How would Sup Forums fix my problem?

How would Sup Forums fix my problem?

go to bed

Hit the perfect BAC, take painkillers, pop a Benadryl, got outside, light up a cigarette, and watch the lightning strike while you listen to the Van Halen album.

you are getting sleepy user...

ok

"Let me tell you about the Jews"
Do it

>"Ok"

...

What a cuck

It sounds like you're talking about a sporting event, but I am 100% sure you are talking about video games, and I don't even play video games.

Maybe I'm too normie but I don't see it

You need to be more forceful. Rape her

Wow, this is really political.
It's like an allegory for trump vs Hilary or something.

Basically this, she won't say anything unless you abduct her or are ugly

Very sleepy time to go to bed

its 430 AM and the last text was thrusday

I don't really understand what your problem is. You're not going out drinking?
Also unless that Mike pence you're talking to. Or some via spook speaking in code I don't understand why you're shutting up this board even more than it is. Go post on Sup Forums faggot.

Saged

What she really means is Chad called and she's over at his house sucking his 9 inches until he kicks her out of his place and goes to bed.

First thing you do is fuck off to either /adv/ Sup Forums or basically any other board

>OH IM SORRY BB HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD NIGHT

Genuine Romosexuals

>How would Sup Forums fix my problem?

A noose.

I wouldn't have even txted her back after she bailed on me desu

>tl;dr: dont text her back at all

Another night? Sorry honey, I got called to service for my country. I deploy to Afghanistan tomorrow, you have to take my virginity tonight ok? do it for merika.

Not replying was an option, faggot.

You need to let her know she can't have other "friends" if she wants to be with you - you're worth it!

Also; rape her, blame the jews and kys (to get out of the charges). You're worth it!

Sleep in the garage with the engine running.

>"Hopefully"
>Actually planning things out with women rather than hitting them up in the moment.

Gotta work on your game boy

Tell the cunt to fuck off and that you are going to text another Stacy who isn't a cock tease.

Fucking canada

CONTEXT
>Hopefully it will be a good (game)
fucking retard, we were watching a NBA playoff game and we were both going with different friend groups

she was really with other girls, i saw proof. i think she posted proof for me, tbqh, because I am, no troll, a bit of a chad

Give up and move dicklet she obviously found a bbc to satisfy her. Unless you want sloppy seconds

youre handling it perfectly. be brief. "yeah sounds good" is a perfect response. then wait for her to contact you. if she doesn't she's a slut and you win. if she does then she ain't and you win.

Send her a photo of some girl slobbing on your knob. With the text:

>I think I'll be alright

NEXT (hey, she may even show interest after it, srs)

Tell her it's fine. Tomorrow diminish her importance in your life by 80%. There are more woman worth your time than you will ever get your fucking head around. That one is a bad horse, do not bet on her. Bonus, it will eventually piss her off that you could dismiss her thus. Remain on course. You can't fuck a chick without her friends knowing everything about your dick the next morning. Her whining to her friends that you blew her off will spread. You will gain respect from not being a fucking useable/disposable beta.
Get the fuck on with your life user.

i knew Sup Forums would come back with an honest, non-trolling answer.

thanks brah

Fap into a sock

Fuck me??? Maybeeeee;)

not replying would be more cuck than not awknologing her autism, in my opinion

nah. not replying is the alpha thing to do. people who waste my time get forgotten about. replying OK is beta as fuck, which is why she gave that pity reply that can translate easily to "we will never have sex"

still laughing super hard at

>Maybe another night!
>Maybe
>May
>Be
:^)

"Maybe another night!" is code word for I don't care about you

You can't force people to care about you, there is no problem because you've already lost

should have ghosted her, not replying is the ultimate way to frustrate a woman. and just saying ok makes you look weak. pic related

now's your chance user, tell her you love her. thats what she wants to hear

report back

Hold a boom box outside her window playing shadilay

This

Literally kill yourself

Waarom hebben de mods dit ding nog niet verwijderd?

>"Maybe another night!" is code word for I don't care about you

This OP, She cancelled and didn't arrange another time to meet up.

Don't reply, Move on.

well, ill be honest brahs, i couldnt give much more than a shit about her, she was a hole to plug at the end of the day. felt like OK was more of a passive aggresive "fuck you," and would show that i really didnt give much of a shit either way. and that silence wouldve been too beta

>i couldnt give much more than a shit about her
ignoring your grammatical retardation for a second. you cared enough to screenshot and post on the wrong board about it. kill your self.

>passive aggressive
way to admit you're a beta pussy. only women do this shit

Caught that too. That maybe speaks volumes

Ik weet het niet maar OP is echt een fucking onzekere homo

but i understand exactly what you mean

Passive aggresive != alpha

The sexual marketplace is unregulated, as the gods intended. The weak and gullible must fail.

sage

>bit of a chad
>posting this on Sup Forums
If you were "a bit of a chad" you'd have deleted her number and moved on instead of being a bitch and clogging the internet with this shit.

guys was i supposed to say "fuck you nigger cock loving whore, i hope you get aids and die?"

i swear you euros are retarded

>toothpaste

You should kill yourself instead of asking questions about girls on a political forum

i literally told you what to say. nothng. now fuck of you half nigger retard and stop posting

more context
>back in town after 5 years
>this is a semi booty call to a girl i used to fuck back then

Ooo forget all the other stuff about ignoring and say that instead

>fucking
Olav Mol kap eens

You didnt call her after the game you texted her you pussy faggot

Ah this changes everything!

Instead of saying ok you should: kill yourself

please, refrain from replying on a serious board whistle high you nigger loving patriot
>im a tit man
sure, sure, say nothing. how do i fuck her at this point. what would be the best 5 point step in inseminating her with m aryan seed

Never make plans with her again. Tell her your busy or another time. She isn't interested. Also never post on Sup Forums. Fag

insufferable, ahaha

ill do what i want you nigger tier 14 year old

1. Grab knife
2. Cut own wrist
3 Livestream it
4?????
5. Profit

You're a pathetic excuse of a human being

Just leave

Organise another night

>Asking for help with girls
Pathetic
PATHETIC!!!

Kill you are selves

Will you?

She did the right thing, let her be.

Kill yourself

Instill jealousy. Mention another girl next time she she does something like this. "Alright I'll ask (girl name) if she wants to hang instead". If she asks who that is just tell her not to worry about it and if she insists then ask her why she cares.

All about the mind games. You have much to learn.

show her memes really basic memes awful nosebook memes and say they are the top of the line

posting off phone
fuck at this point i dont know if youre shitposting or not.

either way you bunch of faggots Ive made note to let you know what i do in 3 days.. so remember this

you were told to go to bed

thats wat the "OK" was about. it was intended to show i didnt give a fucking shit either way

Lurk more

I will tell you to kill yourself in 3 days faggot

>not replying would be more cuck
>in my opinion

If you didn't give a shit you wouldn't be here you unbelievable insecure manchild

These are good

that would literally have been better

>'FUCK YOU FAGGOTS I DON'T CARE ABOUT HER, SHE WAS JUST SOMETHING TO PUT MY DICK IN'
>Already given solid advice on what to do, even though this isn't politics related at all
>doesn't care yet keeps posting context

She's not going to fuck you, drop her, move on, go to sleep

Oh shit heaven is an old-school admin. What's up brah??? You're up late !!!

Woah watch those micro aggressions my dude, this guy identifies as chad

you won't. you can't. shes pinned you as a beta orbiter and purposefully avoided you.

...

you guys never upgraded to a fleshlight?

No honestly just say
"Who cares"

a BIT of a chad
i refuse to believe this you fucking medic

>and my phone is about to die.
>i'm sorry for your loss


>bitch

believe it, you piece of shit. LMAO

If she wanted to see you, she wouldn't have said maybe another day.
So go fix some other chick...
In the meantime joke around with her, you got nothing to lose.

hungary, you understand what im dealing with right now