matter how many generations they've been here for, they're not British. What does science matter to us if "us" will no longer exist in a hundred years to make use of it?

Stop liking foreigners.

What are you going to do, genetic test everyone? Lad, if you took one bloke from Yorkshire and one from plymouth, you'll get large variation. So who the fuck gets to stay or doesn't?

>lads how the fuck does a qt like this end up marrying a man who could be her dad?

Are you the hate fucker?
>Go on me son, She'd be easy to get with.
Like that John Terry mum everyone keeps posting.

Night lads, potato-kun needs his sleeps. Keep the general comfy, tunnocks teacakes senpai.

Holy fuck look at that chap

She looks like a half assed version of that chick you guys got that does the acting but that chick is a whole ass so half ass is better.

Old man fetish. And probably good for her career.

Pakis out! Waifus in!

Answer the question little boy.
>Or else i'll send Starkey round to give you a damn good teaching.

I'd marry an elderly old coot too if he was giving me enough money

We could've had it all
youtube.com/watch?v=jrH77D3fiuk

n-night potato-kun

youtube.com/watch?v=rrYnZ7ZxRe4

So who gets kicked out:
Anyone dark.
What about East European, French, or this man:

U wot m8?

Start with the easy ones.

>nonwhites out
>anybody on record as being an immigrant out

That's the majority of the job done. Beyond this point you're into fuzzy logic territory, but where exactly you draw the line isn't important because by now Britain is >95% British.

Now see, I understand the impossibility of the task I propose but I'm not really arguing for it. I'm arguing against user's notion that we need foreigners, because we don't need them at all.

Just have to be culturally british and you're good in my book

T-take care A-Anglo-senpai. Have a great day tomorrow.

I completely understood this.

Still waiting for the Schizos.
Night lad.

Kick him out for being a dirty bender.

>delete this

Also, wtf?
>that chick you guys got that does the acting but that chick is a whole ass so half ass is better.

Lads, I have £30 in my bank account. How can I get some non-usury cash pronto?

I'll refer you to this, because people are severely mistaking my point.

:(

Lost £95 at poker
Kept buying in and was pissed off at this absolute cunt witha fucking HUGE nose who just had aces in every fucking hand hes a total wanker

Thanks, I-I will obviously...

>but I want to stop coming here desu
W-why you say that senpai?

That's fine but say your world-leading multi-corp needs the best scientist in the world to live here.

You haven't thought this through lad; You can be anti-immigration and still not be a complete idiot,
Which you are.
>WEW

Get a job.

Has Starkey done anything recently? Miss him.

>Try and kick this man out.

>No it wasn't, it predates the Raj.

Korma, the word, is as ubiquitous as "stew".

Korma, as in what you would buy in a UK curry house, is not authentic Indian. Same goes for most curries. Unusually for such arrangements, the curry you get in the UK is better than you get in india. In fact we actually export curry TO India.

Please tell me you weren't playing online.

Compare the views in that video with the views straight after the war: 'we'll win as a great team', 'they're our kin and brothers'.

It's clear to me, they only said that because they were weaker than us, but as soon as they gained power they minced their own words like cowards.

Cowards and Brigands, the Americans are.

Welcome to the hotel california
Now get the fuck off my blog

That actually makes more sense:
>95% British.
Every year:
>The Migration draft.
>The 95 percent decide who to send out and who to keep.

It's simple really
Find your local drug dealer
Jump him
Never return
>profit?

>wtf I'm firebombing the post office now

Not a problem, he's on record as being part Turkish.