Went to the a Peleliu Island, due to my fascination with WW2 history

>Went to the a Peleliu Island, due to my fascination with WW2 history.

>Look around the entire island, look at old bunkers, destroyed tanks and all sorts of other interesting things.

>Decide not to take the tourist route, and ask people if they have any interesting places I could go to.

>Ask this Japanese Visitor.

>He guides me to this cave.

>Go inside the cave.

>Turn on flashlight.

>A 70 year old corpse of a Japanese soldier looks me in the face.

>He has a dagger stuck in his chest.

>Old, tattered rotten Japanese flag lays on his corpse.

>Japanese visitor beside me is horrified.

>"We should go"

>I shake my head and fucking carry this 70 year old corpse toward the shore.

>Police find me and take the body back to Japan.

>Turns out his modern grandchildren are nationalists.

I feel good.

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Did they let you keep the dagger?

This is a useless blog without pics

kill you'reselfs

>things that super duper really happened desu

Nope, gave the dagger back to the family.

I did keep the flag though.

sure you did, I think you're full of shit

pic with time stamp fag

No it did.

This shit happens a lot, most of these islands are poverty ridden shit holes, they can't even afford to get 70 year old American and Japanese corpses out of caves and bunkers.

These islands get money from tourism and fishing, that's about it.

Pics or it didn't happen

I know the feels are strong and i respect you for it but if this is true it was a bad idea to move the body. Much might have learned from untarnished site.

Still easy mistake to make and easily done by those with big heart.

That is if you are not full of shit then for shame!

Apart from a rusted to shit oil drum this was it.

You are a liar. American scum must have already looted place to its last bit.

>Professional guide, guides me to a cave he knew was there and miraculously had never been in and discovered a body nobody had ever seen before

Totally believable

>carried a 70 year old corpse

No you didn't.

You would've had to take it piece by piece you fucking autist. How dumb do you think we are?

Really neat. Cool share bong.

Time stamp now

No, if you research the battle of peleliu you will know they only went for the airfield and "the point" which was a massive mountain the Japanese used as a artillery position.

The Japanese were very clever at creating small bases and outposts.

OP delivers

Can someone who reads moon runes translate this?

You pulled that off google.

>secret cave with skellies and treasure

youtube.com/watch?v=CeUYzDgs498

youtube.com/watch?v=CeUYzDgs498

youtube.com/watch?v=CeUYzDgs498

>70 year old cotton flag thats been on a corpse in a cave

Does 'visitor' mean 'guide' in British English or do you just suck at reading, too?

I didn't really "carry" it, I dragged it. It was very nicely preserved though, mostly because the cave was blocked by some rocks. And that must of effected the preservation process, also the temperature was much cooler inside the cave.

He wasn't perfectly preserved though, obviously. His skin had turned grey and his eyes where rotted completely.

reverse image search and found it posted on a 2009 forum.

What does this says?

STFU you twat OP is full of shit

Kek.

No treasure, Japanese soldiers had little supplies.

military-quotes.com/forum/captured-japanese-war-flag-t77394.html

>corpse
>70 yo
>dagger IN chest
You are fake news.
It would be bones by now. how retarded are you

It was tucked away in his breadbag.

Way to destroy their landmark, douche.

You're a gobshite lad

Posts a flag that says was the flag he took and is easily reverse-searched

Aaaaand into the oven it goes. Confirmed fake by image search.

I said the cave was blocked, many Japanese corpses where found in this condition due to their underground systems.

OP are you gonna explain why you lied or no?

I'm listening to the music and picturing some autist with big hips and a clubfoot proudly dragging a mummy through the sands.

youtube.com/watch?v=xM__xYONwvs

still would be bones retard
also see

Do you understand preservation or are you fucking around here?

>Old, tattered rotten Japanese flag lays on his corpse
>post a pic of a near-immaculate flag he claims to be his when it's not
>in his breadbag


FUCK OFF

Why make up such a blatantly fake lie and post it on a board it has nothing to do with? Don't you have anything better to do?

Shoulda done your forefathers proud.

MODS
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OP IS FULL OF SHIT BAN HIM

>fakes a story
>doesnt even look up body decomposition
go back to india pajeet

I like (you)'s.

You see, a (you) is a victory in my book.

Also, it kinda shows you how shitty nu/pol/ is, how people will fucking bite the bait of something that doesn't have ANYTHING TO DO WITH POLITICS.


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>11 posts

you're doing it wrong

Cums on the flag or GTFO!

>I was only pretending to be retarded
>y-you all fell for it haha!

damn, that activated my almonds. cheers m8.

But you did, why did you click on this thread.
This thread has nothing to do with politics, in fact I blame the mods for not deleting this thread fast enough.

post tribute pic

This. Some nuchanner from reddit i bet

>Says I'm nu/pol/

>Clicks a non-natsoc thread.

Come come now.

I bet he is just doing his 10 shitpost homework his professor gave him.

Exactly what I was referencing

>complains about how shit nu/pol/ is
>Proceeds to make a shit quality thread full of lies
>Hurr durr, I hate the quality of nu/pol/ so I make a low quality bait thread to get (you)s, that will fix the problem! I was only pretending to be retard, guys!
Confirmed autist rambling.

This is now a Hitler thread. Post Hitlers.

>Confirmed autist rambling.

He's Estonian. They're just Finns with a Southern Accent.

Rave Hitler checking in

>thinks Sup Forums is a sole natsoc board

wew lad

88

Whatever he is, he made a terrible thread amd he should feel bad.

And it deserves to be reborn into a Hitler thread.

Did you just wake up?

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We should fix awful thread like this in this way. Nex time I see shitposing threads I'll post Mosleys in your honor, brit.

It is 2233 hours in Estonia.

Found a video of your adventure OP
youtu.be/fIxPgZCMq_Y

I'm worried about you.

>I was only kidding guys!
Kill yourself

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Don't be. I am trapeze dirty sock Citizen Eco-Drive.

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I just spent 6 months on Guam. I went to all kinds of spots where tourists never go, found unexploded shells, spent ammo, supply caches, bunkers, tanks, all kinds of stuff. The battle there was fucking nuts. Def lots of bodies.

>military-quotes.com/forum/captured-japanese-war-flag-t77394.html
Confirmed OP full of shit

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Lying cunt.
klpstudio.com/japan_web/

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I blame you for posting in the first place.

>breadbag
Jap soldiers didn't eat bread, you retard bong.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imperial_Japanese_rations

You are an eternal faggot.

>he doesn't have his grandpas flag that he took from a dead nip

fuck of
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I knew it was fake all along.
But I agree Sup Forums is baiting every bait even If I once proved it was bait

sage

YKTD is that you?

Sad that the police took away your souvenir

That pretty neato

All I got are some old records my great uncle found in Japan right after the war ended.
China Night and Tokyo Boogie-woogie are my favorite
I still listen to them occasionally

That's one nice flag.

What's the difference between a million dollars and 6 hookers?

I don't have a million dollars buried in my backyard.

>he has a grandpa that fight for the (((allies)))

no it wouldnt, in those conditions

t. funeral home employee who has been to many scenes of death and exhumed up to 100 year old bodies

that being said, this story is bullshit

At least they fought.

t. Spuroburger

Meh. If he had fought the Germans I'd agree with you but fuck the Japanese.
Talk shit get hit

Is that the watch he kept up his ass for 5 years?

J/k breh, but for real, take that fucker to a watchmaker and see if you can get it running or if it's all rusted up inside. If it were me, it'd be really cool to have that old watch in running condition still.

If it's nonfunctioning or rusted you might luck out still because many of the mass production of that era, there exist some standards and spares still.

It's mostly names of the soldiers's friends and family members that has written it on the flag as a token for good luck.
Op is a fag for posting this BS story though

Kek, because america wasn't totally asking for a fight am I rite (hint: flying tigers, embargo, hull note, cracking Japanese codes before the war, pure (((coincidence))) that carriers were gone before the attack, etc)

>Sup Forums is shit
>to protest how shit Sup Forums is I will post more shit

>>A 70 year old corpse of a Japanese soldier looks me in the face.

Do you have photos or are you full of shit?