THE JOKES ARE FALLING FLAT NOBODY KNOWS WHATS JOKE AND WHATS REAL
Asher Mitchell
“Whether we are black or brown or white, we all bleed the same red blood of patriots”: How President Donald J. Trump ended his campaign-style rally on his 100th day in office..
Says the man known to be a racist... known to hate black people. Jokes on you Donald
It is to my understanding after researching & cases settled out of court that they would not allow blacks to rent in their buildings back in the 80's ...
On her way to work one morning, down the path along side the lake. A tender-hearted woman saw a poor, half-frozen snake. His pretty colored skin had been all frosted with the dew. "Oh well," she cried, "I'll take you in and I'll take care of you." "Take me in, oh tender woman. Take me in, for heaven's sake. Take me in, oh tender woman," sighed the vicious snake.
She wrapped him all cozy in a curvature of silk. And then laid him by her fireside with some honey and some milk. Now she hurried home from work that night and soon as she arrived, She found that pretty snake she'd taken in and revived. "Take me in, oh tender woman. Take me in, for heaven's sake. Take me in, oh tender woman," sighed the vicious snake.
Now she clutched him to her bosom. "You're so beautiful," she cried. "But if I hadn't brought you in by now you would have died." She stroked his pretty skin again and then she kissed and held him tight. Instead of saying, "thank you," that snake gave her a vicious bite.
Parker Martinez
>no sam hyde
Nicholas Perry
>series finale of the WHCD >death camps PLEASE YES
>identity politics in the first minute This comedian will be a gold mine of cringe
Elijah Clark
OH MY GOD
Jackson White
This fucking guy is pretty funny desu senpai Hasan Minhaj
Gabriel Long
>That feel when no Wendy's nearby
Jaxson Murphy
this is cringe-core to the max
Jose Fisher
This is awful
Carson Turner
pastebin updated with rally >Pres Trump Rally @ Harrisburg, PA 4/29/17 youtu.be/y9viYq9Z3U4
Easton Miller
ohh look a fucking indian comedian
Thomas Edwards
This guy is so unfunny he could be a woman
Zachary Hill
NEXT YEAR THEY WILL BE BEGGING TRUMP TO RESCUE THIS THING
Benjamin Watson
This guy is fucking funny but the audience is cringy because they don't know how to deal with real comedy
Robert Hill
IT BEGINS
Gavin Miller
>JEWS VULT!! JEWS VULT!!
>JEWS VULT!! JEWS VULT!!
>JEWS VULT!! JEWS VULT!!
>JEWS VULT!! JEWS VULT!!
>JEWS VULT!! JEWS VULT!!
>JEWS VULT!! JEWS VULT!!
Josiah Flores
He reiterated his core campaign promises >the wall >killing obamacare >reading the snake again Just a few highlights
Adrian Gray
The ratings for this shit will be a train wreck.
Oliver Cox
nice
Mason Rodriguez
there's no easy box to corner him anymore and the media doesnt express complex thoughts to their viewers so they're condemned to call him a flipflopper.
Logan Ross
That does sound good right now doesnt it?
Easton Bailey
I never would've guessed that Tucker would be the one to replace O'Reilly
Oliver Young
roger that
Henry Bennett
Your post is funnier than anything he's said
Julian Foster
Heh Contemporary pop culture reference :)
Jaxon Nelson
Couldn't watch the rally realtime. Watching it now. Wish you could be me.
Cameron Allen
>Game of Thrones jokes
Adrian Jones
Nice
Evan Evans
Based Polk
Josiah Bailey
...
Aiden Thompson
DUDE GAME OF THRONES
Juan Scott
THEY ARE TRAPPED IN THE BORING DINNER
Isaiah Wilson
>game of thrones jokes
Booo..
Nathan Miller
THERE IT IS
Bentley Wilson
Trump should have the military open fire on these kikes
Ian Torres
I have never had as much fun as our President had in that Truck and I hate myself for it lol.
Isaac Green
So boring. Might as well sleep.
Lincoln Phillips
>he doesn't live in Ohio, the home of Wendy's
Joseph Hernandez
WENDY'S PLEASE
Parker Young
...
Juan Jackson
Is it just me or is he bombing?
Elijah Murphy
still waiting for Putin to pay me.
Ian White
HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT HERE AND THE MEDIA IS SO ASSHURT THIS IS HILARIOUS TRUMP IS THE MASTER AHAHAHAHAHA
Blake Anderson
>HAHA LE PUTIN IS IN CHARGE xD. God damn he's bombing so hard. This is sad
Ryan Richardson
THIS GUY IS BOMBING BIGLY
Daniel Cook
>DRUMPF DRUMPF DRUMPF DRUMPF DRUMPF DRUMPF DRUMPF
Brayden Campbell
Rally ended hours ago.
Hudson Wright
>this trainwreck
Ryder Thompson
I thought I'd cleaned those artifacts, guess I'm retarded.
Julian Jackson
this is cringy. why isn't it more MAGA? is just negative crap
Aaron Lopez
No worries I will summon digits for you fellow awoo ch-ch-chkem
Anthony Edwards
Hiroshima/10
Jason Edwards
I-If I take a small nap I wont miss
will I?
Isaiah Diaz
are we outsourcing our comedy to india too?
Josiah Taylor
>they arn't even laughing >all this awkward dead air
Jayden Sullivan
>the dinner Holy shit this is bad.
Andrew Young
>Is it just me or is he bombing?
This is a fucking amazing performance art. Like Norm McDonald at the roast. It's anti comedy. The media doesn't get it. He is trolling them. It's awesome
Asher Smith
I'm clawing at my face from how boring and unfunny this is
Camden Brooks
The media is super duper butthurt about the snek story because they don't want Trump redpilling the normies on immigration.
Easton Rogers
LUCIFERRRRRR
Logan Ortiz
CNN is funnier than this guy
James Cooper
"I won't make jokes about this administration" My ass!
Wyatt Butler
The press are so mad Trump isn't at their stupid fucking dinner. Some shitskin is up there making terrible jokes.
Ian Martin
The joke about trump's shitty tan is where he should have stayed.
