Ted Cruz bypasses the liberals by getting funds for the wall from cartels

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o fuck guess im a #cruzmissle now

it's good to see someone other than Trump stepping up to secure the border

Ted Cruz redemption arc best fucking arc

Trump wins again

... well shit I agree with Cruz on something. WW3 this week boys.

SMILIN' TED

but hes born in canada

AND
MAKE
THEM
PAY
FOR
IT

You agree with Cruz on the wall but you also agree with all informed Americans that we need a secure border.
The wall is a very good solution

This is one intelligent motherfucker you burgers should breed more like this LMFAO

I knew I should've been a #cruzmissile

Fuck, we should've memed Cruz into the white house. Digits and a Cruz second coming. Kek wills it!

no one cares bout him

This is honestly the only appropriate way to fund the wall. It eliminates all negative aspects of the wall

My issues with the wall is I don't think it'd be effective and it'd cost American taxpayers money because there really is no way to make the Mexican government pay for it.

I don't care how ineffective or expensive it is if I'm not paying for it but it's being paid for by seized cartel drug money.

It also means that Sessions will go after the cartels rather than legal pot dispensaries or worry about gay marriage or abortion or any of that shit he'll just make cartels lives hell and build that wall.

It's an elegant solution.

this
... the wall, dahnald...

rato chewing up chapo

>take the money that would usually go to state police organizations

I'm not sure they should do that.

Is Ted, dare I say, /ourrat/?

Fucking. Genius.

We're making those mother fuckers Mexicans pay for this wall. I expect the money from the cartels will be added in, but I want those little shithead burrito fuckers to pay us back for the billions they have cost us by sending in all the illegals

No fucking shit asshole, that's what Trump should be fucking doing.

What is El Rato up to?

illegals drain money from state coffers. keep the illegals out and there's less crime to deal with

REDEMPTION ARC.

Honestly whats wrong with Ted Cruz? If Trump fucks up/gets fucked Ted is the next best for 2020

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shooooo

Cruz has always been a good Patriot. And he is also smart and creative enough to think of interesting legislative solutions to some of the problems Trump wants to solve.

Cruz will help us achieve Nirvana.

fixing your mistake

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Ted is based and we've known this for months.

Saving America

>pandering to illiterate rubes who actually believe this 100% bullshit

must be hard to say this crap with a straight face, know it'll have legs because so many republicans are illiterate and believe anything

why yiss, let's simply use his money
liberals love using other people's money

>Dahnahld use the cartel money

and We'll call it the El Chapo's Wall of Friendship and Legal Immigration

Bernie won that debate. Everything out of cruz's mouth is a lie. his wife is a goldman sachs exec. you rubes are suckers is you trust anything from that parasite's mouth

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First it was the DELEGATES NOW ITS MONEY!

there's literally no way to make the Mexican government pay for the wall. if you try a tariff it will just bite us in the ass, American manufacturers use parts fabricated in mexico (and even with the tariff the parts will be cheaper to make in mexico than buying American made parts), and the "savings" will be passed on to American customers.

However seizing money from Mexican criminals and using that money to pay for it works.

Jo Jo Cuz is coming after the cartels so he can help build the wall.

>it's a "revive all the dead good guys in the anime" episode next time

wow convincing argument. you sure convinced me that bernie won the debate, considering your argument contained Z E R O percent content from the debate and wasn't completely a personal attack on character. thanks for the tip, boss.

Mexicans in america transfer an estimated $30+ billion home every year.

Take that.

>mfw ledditors falling for this blatant pandering by rato

>Bernie won that debate
Maybe the most wrong thing I've ever read on here

Kek, just because you hate Hillary because she connived to beat up your socialist Grandpa, doesn't mean you are red pilled and understand how the world works.

Cruz is like IQ 165 and Bernie is like 100 with early onset dementia.

Cruz crushed in that debate even r/politics ran silent that day.

The stargates Dahnald

he grows stronger

LION TED

I’m sorry lad but you only have two hours left to live. Do what you always
want to do in the next two hours left to live. What your name of the man who
cock I sucked says Dr. Quack. My name Roy sir and that my first blow job I’ve
ever gotten. I’ve also gotten a twin brother named Roy also. I’m going to go
screw Sally right now because I’ve wanted to do that since I’ve seen her says
Roy. Roy runs off to Sally room to screw her.

>Bernie won

Ted is going to deliver on more promises than Trump does

Cruz doesn't Pander. He is the most philosophically sound conservative out there.

Its blood money..just sayin

In essence, the architect of Obama’s Fast Track Trade Promotion Authority bill is using the border wall, which he is paid to oppose, as a tool to “gruber” his sheeple followers. Judging by the number of people responding to the tweet, he’s found a goldmine.

As many people are aware, Senator Cruz is part of the ‘controlled opposition’ ploy. As a dedicated UniParty benefactor of the U.S. CoC lobbying expenditures Ted’s role is to plow through the political field giving a crony-constitutional impression of one thing while loyally working to deliver the end result of the thing he optically rails against, like TPP or TPA.

The El Chapo/wall angle as a narrative and fundraising mechanism, is similar to the dead-end ploy previously exhibited by Senator Rand Paul in last month’s ObamaCare repeal narrative used as his fundraising tool. Both are fallacies of false choice. Both have no foundation in actual goal or intention. Both are ruses

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To bad for the Pacos the wall that moneyll pay for isnt going to be made of blood

A fucking leaf!

Does Cruz know about pol?

An American Patriot!

>Muh discord screenshot

This, he's turned full bro now.
Lyin Ted's stock value has been steadily increasing in my books...

That the official discord? can I get a link?

Debate in a nutshell
>Cruz: here's some facts... here's some statistics
>Bernie: OK OK... but. Here's how I FEEL *holds up both hands like he's holding a box and opens eyes wide*... Okay... it's just how I FEEL....Don't you also FEEL this way Ted? Hm? Hah? Hm?

how fucking naive can you be

Probably though he doesn't bring it up. He has appeared on Stephen Crowder several times. And Crowder certainly knows about Sup Forums. He is probably smart enough to realize that calling out a board that talks about Nazi and White supremacy in favorable ways isn't good for winning political races in America.

if it's seized from Indian cartels, is it shit money?

Don't use your emotion. Use your brain. Cruz has always cared deeply about America.

Never, and I mean NEVER join a discord group on Sup Forums. Discord logs a lot of things that (((they))) can use against you.

Same chap that told Sybrina Fulton that her previous baby Tray Tray received justice and that she should STFU after the Not Guilty verdict on ZimZam?
You question this man?

Can someone post the pic I don't have it on me

He's a spic leaf, the only way he could be worse is if he was also a muslim. During Obonga's term he kept his mouth shut when dems were proposing anti-gun bills every week. During the election cycle last year, he tried every dirty trick in the book against Trump, and still lost like the absolute failure he is. Now he has hired some new PR firm that is doing pretty good since they are tricking imbeciles on Sup Forums into thinking he is any different now than he was then.

CLEVER RAT

I wonder if you could RICO every illegal's money for the wall.

I'm using my gut and my gut says not to trust a rato or a leaf.

Why in the good hell would you give up your relative anonymity to post there you fuckin moron?

Your digits say otherwise

>Tried to protect our internet rights when nobody else did
>constantly fighting to preserve the second amendment
>now reviving the wall
>dat tax reform plan

Ted has always been /our rat/. When will Sup Forums fucking learn?

>yfw trump veto's it

so if Ted Cruz acquires the funding for the wall does that mean he should get credit for it when it is finished?

This.

Even though he's a creepy fuck hes stil a good conservative

>thinking he is any different now

That's the thing, he's not any different now. He was already the best candidate back in the Republican primaries, you just couldn't see it, blinded as you were by Big D's gold.

THE WALL OF CRUZ

So was John Garand, I don't see you shit-talking the M1.

>Tried to protect our internet rights when nobody else did

are you fucking kidding me? He called Net neutrality "obamacare for the internet" that was definitely a time I hated Cruz for.

If you oppose net neutrality you're not looking out for OUR internet rights, you're looking out for THEIR (Charter, Time-Warner, Comcast) internet rights.

Of course the Princeton debate team champ looked more polished, but Cruz does not care about you - he's cuban leaf sleaze. Bernie and Trump's instincts align on a lot of the same issues: notably, better trade deals & universal health care

NEW THREAD

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Who really gives a fuck. Would you prefer he honestly did everything to stand in the way of getting shit done or do as hes doing now and trying to help get shit done. Maybe it would be better if he bitched and moaned on pol behind a keyboard then go masterbated on pornhub to traps

tfw posted this in the wronf thread

That money was being made on American Soil for years; Ted Cruz is merely collecting back taxes.

youtu.be/75SEy1qu71I

But he's still so unlikable. He's basically our Hillary

I never said he cares about me in fact pretty much the opposite:
He won that debate and Bernie lost. It's not even a matter that his ideas were better but that Cruz was better at debating.

poor little cruz missile mad not everyone is taking the rat's poison

He was always ourguy. Pol is just too retarded to think without memes (((aiding))) them

A lot of replies seem to say this. What you're missing is that we've got the seized money anyway. It's not extra revenue. He still wants to spend money we already have on the wall, no different from spending tax dollars

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