Brit/pol/ - Bitty Edition

> Conservatives resurge as Scots shun new referendum on independence uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-scotland-idUKKBN17U0QR

> UK government says Scottish Brexit proposal could disrupt trade
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-scotland-idUKKBN17U1JK

> EU Mulls Starting U.K. Trade Talks Before Fixing Brexit Bill
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-04-28/eu-mulls-starting-u-k-trade-talks-before-fixing-brexit-bill-sum

> Whitehall terror alert suspect named as Khalid Mohamed Omar Ali
news.sky.com/story/whitehall-terror-alert-suspect-named-as-khalid-mohamed-omar-ali-10854354

> FT: Wales steels itself for a shock as Labour’s heartland turns blue
archive.fo/lPsJH

> FT: Police ‘foil terror plot’ after raids in north London and Kent
archive.fo/2r6ov

> FT: UKIP to contest hundreds of seats, says Paul Nuttall
archive.fo/ET50x

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uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-scotland-idUKKBN17U0QR
youtube.com/watch?v=NSvIgJUb8wo
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetic_history_of_the_Iberian_Peninsula#North_African_influence
unilad.co.uk/politics/heres-what-europeans-think-of-the-british-according-to-google/
telegraph.co.uk/science/2016/03/31/british-people-will-be-fattest-in-europe-by-2025/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_Internet_connection_speeds
youtube.com/watch?v=matwcGDzJaE
youtube.com/watch?v=yzTCUJhED0g
youtube.com/watch?v=ZBU3uAzRejs
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

>UKIP to contest hundreds of seats, says Paul Nuttall
Going to be sad when they're bankrupt and we just have 4 left wing parties. 5 in Jockland and Wales.

Is Norn Iron the only redpill?

what do Brits call these?

wtf I love daddy senpai now.

Microwavable Tomato cheesebread.

is that the islam-loving ho that's acting like your fwend?

a greggs sausage roll in sheep's clothing

Hi Where Are The Burger :DDDDD

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>>>I just didn't even bother to look, I was just shitposting.
>I was just pretending to be retarded

Do yourself and all the Brits a favor, mate. Stop posting and let someone with higher cognitive capacities take the lead, it will be more fun for us all.

Start buying guns.

>andalusian flag
>literally muslim green
THINGS

>"Disrobe yourself at once, young man. Or I will be forced to take punitive measures."

scaldy grabbers

>using continental grammar
They're grabbey scalders, you grab em first and then you get yur and burnt proper good and that.

>London Mayor
>Literally Muslim kang

THONGS


>Pic related

>Infanta Christina
Literally, the daughter of Christ
>HMS Scimitar
Literally, sand nigger CURVED SWORD!!

THUNGS

Things burger parents bring down to the basement as a snack for their little burger

Tunnocks teacakes desu

> Conservatives resurge as Scots shun new referendum on independence uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-scotland-idUKKBN17U0QR


>Nearly half of Scottish voters do not want another referendum on independence.

So, more than half of the Scots want an independence referendum but they label it as "nearly half DO NOT want int". Wtf?

Alright, lad, if you want to fucking tango, here we fucking go.

Your people, the Spaniards, the Iberians, they were occupied by Moors for not just years, not just decades, we're talking centuries here. That's hundreds of years. Now in this time these people had laws that said you were Kaffir, that they could do what they liked to you, they made the laws and they made you less than human. So these people raped your people, for hundreds of years. And you know what? You're the living proof of that. Look at your skin, lovely and tanned innit? Been on your holidays? No, that's just dozens of generations of conquest by the sword. They left a fucking genetic mark on your people that will be there forever. Sure, you can post your 100% white Basque qt and tell me I'm lying but deep down you know the 99% of your country that didn't hide in the mountains was raped like cattle. So unless you're from the Pyrenees borderlands you may as well fuck off right now, because you know every single word I'm typing is absolutely true. The reason you don't deserve Gibraltar isn't because it isn't rightfully yours, hell, look at it, it's literally connected to your country, it is 0.0000000000000 miles from you, no, the reason you can't have it is because you dirty fucking Moor descended subhuman mongrels don't deserve to tread where civilisation has been brought.

are you some kind of paki

that's almost half sure they don't want another referendum whereas a large amount of them are 'not sure/dont care' and won't vote

holy fucking shit your retarded

i dont even need to open the link but i guess it factors in undecideds

shit nigger you dumb

youtube.com/watch?v=NSvIgJUb8wo

>123301721

I don't know, the article is either misleading or badly worded. The headline says that nearly half shun the referendum. But the article says that 49% don't agree with the proposed timetable of the referendum, so which is it?. And ofc, the survey wasn't linked in the article.

>cant even reply properly
jesus christ kill yourself

Here's the kicker lad.

>Invaded by Muslims for hundreds of years
>Subjugated
>Humiliated

>Yet after so much time, the Iberian genes hanged on to life dearly and came back with then fury of a thousand suns, conquering Al-Andalus and half of the fucking planet.


In the meantime, Brits and Nordcucks in general have welcome their genocide in the spawn of 20 years and continue to do so. The few lucid ones among you chant about the superiority of your race while clinging into past endeavors to blind yourself for yet another pedophile Pakistani aid by police, yet another terrorist attack, yet another butter knife requisition and yet another politician in favor of Sharia law, which is already a thing in certain boroughs of London. And the most hilarious of all, you love a rock discovered by literal Moors, as if your own Mohamed genes were calling you to it once again.


20 years from now, Britain will be blacker than Spain. That, it ain't already which is not really that far out, considering the average legit moor rape baby has my skin tone.

dont tell people to kill themselves

its too much bullying lad

@123302486
he taking the piss of you, lad

Mummy

>on Sup Forums
>telling someone not to shitpost

You must be pretty new.
When did Spain get the internet, 2010?
I'm surprised your economy can even maintain the necessary infrastructure.

I remember when I was 10 and went to spain I remember visibly noticing how much poorer Spain was to the UK.

>bounced back
>because posterity works that way
You have nigger blood in you right now, I do not. It's that simple. You wanna argue about muh current year immigration then go ahead, the fact is we have no genetic scars, white people in Britain, the Netherlands, Scandinavia, we're still white, if you traced your family tree there'd be a lot more Muhammed in there than anywhere else in Europe.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetic_history_of_the_Iberian_Peninsula#North_African_influence

>10-12%

>tfw you realise realistic Corbyn supporters knew he was never going to win
>tfw you realise their plan was that Labour will get back into power inevitably, even if it takes another 10 or 15 years, and when it happens the Labour party will be a proper socialist party because of the direction it took under Corbyn
>tfw you realise that if Corbyn had taken over in 2010 the LibDems could have been in a position to become the opposition, but they got beaten back to hard in 2015 that Labour could nominate Corbyn and still know that even if he get slammed in the next election Labour will still at least be the number 2 party
>tfw you realise Britain will be hard left by 2035, thanks to the changes made by Chairman Corbyn

look who's talking... anglos are one of two wretched races, you and the kikes are one and the same in behaviour and wicked proportions... what they have in noses you have in crooked disfigured faces (hence wretched). ffs everyone knows youre ugly af... was this the reason uk lost the biggest memepire in a few years? who knows but dont pretend youre not filth lmao

It was the same for me when I went to Kos at age 6.
>tfw i could pretty much buy a meal with my 50p pocket money

You're just mad because the hole in your country is more relevant than your country

Atleast we granted our empire independence through benevolence rather than managed it so fucking poorly it fucked the economy forever like Spain.

...

>"This is a breast cancer event, so stand sideways so we can see some tit"

Why were there like 5 or 6 opinion polls in two days, and then nothing for a couple of days after?

>"Wop 'em Aht!"

I see alot of gloom and doom on here, and while its understandable, I wanted to find some positive stories. Realism has its place, but defeatism just leads to defeat! So here are some good happenings:
At least 350,000 people have registered to vote since the election was announced - most of them under 35!
The press - including the tabloids - have made a BIG story of Tory plans to raise National Insurance, VAT and abandon the pension triple lock (1) (2) (3 - warning Daily Mail link) Finally, some pressure on them. Its a good opportunity and Corbyn seized it by promising to keep the lock.
We're gunning with some populist policies that are going to appeal to many in the street. Its an interesting strategy and I think it will pay off. Its hard to outright distort such a policy and newspapers being negative makes them look very anti-worker.
Lets have our daily reminder of TORY ELECTION FRAUD.
All those extra members are converting to big volunteer numbers. Hard data is yet to materialise, but anecdotal evidence suggests we are beginning to get out in force. I’m volunteering for the first time and I know many that are the same. 500 turned out in Stoke for the final weekend of campaigning and that formed the basis of a strong resistance against a UKIP swing.
Door knockers, leaflet posters and stall runners will help covert policies which are genuinely popular with the electorate to votes. They are there to be won! Or if Corbyn(ism) is not your gig, getting the word out about the many great candidates we have and their local records. We always come off well against some airlifted in toff who supported the local incinerator that everyone hates (okay, thats just my area.)
Please share your good news, experiences and stories! Or if you are still miserable, pick some holes in what i've chosen, and we can have at it. G'wan * raises fists *.

>Autosomal DNA[edit]
>A 2007 European-wide study including Spanish Basques and Valencian Spaniards, found Iberian populations to cluster the furthest from other continental groups, implying that Iberia holds the most ancient European ancestry. In this study, the most prominent genetic >stratification in Europe was found to run from the north to the south-east, while another important axis of differentiation runs east-west across the continent. It also found, despite the differences, that all Europeans are closely related.[21]


From your own link. Kek.

>unilad.co.uk/politics/heres-what-europeans-think-of-the-british-according-to-google/
>telegraph.co.uk/science/2016/03/31/british-people-will-be-fattest-in-europe-by-2025/


Oy lad
We average similarly on internet connection speeds, so my infrastructure is as shitty as yours.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_Internet_connection_speeds

what the fuck, learn to structure your posts ffs, i gave up reading half way through

just back from the local co op lads

got fags and /sips/ since i was half way in a fucking coma after staying up most of the night without fags

youtube.com/watch?v=matwcGDzJaE

poast chewn slads

lol did you disregard the rest of the page?

>The highest level of North African ancestry (20%) was found in the Canary Islands while in the Iberian Peninsula it averaged 10–12%

>A similar 2014 study by Lazaridis et al. found an average African admixture of 14.8% (12.6% Mozabite and 2.2% Mbuti/Yoruba) in the Spanish population, confirming that gene flow from Sub-Saharan and North African populations has occurred in the Spanish sample.

>2015

Yeah, my connection was 50mb/s in 2015, now it's 150mb/s.
What's yours?

awryt wee man

youtube.com/watch?v=yzTCUJhED0g

When I watch a youtube video the grey bit that's already loaded moves faster than the dot now

That still means Basques and Valencians (I am from Valencia) are the most pure and white of all the European ethnicity. Which renders your point about some of Spain having 12% North African genes (Who also have been heavily mixed with French, Spanish and Berber genes) a bit meaningless, considering the current state of affairs in Britain.
>More pure European diaspora ARE BELONG TO US
>Touched by Romans
>Inspired by Greeks
>Incredible cuisine
>Top notch weather
>Beaches, Snow, Desert and Forests.


Jesus christ, feels good to be a Spaniard.

At 144p.

>20mbs in my house in the mountains (4g connection only) =50e
>300mbs in the city =30e


:^)

Italian pasty. (degenerate american)

Poor lad.

Speedtest then mate.

Alright lad I'll give you that, though I wouldn't say you conquered half the planet beyond language when the population of south america is mostly mongrels, they aren't really Spanish anymore

Are Aussies/Kiwis still British?

Prole poverty sustenance

I just had a look on google and apparently not

youtube.com/watch?v=ZBU3uAzRejs

when u do a hatespeech then you get backtraced

Kek

Currently posting from my Chalet in the mountains, lad. I just have 20mb here.

kek taht 's fucking sad

I'd fuck PM May in a heartbeat.

Type in New Zealanders into google too and see what comes up too

I'm sure you are mate, that's why it's still dark at this time.

>little burger

BANZAIRU

>Currently posting from my Chalet in the mountains, lad.

What are time zones

AHAHAHAHAHA IT'S FUCKING REAL

Internet in most rural parts of the UK is still dogshit.
Current government has a grants system where you can effectively use gov money to get a company to lay your own fibre optic or something but that does note for most rural people.

I still believe in the 2020 though. Godspeed tories.

LEWD
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Read the filename, it's an old picture from 2015. I am not going to post anything else because I don't like bragging, and I would be risking doxxing by Sup Forumss weaponized autism.

nice try you fucking poorfag

I am Puße's life

Missed you bby, where you been?

Fuck T May makes my Colonist cock rock hard. I'd make her beg for annexation.

Would literally donate myself to a MKULTRA scheme or be a false flag patsy for the globalists in return for having a go on that

Anyone else watching this points of view type thing about the BBC news complaints on breakfast?

Seems like loads of lefty cunts have been ringing in saying they are unfair to corbyn

>Seems like loads of lefty cunts have been ringing in saying they are unfair to corbyn

Facts and reasonable lines of questioning are often unfair to Labour.

>filenames are trustworthy

Don't be silly.

You haven't got a reputation here y'know, none of us have any reason to believe you.
Post a picture of your hand holding a sandwich ingredient in the pool or gtfo.

I wouldn't make her Brexit my bedchamber, that's for sure.

You're just mad your house hasn't been blessed by Pepe.

pure shite man, what a fuckin dobber

There was some footage of corbyn walking through a crowd of photographers and said "I don't know where I'm going", the guy was complaining that the reporters narration stopped and the audio faded in just for corbyns comment before immediately moving onto the next piece.

He said it was indicative of the constant mocking and sniping of his character by the BBC.

Jesus Christ mate clean your fucking spread

Looks like an abandoned crack house

Morning lads.

What do?

Stuff like that makes Corbyn look like a joke because people already think he is one. Not the BBC's fault if they accidentally catch him spazzing about on camera all the time.

>renaming an old holiday photo

Case in point.
Fulfill my desires or nobody will believe you.

LOL what the fuck?
Who's passing out on a train at 8am?

Real mummy hours
*latches*

cuck you self. Oh wait.

nod respectfully towards her

>Cleaning your pool during the winter
>Draining it and leaving it dry for 6 months so the little stones start to deteriorate

Alright, but I want you to post your turf in exchange. What say you?

I know. It's just interesting that they use that example.

Especially when in the months leading up to brexit literally every leading headline on BBC news was massively anti brexit.

Although they did later go on to mention how le pen is constantly referred to as "far right " by the BBC , but there has been no definition of what that actually means.

Anyone got the photo of tim farron drinking a pitcher of woo woo at the pub?

You're doing it wrong

How are things going across the pond? You guys hanging in there?

As a Leave supporter in spirit - I hope the Lib Dems and Labour will fail to handicap you guys in the upcoming negotiations.

I don't have a mobile phone and my camera is downstairs.
Also, why would I post something which could potentially show where I live?
I know that there are at least two faggots from my town around here.
It's bad enough that they know I own collies.
You just can't do it because you're really living in a 1 bedroom apartment on 5mb/sec in Madrid or some shit.

Like I said poorfag, even if you weren't larping.