Be american

>be american
>get shot
>go bankrupt from medical bills

ahhahahahhaha

>be british
>be pole

>be me
>be american
>get genital warts
>have insurance
>still costs me $600 to get them removed

ahahhahahhahhahah

>be British

ahahahhhahahahha

...

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>57%
feels better than an ameriblubber
bowing down to your burger overlord?

>burgers have to tip the nurse to hold their newborn baby


Hahhahahahaahahhaㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

>be British
>go outside
>ahmed al-islam ibn-mohammeddiya as-salaam abdul kareem stabs me in the chest
>die
>family and friends defend ahmed because he didn't know any better

That's not what that means faggot.

I thought you had a Jap to argue with, you fucking Chinese.

>be british
>get stabbed
>call ambulance
>get patched up

>be american
>get shot by el paco n gang
>contemplate if you can afford ambulance and ER
>call anyway
>get patched up
>go bankrupt
>go homeless
>cleatus the crack addict shoots you again
>die

>I work out and eat right!
>I'll never get injured or sick, ever! Not even when I'm old!
>why should I pay for someone else's poor lifestyle choices?

Burger logic

>Hospital charges father 40 dollarydoos to hold his newborn

What does it mean then, Cletus?

Sorry habibi, I don't speak Arabic.

>be British
>butter my toast
>get arrested for not binning my knife

>europoors understanding of our medical system

But really it is shittier now thanks to obamacare. All those dumbass stories of 30,000 bills being problems are just liberal communist propaganda.

eww

ran out of ideas?
>be american
>get shot

Wow. A whole 100 dollars to be able to get skilled technicians to use machines most could never afford all for your well-being.

>be american
>get shot
99.9% chance you are a nigger without insurance.

>be american
>have the right to travel automobiles without license and registration