>>123456789

...

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=XyfuXMFmCac
goo
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

It's COMING!

Is this a creepypasta thread!


TRUMP APRIL 26TH!!!! TRUMP APRIL 26TH!!!! TRUMP APRIL 26TH!!!! TRUMP APRIL 26TH!!!! TRUMP APRIL 26TH!!!! TRUMP APRIL 26TH!!!! TRUMP APRIL 26TH!!!! TRUMP APRIL 26TH!!!! TRUMP APRIL 26TH!!!! TRUMP APRIL 26TH!!!! TRUMP APRIL 26TH!!!! TRUMP APRIL 26TH!!!! TRUMP APRIL 26TH!!!! TRUMP APRIL 26TH!!!!

>being this new
no, look again

kek

Hey guys, I have a story to tell. You probably won't believe me, and frankly, I'm done trying to convince people.

It was about three weeks ago. I was on Google looking for some funny sites to look at, and I found my way to an imageboard. Everyone on the board spoke in extremely cryptic nonsense, They said things like, "Hiel I saw them tonight. Holdings hand we are up in high 99924028 THE KING COME DOWN."

That was one phrase that was used repeatedly. "The king come down." At first, I thought it was spam because of the number strings that preceded it, but its use was way too frequent and erratic to be spam. There would be typos, and the numbers didn't appear to be random.

I decided, "Fuck it," I'll see what's going on with this site. I posted in what appeared to be a random board, much like Sup Forums as there was no discernible theme amongst the images and posts. I said, "Hello, I'm new, and was looking to start a funny thread." I then asked them to post their funniest pictures.

That was the first time it started. I remember the first reply very clearly. It said, "Good to see. U join the HELP! HELP!" From there it got strange. I was told to ignore the "grafts". I assumed this was some sort of in-joke. From there, they began to speak like crazy people. Posting seemingly random numbers and letters, characters from many languages. A few seemed Russian and Middle-Eastern, as well as possibly Chinese and Korean characters.

I had no idea what was going on.

Then I saw the phrase again. Numbers followed by, "The king come down."

Following that, my power cut off. It was a complete black out. It freaked me out. I checked the fuses and the switches had just flipped. Flicking them back up, the power went back on. When I returned to my PC, there was an image on the screen of a young boy. He was Caucasian, no older than ten.

I sat down, creeped out, but feeling curious. The boy smiled and appeared to speak, but I couldn't hear anything. My speakers were on, so I turned up the volume. I could only just barely hear what he was saying, it was a hushed whisper. I turned the volume up full, and it was still only a faint whisper. His lips moved slowly.

I pushed my head closer to try and figure out what he said. Then he shouted loudly, a booming and terrifying voice screaming at me like a demonic god. The image had changed, the boy was crying, his eyes bleeding heavily as white arms tore the skin from his face.

The power cut out again.

Again it was the fuses. When I got my power back, everything was normal. My PC booted up normally, and nothing creepy happened.

Then I started receiving the e-mails. They were extremely cryptic and filled with random numbers, much like the imageboard posts. I got an e-mail that was in regular English, too. It said this, "JUST PASS IT ON. JUST FUCKING PASS IT ON."

I didn't know what it meant.

I got up to get a drink and froze in fear. From my ceiling hung a man, his body swinging gently. On my wall, written in dry blood were the words, "THE KING COME DOWN." I blinked, and the sight was gone.

For weeks this continued.

I went back to the imageboard, I was sure I was going out of my mind. I was just about ready to commit myself to a fucking asylum, I read a post in coherent English that said something like, "Pass on the king, pass on the king."

The thread 404'd before I could even get to it. I went to make a new thread, and when

I believe you user. You found the end of the Internet. It's happened to all of us.

I began typing, the words in my mind were not what appeared in the box. My fingers typed words by their own volition. I typed two things. "HGHSUTHS" and "4918484 THE KING COME DOWN."

Then somehow I realized. I was passing it on. The crazy hallucinations stopped. I learned how to be safe.

I'm sorry...

HAKKSITMS 44919174 THE KING COME DOWN

1488 THE KING COME DOWN

It will be the long awaited call to action that will unify us, guide us and begin the great happening.

But no this isn't a creepypasta thread.

You're quite new so I'll clue you in - we're going to see an amazing 'get' or post number come up sometime in the next few hours, post: and it's going to totally 100% predict the future. It's happened before, and the mods have even conspiratorially edited or deleted the 'true' post in order to try to stump Trump, but this obviously backfired on them big time.

This should all make perfect sense already because you should have lurked here for a couple years at least before you posted. If not, please close your browser tab and continue to reddit.com.

tt

...

>Inb4 leaf ruins prediction.

Me make defecate in mason jar for tree months mhm. I always say why do the slant eyed gook but they always look down when I walk toward them. I sometimes stand behind chiney lady and stroke my kawk behind ok the subway and nut on they so short and petite make me dim hard. My ball full of sperm now and very big. I give milk for hooker and for extra I make urine on she face. I will eat the king come down whopper flame broiled and down 16 cups of sun sweet prune juice and make painful anal release and I will devour my own feces to kill the parasites living inside AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAYDAY MAYDAY THE FIRST AGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

WE KANGZ CUM DOWN

I Hope a leaf ruins it

DELET

WE WUZ GHOST KANGZ AN SHEEIT

Trump starts WWIII

God I want this get to be a Trudeau webm

T-10000 posts and counting.

Are we there yet?

ww3 and shit

this thread moves faster?

This sunday is the last one

S O O N
O
O
N

ain't getting there tonight lads

are you retarded?
its gunna happen in the next hour or two.

just keep posting.

HEILHITLER 1488 THE FUHRER COME DOWN

Daily reminder that WW3 is coming.

ww3 and shit

Fuck leftists

No. More. Way way more several. At least a day tops or more

Europe will rise, natsoc will rise, a new roman empire will be born from the ashes of the war to come. SHADILAY

>A rare kek will appear
>only the chosen one will tell the real truth in our future

k

creepy af m8

$age

pls be my ai gf

lol what a hippie faggot.

You can always feel the moment near

As Vision of Kek, is always clear

As end of time, us now approach

Prophecies fortold, the end of roach

THE KANGZ CAME DOWN FROM AFRICA

That gif is amazing

server side scripts
server side scripts
server side scripts get the gets
>everybody else is a larping faggot.

Ragnarok incoming.

Contributing

I am hungry

T-6000 posts, and counting.

Contribuuuting

>6000 posts away
it's not happening tonight boyos, go to bed

5k posts lads!

WWIII HERE WE COME!

6k posts lads!

WWIII HERE WE COME!

Kek is real

Cuntribooting

Hitler will be resurrected but as a woman this time.

Not with that attitude it won't.

cumbooting

It happens so often nowadays.

youtube.com/watch?v=XyfuXMFmCac

Fuck Trump Fuck hitler Fuck white people

prophecy of esau genocide will come

'Buting.

less than 5000 posts by now

R8 my grill

...

st8ke out of st8ke

2/10

If get, Marine LePen becomes President of France

White male and Asian female is the future of the world.

I shall draw one INWO card,

I have the box set.

This drawn card will

forsee our get.

Pedo arrests?

space nazis please save us

...

This is the card I drew. I'd take a photo (I made some INWO tarot threads in 2015-2016 but got banned for it right before election night by shill mods) but my camera device is in the bedroom where my wife is sleeping and I don't want to wake her up.

Here's to a WWIII get. Let's DO THIS!

OH SHIT

NO WW3

ONLY BECOMING ROBOTS ON THE GRID

Trump will be the last POTUS.

...

fuck drumpf

National Socialism is the only way

Sup Forums is always just slightly /x/. I'm no doctor, but seriously I think this is a result from a lack of happenings. When happenings happen all the /x/ tier shit goes away.

My advice, OP kys on livestream.

And the first Emperor of the United Nations.

>80 replies and faggot mods still leave a get thread up

This board really does belong to hillary

The Larch isn't working maybe I should go with the Yew

There is no god.

>getting this mad over one of our time-honored traditions
wew

So can someone tell me what your obsessions with Thoth are?

Thoth is able to grant us wizard magic and the sanctity to fuck traps and have it not be gay

Check out this website for more info on it:
goo gl/DSCswn

What's with this?

(((They))) want that get.

Thoth isn't part of Orthodox Kekism. He's an insertion by shills.

Kek likes primes. In fact I made the original thread on this thesis way back in the olden days.

Contributing

Do you have a copy of your work? I would love to read it

I capped the whole thread but it's on a drive which is offline. I've been in the process of an IT transition at home here but I will make a thread on it for sure.

I also have the information to back it up, Budge comes out firmly against the Ogdoad's association with newer gods like Thoth. The Ogdoad is much more ancient than any other named Egyptian god, Manetho explains that they were old during the First Dynasty.

>tfw you're an early church father of the newest and fastest growing religion and one of the few for the post ironic age

countryboot

whose it gonna be? whose gonna get it? a hyuk hyuk

under radar

A FUCKING LEAF

FAGGOT

ITS A DONG A DAY FOR NEOCON DON

HURRY UP