You wake up in Finland

You wake up in Finland

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>tfw looks cozy af

>tfw never seen snow in my life

>cozy af

Yes

Where are the lofty mountains and the tall treetops?

time to get drunk

>Finland
>mountains

Hmm where should we settle down and create a village... on flat ground near rivers and water for easy transportation? No... I know. We should build helms deep into the side of a mountain.

how else are you going to protect your gold?

How much you pay for pint of beer in a bar?

I'd fuck some mongol bitches.

huh I've seen snow and I live in Texas

5-10€ in Helsinki

I love finland, i love fishing, i love your cabin. Sadly you are submissive to sweden. Take pride

>5-10€ in Helsinki
lol. . . you pay more than us.

So, you're saying that Finland does not have it all?

S U O M I
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No mountains in finland. None at all. They're all just on the other side of the border

BENIS :DDDDDDDDDDDD

Saves me a lot of money.
It's where i plan to move at some point.

No wonder you're so sadly neglected and often ignored.

...

Will buy some beer and browse ylilauta for a while then will ask for a smoke from some suomi perkele faggot. I will finish the day by going fishing for a kahden kilon siika.

>I proceed to rape the local women and steal from the shops and blatantly call for dead Fins.
>Government gives me a house a car and a living wage.
>Locals apologize for my raping and stealing and mooching.
>Mfw

Jesus....why your prices are so high.
I literally think i pay the same price as you, and i live in jew infested land.

its only that expensive if you buy from bars and restaurants... right? You should buy alcohol from shops and drink at home.

We do have these, though. They're mountains that got worn out by the glacial ice

food is not that great
women are not that hot
huge fucking egos
retarded people
criminals
whore mothers

here like 4-5CHF for 250ml. Store: like 3-4CHF for 250mL of good quality beer, or like 1-2CHF for 500ml of shit from shops

>it's a murican confusing Sweden with the rest of Scandinavia

People buy their beer from shops and drink it at home or in friend's house. I literally bought 5 0,5l cans and they cost 2€ / each

Shit is so expensive that i would probably starve within a day.....

finland do you eat fermented whale meat?

What part of Sweden is Finland in? Is it like Iceland, very successful city?

>You wake up in Finland
FUGG :D:D:D

no whales here
thats norway

but we eat fermented fish

>You should buy alcohol from shops
Or better yet, rent a truck and go to Tallinn.

is Estonia cheaper than Russia?

>why your prices are so high.

Sales tax and workers in all industries receive a good salary so they don't need tips in bars and restaurants.

>Build Satsuma
>Drink peer
>Perkele

My French teacher told me once than she visited Finland in the 80's and it was noticeably poorer than Sweden, is that true?

If so, great for you, managing to catch up with them

Not anymore. Finns are starting to go to Latvia for cheap booze and weekend breaks now. Estonia is basically a Finnish colony now. Tallinn is treated like a suburb of Helsinki.

>We have the same price
>I still tip cause of nigger managers wont pay more
And they say its not the jews.

but he doesn't live in Texas

also maybe he's blind, you don't know his life

It looks like my own city, so it is comfy as fuck

We received foreign aid in the 50s maybe even 60s

>My French teacher told me once than she visited Finland in the 80's and it was noticeably poorer than Sweden, is that true?

Yes. We were 3rd world tier 70 years ago. Sweden has always been rich because they were a colonial master before. It's reflected in their architecture. Finland is a more equal society than Sweden though.

Lol. We pay 2 euros here in barcelona

Snow is hype it's when the least niggers are outside in Canada

Probably not, but the amount of alcohol you can bring from Russia is far more limited.

I'd fit in just fine, my anti social behavior will get me far there

Also Sweden didn't have wars.

>We were 3rd world tier 70 years ago.

That`s because your (((national hero))) was nigger

A lot of Finland looks like Russia.

Can any Finnish anons recommend some good Finnish literature please, which has been translated into English?

The mountain Jew strikes again

fug :DDDDDDDDD

I would go to sauna wearing clothes because I'm not faggot exhibitionist

Kek. When we meme, we take it to the limits.

absolute bullshit and you know it

oh hey is that Mannerheim?

lol this post is so good

>also maybe he's blind, you don't know his life

lmao he's good at blindly typing then

Looks like the set of a Aki Kaurismaki film.

I finish the vodka and go back to sleep

Under the North Star trilogy, that should be translated. Kalevala was "our version" of the Bible before Christianity came here, basically our pagan religion.

Here you go goodreads.com/book/show/400869.The_Kalevala

Second world.

Second.

Kalevala maybe

I'm also pretty big fan of The Egyptian by Mika Waltari

women are not that hot

>this guy still looks at the keyboard to type

also what is text to speech

Yes. They couldn't find a Finnish actor who would fit into his uniform so they used a Kenyan actor.

No one is submissive to sweden. Sweden is submissive to everyone

The Year of the Hare
Unknown Soldiers
The Earth is a Sinful Song (not sure if translated)

Thank you.

Do you know of anything more contemporary? Say in the past 75 years or so?

I've read a Pentti Linkola non-fiction book recently. It was pretty good, though more autistic than I expected.

What colonies did they have?

WE

>American education

Cool. I'm in my ancestral home land.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_overseas_colonies

This chick is quite popular but because she's half Estonian her writing is influenced a lot by her mother's experiences during the Soviet Union times goodreads.com/author/show/1129509.Sofi_Oksanen

I immediately proceed to avoid any possoble contact with potential finns, awkwardly go into the nearest liquor mart and purchase a fif of vodka, drink it all in one swig, climb up the nearest water tower and drunkenly fall off to my death so as to ensure I never have the potential to ever run into another finn again.

have they apologised to finland or something?

I rotate 360 degrees and walk back to my mountains

Cool, I'm glad my neighbor taught me Finnish in her spare time. I'm Norsk so I love the cold already.
10/10 going to get cozy

I go to hokkie game