Brit/pol/ - Friendly Neighbourhood Fascist Edition

Today’s Articles

> May urges Scots to 'strengthen Union'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-39750467

> UKIP leader Nuttall to stand in pro-Brexit stronghold in election
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-election-ukip-idUKKBN17V0DT

> Merkel lays down the gauntlet: EU leaders take just FOUR MINUTES to agree anti-Brexit tactics and demands on migrants, border controls and Gibraltar
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4457984/United-EU-set-defy-UK-demands-parallel-talks.html

> Exclusive Telegraph ORB poll reveals Conservatives take the lead over Labour in Scotland and London
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/29/exclusive-telegraph-orb-poll-reveals-conservatives-take-lead/

> Why some Tories aren’t thrilled about the prospect of a May landslide
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/04/why-some-tories-arent-thrilled-about-the-prospect-of-a-may-landslide/

> FT: EU summit approves Brexit negotiation stance
archive.fo/TosIN

BritainElects Tweets

> Scotland // There [X] be a referendum on Scottish independence in the next five years:
Should: 42% Should not: 51% (YouGov / 24-27 Apr)
twitter.com/britainelects/status/857995083752378368 (embed)

> Westminster voting intention:
CON: 47% (+2) LAB: 30% (+4) LDEM: 8% (-3) UKIP: 7% (-2) (via Opinium) Chgs. w/ 19-20 Apr survey.
twitter.com/britainelects/status/858354460560678913 (embed)

>Westminster voting intention:
CON: 42% LAB: 31% LDEM: 10% UKIP: 8% (via ORB)
twitter.com/britainelects/status/858412368652451840 (embed)

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Like the other poor devils in China, India and Japan, a great new field for sweatshops to be opened up, so that these new industries which we are creating in Britain today will be destroyed as the old industries were, simplified, rationalised machinery, with a few white surveyors, and then the masses of cheap, coloured labour, torn off the land and taken into the sweatshops to work and labour, and cough their guts out with tuberculosis until they too are thrown on the scrapheap of the sweatshops. Is that worthy of Britain? Is that to be the future of Europe? And is this competition to be organised within our European brotherhood? Bringing in these sweat-fields in Africa into our Europe civilisation, so that the financial power in one European country can use it against the financial power in another? Or the great financial central power of the world, now shifted from the City of London to Wall Street, New York? Shall be able on the mass of money, of wealth and of power which it brings to it? Again and again to exert it's influence in politics? Until that you see the day, it is childish nonsense to say that a British government rules Britain! Its nothing to do with British government or the British people! The government of the world is the financial government! The power of money, and of money alone!

THIS IS A FASCIST FREE ZONE

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Who else here /notvoting/?

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You're right that the NHS has a penchant for expensive vanity projects. That abandoned IT system cost them £10b. I'll do my own research on the highly-paid freelance doctors etc.
But that's not the reason why the NHS is fucked. Come on mate - it's the biggest and best funded healthcare provider on the planet. By all rights it should also be the best, but it's not even remotely close. It's a national disgrace rather than a national pride. It gets £117b per year - they aren't spending all of that on expensive managerial consultants.
For example, in Wales in 2011, the NHS spent less than 2% of their budget on all premises (maintenance AND new hospitals). 46% went to staff (not just pay, but insurance, etc). 8% went to prescriptions and drugs. Why only 2%?

Nurses get around minimum wage because until fairly recently, they didn't even need qualifications. Senior (qualified) nurses can make up to £70k per year (plus generous overtime) on the NHS.

Accept it mate. They're taking us for a ride. They already completely bloated and they demand MORE. It's lunacy.

Reposting

Me

reminder that we wuz
dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2022313/Up-70-British-men-related-Egyptian-Pharaoh-Tutankhamun.html

>pic related

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Be careful this pic and post always gets you banned on pol for low tier posting.

Doctor who was brilliant, eh, lads?

Pic related, Doctor punching a far right Aristocrat/capitalist/industrialist/banker/cislord

A-Are you a mod?

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really?

>i hate violence
>REEEE FUCKING WHITE MAAAAAANNN

>tfw you are immunized thanks to your trips

Why is the face a half and half of Mosley and Hitler?

What tribe are you?

Has the doctor ever really hated violence?
As far as I can tell he's always been perfectly happy to remove dalec, it always seemed like he just couldn't be bothered with violence, didn't think it would solve anything etc. he always seemed perfectly willing to use it to his own ends

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Mosley a cute

the anglo high nobility come from Saxe-Cobourg & Gotha.

beady

radiotimes.com/news/2017-04-22/doctor-who-marches-to-support-science-as-peter-capaldi-joins-london-protest

More like Peter "literally iconic because of a show about the scummy underhanded behaviour of the political establishment and then goes on to unironically cheerlead for said political establishment" CRAPaldi, am I right?

Why are you watching that shite anyway?

>i genocided my own people and the daleks
>violence doesn't get you anywhere
>APART FROM RIGHT WINGERS! AARRRGGGG

He hates daleks, but doesn't want to kill them.

I was looking at the ban lists and twice I have seen that pic get people banned for low tier posting. It would depend on if you get reported or if a mod has nothing better to do.

>better go out and get my picture taken or something

All of them.

R8,I live up north and I live in a seat that could swing either way so I'm voting Tory.

But he kills so many of them
There's a bit in one of the few episodes I've seen where he gives a hitler tier speech about how all he wants to do when he sees daleks is fucking kill them slowly

one of the rules is
>high quality posts
so it's no wonder that wojak and frogposters get banned
that sort of human garbage should be contained within r9k

Don't you get it? It's all satire and there's no actual reason to reform government, now shouldn't you be watching East Enders or something?

Not sure what episodes you've been watching.

out

When does he go? WHO replaces him? Some rumoured Tilda but as I am not a fan it wont matter at all.

>Why are you watching that shite anyway?
I've always watched it, because I watched it before I got into politics.

Looking back, they literally paired a nigger with a blonde girl, and had a bisexual man who was attracted to the doctor, the blonde girl, and the black man. I don't know how I didn't see it before.

Didn't CCHQ give you the bank holiday weekend off?

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What seat?

i meant frogposters as in literal frogs but i guess frenchfags too

He acted normally and with heroism. She never liked him much anyway. Had it on for Teninch. He... died? I think?

R8. I'm from up north, my mp voted to leave so I will be supporting him, just this one time. I guess everyone should vote Tory this time round right? And focus on the outsiders next time.

Bans get evaded anyway.

>tfw you have a nuclear powered catobar cv and we just have two shitty diesel fucking ramp class cvs
Feels bad, tbvqh. Bravo, garlic baguette.

i got it the first time beady...

you are just a faggot, that was the thing i was pointing out.

Is this the only redpilled, Anglo way to climb stairs?

I have no idea. I grew up in a pure Saxon part of England but heritage is English, Irish, Cornish so everything at some point in time.

>He acted normally
Jack? No. He kept trying to finger the doctor.

The symbols they use are retarded.

Pepe is a normalfag meme anyway

I actually did this when i was a kid

>when i was a kid

>he doesn't know about all the operational problems on the De Gaulle

Their carriers make our destroyers look world class. They might as well have just built an airport runway 30 feet underwater.

>putting your hands on steps
NO.
Only proper way is to jump up four steps at once.

>TWO FUCKING RAMPS

>t. T_D

STOP DRINKING

>>x is a normalfag meme
>t. x

Do you have an opinion? Friendly viking?

*t normalfag

Shit post counter

wat

>not duck waddling up three steps at once

Shit posts since this shit post:
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dumb frogposter

BEADY

Yes, but at least those ramps will actually work. Better to have a povertyramp than a broken heap of expensive nothing sitting in a dry dock for 20 years (but with CATOBAR and nuclear propulsion...).

On what? Those symbols? Equality vs. Markets? What? Shouldn't it be variations on individual/collective and protectionist/open markets?

The second one is okay.

The courts are the judiciary? How is their neutral stance 'authoritarian'?

>science is progress!
>time is running out, conservatives!

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I am Puße

Start buying guns.

If someone steals your car, do you vow to never drive again?

>can't make a proper greenposting
>be asked about it


>'uhr dhhuur u dumb frog'

>Better to have a povertyramp than a broken heap of expensive nothing sitting in a dry dock for 20 years (but with CATOBAR and nuclear propulsion...).
I WOULD RATHER HAVE THE ARGIES TAKE THE FALKLANDS THAN HAVE STOVL

If your girlfriend sleeps with another man, do you vow to eat his cum right out of her sweaty minge?

Are you really paying thousands of pounds for r9k memes?

Off to bed lads, just going to leave this here.

mummy

Edit it so it says tories and labour, pls lads.

Also make the sign say mass immigration.

>doesn't like pepe
>thinks being a normal fag is bad

Lads, did we peak too early? Imagine if the agricultural revolution hadn't yet happened. Imagine how much land we could have ploughed with todays modern British woman harnessed to a plough.

It's really not that difficult, just do it yourself you lazy cunt.

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>tfw a retard has a bigger cock than me.

Please where are all these foreigners coming from cant watch TV anymore, this is it!

This is exactly the sort of greentext I would associate with a frogposter.

You're going back

I'm not that proud of it either mate, but it's better than nothing (which is effectively what the French have).

dont tell me you're attracted to that....thing in your picture? wtf is wrong with you brits. other than rampant inbreeding and tooth decay

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I like you, but as both Britons are we both close to Fascism?

That's not his cock, burger bro.

why does she turn me on so much?
is it normal?

ofc it is, ballsack+cock

>burger bro

Friendly reminder that all anti Preuße posters are yank apologists.

Done half the work for you already.

>I like you
Gay tbqh mate stop trying to bum me haha xd

How come there's STOBAR (Short Take-Off But Arrested Recovery), STOVL (short take-off and vertical landing), CATOBAR (Catapult Assisted Take-Off But Arrested Recovery), but no CATOVL?