500 word essay on post colonialism due in 12 hours

>500 word essay on post colonialism due in 12 hours
>haven't even started it yet

How fucked am I?

Just write "White people are genocidal maniacs" 100 times and you'll ace the test.

Serious answers only please

500 words should take an average person 20 minutes to draft, revise, and publish

Are you 13?

word essay on post colonialism due in 12 hours

why does this seem difficult to you? go watch Africa Addio or read that Chinua Achebe asshole

whats post colonialism

"White people are genocidal maniacs and the cause of all misery throughout history." Just keep shitting on white people and how Africa would have flying pyramids by now if white people stayed in Europe.

it's a classic troll thread...

>500 Words

This is what happens when the bulk of your writing is done in greentext format, you illiterate fuck.

Lazy asshole. Write a 1500 word essay and then edit it down.

You're super fucked because you think writing a two page paper is hard.

Man the fuck up.

I wrote 15,000 words yesterday alone.

I write 100,000 words every week and then edit it on the weekends.

Branch of cultural marxism

Think "islamophobia"

>500 word
>essay
are you 12? Fucking grow up. I can write 500 words with my eyes closed. That's just like an a4 page.

It's sunday in twelve hours and May 1st after that.
You're just trolling.

Intro: bla bla colonialism 1X40s to 1960s affected bla country and X continent.
Para 1: Middle east + Africa boarders bla bla native tribes and bla bla demographics bla bla war
Para 2: How XX countries are solving bla bla demographics clusterfuck because united nations fucked up boarders.
Para 3: Foreseeable future of bla bla country smiley and frowny faces go here.
Conclusion

500 words? This is kindergarten, right?

500 words is literally fucking nothing.

borders not boarders
>inb4 muh american education

lol 500 words.

I think I could do that in under 15mins

~Retard /pol lock

just write niggers will kill the earth

Seriously? 500 words? go fuck yourself. I'm writing a ten page essay on Existentialism and other philosophical Ideaologies, and I should have most of it done by tonight, even while shitposting and raising a child.

I wrote your paper for you:

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What low trash teacher makes you submit an essay on Sunday (your time) and especially at 500 words. That's some kind of weird probation officer task....

I write 600 word shitposts in minutes on here.

Guys I'm just REALLY worried, I don't even know where to start

This sounds hilariously easy. Most people in a situation like this have 2000 words to go and on a far harder subject like fucking tensile strength.

this

Righto hero

word essay

I used to write those during tests.

How's 9th grade treating you?

You can do it pretty easily really fast. Just first go through colonialism a bit, not too much since this is only 500 words, and then start rambling about how colonialism has affected different parts of the world economically, culturally etc. And there you go, you should reach 500 words pretty fast.
Out of curiosity, are you in high school?

its been awhile

base it on this
you are welcome

Kid's underaged. Ban him

...

Why don't you kill yourself instead

>tfw got a 50 word paper on Sup Forums pastas due tomorrow
Knew I shouldn't have procrastinated

Hey nice blog post, but I think you might be on the wrong website.

mygaylifeproblems.com should suit your needs.

Have fun!

>15000 word essay on essay composition due by Monday

>haven't even edited my 100000 words this weekend

Guys, am I fucked?

newfags detected

500 words is nothing, faggot.

IF one guy got in Stanford by writing black lives matter 100 times i see no reason why you wouldn't get 10 in your essay

you oughta take a break styx
shit will worn you out man

300 word haiku due in two weeks guys idk what I'm gonna do

Pretty good but didn't aztecs actually have better sanitation. People didn't really figure out how important hygiene and sanitation was for the preventation of diseases until the massive cholera in London in 19th century.