If Sup Forums had to pick between a sunni muslim or a shia muslim what will you become

if Sup Forums had to pick between a sunni muslim or a shia muslim what will you become.

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i pick a dead muslim

i'd rather kill myself, fuck islam

no

>picking between Abu the degenerate childmolesting tyrant or Ali the degenerate childmolesting tyrant
Admittedly the shias are the more based ones at the moment, but that's for geopolitical reasons.

I'd give my pistol a blowjob

Which ones get to kill fags?

Not that they're entirely peaceful, but terrorism comes exclusively from Sunnis. You'll never see a Shia strapping on a suicide vest, and Muslim-on-Muslim violence if overwhelmingly Sunni on Shia.

Suicide an option?

>if Sup Forums had to pick between a mold or a bacteria what will you become

death

> what will you become.
a corpse

sunnis seem to get along with the jews better so i'd go with shia

no that is haram

Shia just because they're currently the less explosive bunch, but I'd rather commit sudoku

I'd be a Sufi. They can drink, eat pork, and tell the other sects to fuck off. Plus they are a mystical order, so there is magic at play with them.

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Both

The one that fucks fewer goats and children, if suicide isn't an option

Shia's literally invented suicide bombing you idiot.

Shia because i've never seen a Shia commit an act of terrorism against us. only Sunni Wahhabist cancer. that being said, shias are still muslim.

suicidal

Actually false. It was Tamils. See Ghandi

Shias - crafty, spies
Sunnies - throw money at problems, Bosniaks

Shia, no doubt

Shia for the winning

Sunnis vs Shia when?

I'd kill myself than become a beard toting goat fucking subhuman. I might poo in the street, but I don't go around diddling children and keep multiple wives like a degenerate. Seriously, fuck these scum of the earth and I hope they go extinct from fucking goats. Name one mullah who has contributed something worthwhile to our society.

there's nothing worthwhile in your society anyway

Since the founding of Islam

youtube.com/watch?v=oShTJ90fC34

Enjoy your chastity while Mahmudullah fucks your wife tonight, Pommieboi.

I choose Shia. As in Shia LeBouf.

100% Chia

I am a Sunni, and I'll pick Shia any time. Don't ask why!

Hows that Hindu rule working out for you?

>Inb4 muh name companies from your country that contributed blah blah blah meme

Just because 2 or 3 of you 1.5 billion Indians out there aren't doing so shit,that doesn't really mean that you have the right to call others "scum"

Also name 1 company that doesn't produce shitty boot-leg Mobile phones that benefited the Indian public.

but why?

user muslim

Also, your entire empire was built because of the colonies'resources, which your shithole of an island did not have. You'd still be stuck in polishing the Stonehenge if it weren't for us and the other colonies.

Suicidal

India has as strong of economic GDP growth as China.

Once we Americans are allowed to start drilling for our oil, you Arabs are toast. Your economies are one trick ponies.

>Most of Sunnis are Arabs.
> arab sunnis prosecute non arab sunnis.
>I am non arab, I'll stand with every non arab muslim.
>Arabs have diverted from Allah's path long ago.
there you go !

Considering ISIS, Al Qaeda and all the other terror groups are Sunni, I would definitely take Shia

just be a Sufi then, you can be mystical as fuck and tell the establishment to kiss Rumi's ass.

Says the guy who literally lives on sand and churns out terrorists every day.

Are you a Turk on a recruiting mission ?

Neither. Islam is a death cult, and the sunni/shia split is only over control, not how they actually act. Shia - Iran. Fuck them. Sunni - Saud. Fuck the House of Saud.

Burn them all, start over.

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neither, I just like studying Sufism/Mysticism in general. I'm actually taking classes to convert to Greek Orthodoxy.

What? Are you fucking dense? Have you seen the roving gangs of death squads in Iran? Remember what's her name, that girl who got shot on camera by them? No violence when overwhelmingly Sunni over Shia? Are you fucking insane? What the fuck do you think ISIS is?

Islam means violence. Period.

>converting to a religion
why? religions are a scam. it's not about the question if there is a god or not, world religions are just a power play and divide people for no good reason, except the leaders gaining more power and money

Saladin fucked everything up, the middle east would be 100% better if it stayed shia

I'd rather be a scrawny jew than an inbred carpetbomb

>riots designed and sponsered by usa and israel that happened 8 years ago
>holy shit muslims killed the girl.they are terrorists!

FPBP
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>if Sup Forums had to pick between pancreatic cancer or colon cancer what will you become.

It's funny you say that, because sometimes I have my doubts as to why I'm converting. As crazy as it sounds, it was because I heard a higher calling to do so, and after quite the amount of prayer, meditation, and talking to my local priest, I haven't looked back.

Hahahaha

kill yourself

Colon. Dumb comparison . pancreatic is an out right death sentence but my gran survived colon cancer like a champ

I said the violence is overwhelming by Sunni directed against Shia. Sorry if I wasn't more clear.

Fuck no

Me and Sup Forums would pick Israel. Based Jews.

>what would you become?
Christian

Shia. Death to the majority of sub-human barbarians.

An allawhite

this.
Christians aren't Haram according to Muslims and Muslims aren't wrong according to Christians, same god, different prophet

Allawites are Sunnis powered by Shias.
be more specific?!

Which ever one Iran is. I forget.

Saudi Arabia is sunni
Isis is sunni
Most muslims are sunni

Shia all the way

Talk is cheap motherfucker.

Ibadi Islam is the secret third sect which is pretty much only in Oman and some small berber tribes. If you pick Ibadism you can still hate all the other muslims so its win win

i will become comfy nuke for both

>never heard of lbadism.
I am a berber

All-a-White

Im nut arab am brbr xdxdxddd

Shia but only if we can implement forced deislamification on them after. Sunni are absolute cancer and need to be purged. It's the most toxic ideology in the world beside AnComm.

>what are the shia terrorist attacks of the 80s and 90s
>tfw shia were the first Muslims to adopt the practice of suicide bombing
Delete that picture
>Moroccan
>Not an Arab
Kek
You know those terrorist Groups consist of members who are both ex Shia and ex Sunni right?
No. It really wouldn't have
Why?
Great logic you got there. /s

>Shia but only if we can implement forced deislanification on them after.
You filthy westerners already tried that and got btfo. The only thing you contributed to as a result was the creation of the current state of the Middle East.

Used to kill each other from the oil reserves/pipeline land.

I choose chirac, any time.

>if Sup Forums had to pick between a flea or a roach what will you become.
Neither.

DESU all of the subdivisions are a plague on the earth

>1096 AD

If your society is so good why you fleed to UK?

...الله أكبر

Also the guy on the left is wearing a traditional Khaleeji headgarb. It's not Islamic clothing it's Khaleeji cultural clothing.
It doesn't necessarily make him a Sunni either he could be any sect or even an non Muslim for that matter.
Pic related is Sunni Islamic clothing
True

shia for the civilization and bad bitches

shia they are the less retreaded, Fuck the Saudis.

They will be rodet out any ways.

Pancreatic is similar to CRC: the reason why they tend to be lethal is because they're usually detected when late stage S/Sx show and it has metastasized. CRC is less lethal, because the lucky ones tend to get a colonoscopy where surgical prevention is recommend or detected in earlier stages. OK comparison, Shia tend to be a little bit more rational than Sunnis. Unfortunately, that's like saying a lion is more calm than a tiger.

LABAIK YA HUSSAIN

I like the metaphor, "Sufism is like a palace with a funny smell coming from under the floor boards, and no one likes to talk about the smell"

Why can't we hate both?

> inb4 we are the peaceful Muslims it's the others who do the terrorism
You are all filthy sand niggers destroying the world. Go die.

yeah, it's just like asking if being a trotskyite or a stalinist would be better...

Mad Shia detected.

>What the fuck do you think ISIS is?
Sunni scum supported by Saudi Arabia.

i would rather die

whoops, wrong image

You retarded hicks should probably do some actual research before stating false facts

Fuck off CIA

Fuck off JIDF