/PO/ BTFO

this is what happens when you stormfags don't have a computer to hide behind

Holy shit. Did he bludgeon him with his fedora?

Larp harder.

did anybody else read this ass a nigger assaulting a hipster

Aint you russians supposed to not be faggots ?

Hah I thought it was some pol fag at first but then it turned into some weird role play self insert wish fulfilment stuff

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>thattotallyhappened.png

Why you pick on /PO/?

And then his 10/10 super rich supermodel girlfriend appeared from nearby and gave me consent to have sex with her and the mayor gave me the key to the city!

>Ape
He shot a nigger ?

Kys

Are you dumb? Russians as a whole are the biggest antifas out there. It's not the same kind of faggot antifas as in West, but still.

Or an Irishman.

Cool story bro.

what did he mean by this?

I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconcious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That’s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench bressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my shit in 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a fucking umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight fucking frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didn’t weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Made the slut beg for my cum, but I didn’t give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didn’t say nothing, hopped back in the Lambo and went back home. Now I’m sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. It’s only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you faggots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures.

topkek irony, faggot.

>/po/
2ch.hk
And never come back please

*teleports behind you*
*unseathes my katana*

psssh nothing personnel, fascist

What a racist

story is so fake it makes all the """harassment""" brianna wu got look real

Did this rally happen?

>and then everyone clapped