Brit/pol/ - Kelly's Heroes Edition

>Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=kgeIINs1TrQ

>May urges Scots to 'Fuck Off'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-39750467

>UKIP leader Nuttall to stand in pro-Brexit stronghold in election
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-election-ukip-idUKKBN17V0DT

>Merkel lays down the gauntlet: EU leaders take just FOUR MINUTES to agree anti-Brexit tactics and demands on migrants, border controls and Gibraltar
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4457984/United-EU-set-defy-UK-demands-parallel-talks.html

>Exclusive Telegraph ORB poll reveals Conservatives annihilate Labour in Scotland and London
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/29/exclusive-telegraph-orb-poll-reveals-conservatives-take-lead/

>Why all Tories are thrilled about the certainty of a May landslide
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/04/why-some-tories-arent-thrilled-about-the-prospect-of-a-may-landslide/

>FT: EU summit approves Brexit negotiation stance
archive.fo/TosIN

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first for no guns

>snooker on the telly
>pic related on the way

Tell me a more comfy Sunday night. I'll wait.

Kaya

R A R E
B O W D E N

pls don't save this one lads

Nth for fuck communist nanny state cunts like this

wheres your fried broccoli?

If you didn't have gravy this week then you aren't English

>Robot Wars
>Chinese takeaway
Already beaten lad.

gone keto, lad.

It's Sunday for fuck sake, eat roast dinner instead and stop supporting foreigners

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What does that ones munchy box contain? My skirt wearing friend.

twitter.com/RidgeOnSunday/status/858691099442806785

Seemed a bit malicious. Unsure if Nuttall could've handled it better.

Get out

>Roast dinner in the evening
What kind of twat are you?

But what if I'm having cauliflower cheese my my gammon joint? Is that an acceptable gravy replacement?

I also got Chinese takeaway as my gf has banned cooking in the house.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4460650/Seven-suspected-illegal-immigrants-arrested-Suffolk.html

>tfw your county is literally being amphibiously invaded by Slavs

MAKE IT STOP

dump her

>chips
>doner meat
>chicken pakora
>veg pakora
>mushroom pakora
>salad
>two tubs of the hot pakora sauce for dipping

How does anyone listen to Peter Hitchens without wanting to kill themselves? It's not even productive critique, it's just one big black hole of despair.

>adding a captcha
we hate you too

I didn't eat mine at evening, I had it at dinner time like an Englishman.
No, cauliflower cheese is fucking dire
>Letting a women take control

Should I get Indian or Chippy lads?

Stop

And how often are people in this country shot and killed with legal firearms? Nobody's calling for an American system, only for the current accepted firearms to be extended

fried chicken if you live in L O N D O N
or essex

>Cauliflower cheese is fucking dire
You are scum mate.

What decade of this century will option politics return? By this I mean both people and politicians holding actual opinions and not bland statements to appeal to everyone.

Make a roast dinner and stop supporting foreigners

Yeah I guess im really "killing" those clay discs at the shooting club

I bet theres a little clay widow at home having to explain to her clay children why clay daddy didnt come home that evening, the last thing he heard was "pull"

I do tend to go off him for some nonths at a time.
He is on point about a lot of things but his analysis is just so fucking depressing sometimes.

It's slop lad

>tfw double steak, double egg and chips for din dins

>my gf has banned

For the sake of your future children, find your balls.

They're both run by British people, also the shops closed and the only food in the house is a pizza

>this century
Optimistic one, aren't we?

collecting food
for fun
for defense

have to account for Pubes cyber anticz lad

You've only had shit cauliflower cheese then

A reminder that this is legal in the UK and its fun as fuck to fire.

It is pretty depressing. I listened to a recent interview he gave where he indicates how the Global Market is too powerful now and politics that don't appease it are destined to fail.

Truth hurts, the only thing I find hope in is fascism sometimes.

You must be a paki if you don't like cauliflower cheese.

Psst. Did you knew there are Europeans in this thread this very moment?

S-save some for me?

full bore isn't that "fun".
22lr ak clones are the best legal toys

For all the religious folk

I'm not referring to the current system where shotguns are allowed for sport. I don't view this as an issue in the slightest. I am referring to implementing a US style gun system in the UK.

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indian run by british people fuck off

post tits

>The whole idea that policy is carried out to return a favour is fantasy.
Okey Dokey.
Do as your told and be rewarded. Consider that the PM salary is approx £150,000 p.a.
Now consider this:
>In 2017, Gordon Brown’s net worth was estimated to be $15 Million.
>In 2017, John Major’s net worth was estimated to be $50 Million.
>Tony Blair’s fortune now stands at three times the amount he has previously claimed, at some £60 million
Etc., Etc., Etc.

fat cunt

It's shit no matter who cooks it, stop having bad taste in food
C I V I C, just go to your mums and raid her store cupboard

Joseph was a cuck

>tfw no horror video game where the player controls a young aryan being hunted by a bloodthirsty Mosley

not gonna happen

youtube.com/watch?v=RQVIeTLqgOw

>50 cal locked breech with no anti recoil control
>fun

Shotgun with drum magazine is the most fun that can be had on a range or in a match
My mum lives 400 miles away

dont you wanna play as the mosley?

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He just buzzes off being a contrarian like his bruv.

Back to /LGBT/

PM salary is £140,000 fyi

200yds and up is where its at. Its more fun to fire than the Lee Enfield .303, can fire it all day without turning your shoulder to mince.

This one?

youtu.be/WPII3SMn9oY
Or this one
youtu.be/knd81qhbRiQ

>Get out whilst you can

Just play any shitty jumpscare simulator and imagine the thing chasing you is Mosley

That should be DLC only accessible to anglos

Just eat the pizza then and never have takeaway again unless it's fish and chips

youtube.com/watch?v=zI5hrcwU7Dk

Jews pay the traitors well

>people who have run an entire country are in demand with private industry and the lecture circuit

CAULIFLOWER IS TRADITIONAL

The first, was a good listen. His meme ideas aside he does sometimes talk sense.

Sometimes.

>Get out whilst you can
But where do I go, Peter?
>There's nowhere you can go

They could have gotten a job in banking if they were only after money. They go in thinking they'll have actual power, end up a puppet then milk highly paid speeches as consolation after they leave.

Don't watch this unless you want to cry

youtube.com/watch?v=hx9s_CbJg_Y

Peter Hitchens often makes good points but he often comes off as refusing to admit when he's wrong and is completely unwilling to listen to anybody who isn't named peter hitchens
>Not supporting a business run by a man I went to school with because it happens to be Indian food

I knows it chavvy but those shittty co2 pistols and cans is pretty fun. The only discipline I actually did semi seriously is 10m air pistol. I haven't got a FAC but my dad was a RFD so I got to shoot a lot of different guns.

he needs to discover hitler

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FYI
>The Prime Minister is paid £150,402 a year. This includes the basic salary for a member of parliament which is currently £74,962. It doesn't factor in the value of the Prime Minister's flat in Downing Street, or her other official residences.Since April 2016 the Prime Minister has been entitled to a slightly higher amount, £152,532. But the government is freezing the pay of Cabinet ministers until 2020. This means that ministers, including Mrs May, don’t take the increases in the salary they’re technically entitled to.

I could go for a cry right about now desu. Will listen to when I'm done with the Pirates of Penzance soundtrack.

I did black powder pistols once, a little bit scary trusting the guy to load it right, the smoke they give off is crazy.

We got another >ADHD doesn't real tirade in the column this week. You could fucking sit him down and take him through fMRI scans of ADHD and normal brains, and he'd still say it was fake and nebulous.

>This is literally the height of Scottish cuisine

They get paid £400k for 1 'motivational talk'. Think about how much money you could make from that over the years

He's part jew anyway so pretty red pilled on Hitler desu

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>Scotch eggs weren't even invented in Scotland

Think I know what I'm dedicating my life to in that case.

Neither were kilts, bagpipes, tartan, whiskey or haggis

Interestingly, Singapore pm is on a few million a year

>Watching the Electric Jew
>Drinking the Liquid Jew
>Smoking the Herbal Jew
>Talking on the Telecommunicative Jew
>Texting on the Mobile Jew
>Browsing the World Wide Jew
>Driving the Gas-Guzzling Jew
>Attending the Academic Jew
>Working at the Occupational Jew
>Trading with the Fiat Jew
>Living in the Domicile Jew
>Owning the Domesticated Jew
>Sleeping on the Comfy Jew
>Eating the Nutrimental Jew
>Drinking the Aqueous Jew
>Partaking in the Reproductive Jew
>Raising the Infantile Jew
>Living on the Terrestrial Jew
>Living in the Third Dimensional Jew
>Existing in the Metaphysical Jew

All gone user sorry

Is the numberphile guy Tim Farron?

Yeah he does that constantly, I can't remember what program it was but there was an interview he did where he argued drugs should always be treated like a criminal issue, and somebody brought up Portugal and the success they've had with treating it as a disease in some cases and how much cheaper it is for them to do that and he completely ignored it and carried on talking like it had never been brought up

He's a smart man, but his head's so far up his own arse its amazing he's managed to survive so long being as rude as he often is, you'd imagine he would have said something so offensive by now that nobody would touch him, he's skirted close a few times

Singapore is run by my dream party though, seriously read up on the parties history and what they have done. They are GOAT.

A lot of Asian countries like China pay their politicians like 10k a year. The result? widespread corruption as politicians need to make ends meet

Doing anything for the bank holiday lads? Drinking alone here

:c

Great movie