Why am I watching a hot chick eat marshmallow at 5 AM?

Really hot here, can't sleep. Could Sup Forums recommend some relaxing politically oriented youtube channels that can help me fall asleep?

youtu.be/41pUSbVsHcM

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youtube.com/watch?v=JeuriGzAnSI
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>chick

You're not. it's 4am.

youtube.com/watch?v=94rcOVJBMYQ&list=PLFFB05929141EE377&index=19

Is that a gummy frog on top?

This ASMR stuff makes my neck tighten up.

Its only 3 AM here, guess i need to watch this for a few hours to catch up to you.

Kek

styx on a low low volume is extreme comfy levels

you are lonely and isolated and longing for the most basic things like eating dinner with a special someone

r u supposed to masterbate to this?

>being THIS retarded
It's 4am you illiterate nigger.

>hot
6.5/10

I am literally watching a video of the exact same woman right now, except I usually listen to her videos of her whispering in German.

Yes you are, but you are not supposed to talk about it. Otherwise they stop making the videos.

At once

>hot chick
>Dark brown eyes and dark brown
>hot

Ok Pablo whatever you say just dont forget my shekels

Who here pronounces it "Marshmellow"?

>Dark brown eyes and dark brown hair

ffs

>Dark brown eyes
Fuck off Shlomo

Look up best scalp massage in the world video done by some Indian dude

>6:10

Pepe is kill

Oh, she wears contact lenses, never mind.
Fuck that slavic Untermensch

>what are time zones

It's 12:14 pm here

This shit is so annoying. Everybody who gets tinglies from this is an absolute faggot.

youtube.com/watch?v=JeuriGzAnSI
I think she is the best, at least she's white.

Watch this one instead.

youtube.com/watch?v=WtQrZh1lKs0

Styxhexenhammer666.

Regardless of what you think of his politics, his voice is very soothing.

>ASMR

Hang yourself, ASMR is the most degenerate beta pussy shit I've ever seen spammed on Youtube

Wrong you retarded faggot.
It's 4:17 now.
An hero nigger.

>his voice
Kill yourself faggot.

Shilling your above average cam whore is just as bad as donating to one like those betas on Twitch girl streams.

Go to sleep faggot.

>not being on youtube listening to Fascist hymns
here, you'll thank me later:
youtube.com/watch?v=JgM4auRw2Tc

>buttmad cuz he doesnt have asmr
brb activating my pleasure centers

The true question is why aren't you a hot chick that eats marshmallows and gets attention + money on the internet for that.
If you exclude the weaker muscle mass and bones + period and pregnancy
Females have it easy on almost every sector of life.
I mean even cavemen used to go out to hunt, get killed/injured painfully or search for caves or try to build something to better everyone's chances for survival and all women did was to stay at the caves, be pregnant, suck each other's tits or raise children.

This is a radio show that is broadcast from Toronto. I find Gary Bell's cadences calming. It's conspiracy stuff and the Illuminati. Cult of Saturn, public sacrifices, the Elites, bringing about the Anti-Christ, numerology, etc.

youtube.com/watch?v=YxEFxJ5TZBA

Not a single person on this board gives a monkeys fuck about your shitty small opinion and will continue watching ASMR so you may as well just erase that and find another thread.

>hot chick

I have some bad news for you user

Is it though?
youtube.com/watch?v=sTqSkEbY_N8

Did I just get bamboozled?

>muh special ASMR club
Everyone laughs at people like you who obviously never outgrew the need to be part of a special club of losers.

>brb activating my pleasure centers

Most of it just makes my neck stiffen but the girl whispering into the mic when I listen on headphones doth stiffen the prick.

LOL THAT SOUNDS FUNNY HAHAHAA I AM DRUNK SO IT SSUPER FUCKING FUNNY RIGHT NOW HAHAHAH

Not a single person on Tumblr "gives a monkeys fuck" about not acting degenerate either, trannies don't care if you hate them, it doesn't matter because "no one cares".

Fuck you. Fucking imagine going back 1000 years and telling the villeins working the fields that white men would be jerking off to whores whispering in their ears for half an hour to calm their precious feefees, faggot.

What makes you think I'd admit watching ASMR to anyone that isn't anonymous?

Is there an ASMR version of Blaire White with a soothing, submissive voice anywhere?

You just got fucked in the ass you tuna-breathed snownigger.
Now go show an icicle up your cockhole.

because youre a scummy cunt

If you showed someone 1000 years ago an ASMR video they'd drop to their knees and suck your dick.

But what a shitty fucking point. I don't do things for the approval of white people who lived 1000 years ago.

>Germany calling anyone out for anything ever
>not having Doubles, pretending you matter

Im listening to this actually
youtube.com/watch?v=t3217H8JppI

So you have no desire to respect your ancestors what so ever, nice. Shows you what kind of people watch ASMR

Want some real ASMR?

youtube.com/watch?v=sIRjxQIYOj4

What does Sup Forums think of the Hi massager for women?

youtu.be/zq_8LB4XbO0

Not if the way my ancestors communicate to me is through some guy on Sup Forums telling me not to watch ASMR sometimes.

>living in the most degenerate country on this planet
>has shown shown himself to be gay
>thinks he is better then others

>Why am I watching a hot chick eat marshmallow at 5 AM?
Maybe because you re retarded and should kill yourself.

good taste, my Allemanic friend

Masturbation is a grave sin...

This video is fucking retarded, but the chick is hot as fuck desu

Just listen to music or something then not women whispering in your ear for an hour. You want to get indoctrinated?

Can someone explain ASMR to me?

I watch SupCom FA casts to fall asleep, is it similar?

People who really enjoy ASMR should be fucking gassed. What a bunch of autistic fucking weirdos they are.

Music is even more degenerate. But when I say ASMR, you're thinking of clickbait whores. I've spent the last 3 weeks falling asleep to this

youtube.com/watch?v=orD6yIilR0A&t=59s

how can men compete with the hi massager?!?!?

The Germans here the last week seem more alert than previously noticed.

Have they woken up from Oberstasifuhrer Merkel's Socialist Multicultural 99 genders Republic?

What a shame; between came whores and twerking, we lost so many good looking women. We must spread those memes about traditional values as much as possible and become "better" men (a in, well groomed, in control of our emotions and sexual drives, well spoken and firm in our ideas).

>This video is not available in your country.
No fun allowed in Germany.

at least that is an artitic skill. Weird, but still a skill very few got.

It's supposed to make your head back and neck tingle, imagine someone whispering directly into you ear or kissing your neck, thats the feeling these videos try to mimic

Brother Nathaniel banned in Deutschland.

Hmmm, Because he isn't a Juden anymore. Makes sense

Shes' perfect, but why do women have to be such fucking creeps? Her whispering is almost a total turnoff.

Yep, gotta ban any jew trying to spill secrets.

Very insightful video, he literally gives zero fucks

> not available in your country
It must be really fucking bad if they blocked it in Jewland, holy fuck.

Have you heard of Jeremy Cuckbyn, Britain's future Chairman and President?

I always tried to find fascist or national socialist ASMR, would be a great way to reach beta leftist cucks.

Just imagine ASMR as redpilling device

>when your ASMRfu gets popular and you feel less connected to her now that she has so many other viewers

hmmmm I think you're onto something

youarelistening.to/chicago

I really think people who enjoy these things should be gassed.

Clearly she's /ourgirl/

Why would you post Pelagea in Sup Forums of all places you scumbag?

Why hasn't this been done already.

Mein Gott user.

Yuo r genios

I like Bach

youtube.com/watch?v=rYc6h9YjnhU

Change content location.

Well she clearly wants male attention. Maybe just not our type.

Read a book
Videos/movies provide the brain too much stimuli. That's why you can't sleep.

No, but there's Nigella

youtube.com/watch?v=_PF_mPwc-g8

He pretty much says jews are the anti-christ and the root of all evil in all his videos.

I wonder what would that sound like...
probably the sound slav dicks make when entering germanic anuses and vaginas.

good tastes! I got all of Bach, Pagani and Corelli's music/concertos on my pc.

>lives in a country where prostitution and literal bestiality are not outlawed universally
>comes from a country whose primary export is immigrants from other countries
>so fucked up that (z)he can't make a compliment about another man's voice without it being taken as "undeniable proof" of homosexuality
>calling others degenerate
>can't even into English properly
>probably thinks Socialism is Centrist
>can't even name five German philosophers
>definitely hasn't read anything of them, or considered their merits