Pardon me my good man. I've forgotten my wallet. Can you lend me $5 please?

...

Sign this contract and repay me with $50 on this installment plan.

"Ahhh yes, a promisary note. I'm quitefamiliar with these. I agree to those terms with the addition of a few terms of my own I would appreciate you signing off on as well."

sure, but you will have to pay me back with a 25% interest.

you know how it is, right mr. goldstein?

Why of coarse! thank you for helping fund our local JJC as well sir. I love to play with my european - american friends there on weekends!

>terms of your own
Sorry, your loan application has been denied.

$5? What do you need $4 for?

sure thing, its right in here shlomo

...

When will this meme die? Jews are money hungry

"Why yes of course. I'll make you a deal. We will deduct it from your current rents. Also, for being such a good sport, instead of monies of $100 a month at 10% over 2 years, we will make it only $9 a month at a meager 15% for 3 years, for a valued tenant."

No, I can't let you borrow $10, Rabbi

I'll need to charge you 35% interest and an additional $2 surcharge for every day you go without full reimbursement, nose.

what 5 no please take 10 but I will need you to sign this document that you will pay me back in 3 payments of 6 dollars and put your house up as collateral

I would do this with a Jew. I wouldn't do this with a nig or chink or a cracker, even if he was my bro.

I don't have $15 on me

Can I borrow 3.50?

For what? Lend? What are my assurances this humble sum will be repaid as agreed? What if you don't repay the monies? Where shall I seek you? What recompense am I afforded?

*unholsters pistol*
*fires 12 times into center of mass*
*walks away*

>Pardon me my good man. I've forgotten my wallet. Can you lend me $5 please?
>It will only be $2.50, come now.
>A mere one dollar, who wouldn't give that to other people?
>Fifty cents is all I need!

ONE MONTH LATER

>HEY YOU GOY FUCK WHERE IS THE $50 I GAVE YOU ONE YEAR AGO? WITH INTEREST!

Yeah, sure. Just let me call my pimp, Jesus Christ.

20$ what are you insane?

Why do you want to borrow $2?

JCC*

Police, help! A madman is trying to rob me of my hard earned money!

psshh
nothing personnel

Is toilet paper not satisfactory goyim?

$5? I ain't got no tree fiddy!

"Yes Absolutely.
But I seem to have dropped my Bill fold into that shallow hole."

...

$5? What do you need $3 for? No, i don't have $1.50, sorry Rabbi

>$4?
>What do you need $3 for?
>You can't expect me to pay you $2 just because you asked!
>Somebody help! This man is trying to steal the last $1 to my name!"

Yep.
I'm not going to, but I most certainly can. yid.

למה אני צריך לראות את החרא הישן הזה על הבוקר

how about $5 TRILLION, my good sir?

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Trump tower

>HOW ABOUT A MILLION?
>No
>WHAT WAS THAT ANTISEMITE!? ARE YOU DENYING THE 6 MILLION?

To loan his friend $3. Juice starts immediately though and accrues daily.

...

>$4? What do you need $3 for?
>I'm not giving you $2! Go squander someone else's $1!
>You're hearing from my lawyer about that $5 you owe me!

/GIVE monopoly money

>למה אני צריך לראות את החרא הישן הזה על הבוקר
אוי ויי, תמורת 2 שקלים לא אפרסם את זה שוב עד מחר, בריבית של 10%.

Adora-kike.

Sounds like an unusual jew who isn't representative of all jews/

Partisan scum.

>I lend you $5
>I now owe you $50
>I've given you $55 and thanked you for it
This is actually how the jews run the federal reserve.

I only used 10:1 leverage. The Federal Jewserve might be somewhat tolerable if it were that low.

Have you guys read the about the Jew tax in Snopes?
They claim is false but at the end they describe exactly how it is a hidden tax but it doesn't matter because it's so minimal no one should care

איזה קוקסינל
רואים שאתה לא יהודי מקצועי
עכשיו אני פשוט לא אבוא לפה מחר וחסכתי שני שקלים

if that is how we actually ran the fed I'm pretty sure you wouldn't have had a clue about it

Nobody's forcing them to pay for kosher certification, you insurmountable retard.

>איזה קוקסינל
>רואים שאתה לא יהודי מקצועי
>עכשיו אני פשוט לא אבוא לפה מחר וחסכתי שני שקלים
אוי ויי, פרויקט בית הספר שלי התגלה. הגיע הזמן לעשות את היציאה שלי כמו שהם עושים עם הסחת דעת פשוטה ...COLUMBUS HIGH FOOTBALL RULES!!

I was in Times Square as a tourist one time. Hasidic Jew walks up to me and asks for a cigarette. I'm drunk and feeling generous so I give him one. Doesn't even thank me and walks away.

30 dollars!? What do you need 35 dollars for!?

Goldstein is german for "gold stone". It's a pretty alpha name if you remove all jewish connotations

No more alpha than being named John Mill because some ancestor or other milled grain so we could make bread and have food.

gold is cooler than flour

It has greater thermal conductivity, so being cooler would depend on recent storage conditions.

*tips fedora*

no but you dropped your inhaler
sage
/thread

$4? What do you need $0.50 for? Sorry but I think I misplaced my last $0.10 somewhere.

Writing looks like it's from fucking aliens

It's a case of Jews jewing Jews.

Google translate is your friend