Why are lefties so unfunny and cringy?

why are lefties so unfunny and cringy?

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If you want to take a look in the mirror, just look at your friends.

I forget how the real saying goes.

Haha look he is so funny, youtube instant viral just upload it as a 24 hour video of that image

>that cuck posture

Stephen Colbert used to be very funny. Same with David Letterman. But when you mix politics with comedy, only the geniuses can do it and still be funny. Colbert and Letterman are not geniuses.

>haha, now do the happy human, Stephen

because they can't evaluate their positions
they are fraught with internal contradictions and are based on the way things should be, rather than the means they intend to use to get them there
they won't acknowldege the means can get pretty awful

What's wrong with your neck mate?

sample:
> "everyone deserves broadband!"
fine, buy them broadband
> "everyone deserves broadband and so we will steal some of your shit, sell it, and buy them broadband"
wait a second here

because everything they say and do has to pass through their carefully constructed mental seives.

its like listening to a mormon stand up comic, you dont get half their jokes and the ones you do have no bite, they're like secular mormans. you can't be funny if you can't be offensive.

This

this too

He was funny before he got overly political.

Please. Sup Forums was sucking his dick during #cancelcorbert

Is this why every comedian since the election has become unbearable?

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He looks so fake and artificial.

I don't know how these rich out of touch assholes haven't killed themselves yet. They must be on a lot of drugs.

It's because Trump himself is actually a better comedian, and he's up past is eyeballs in politics during his spare time.

it's in their genes

I have never found Colbert funny. In fact when I first encountered him many years ago I felt deeply disturbed by his persona. There was something about him that seriously creeped me out. I could not explain it and my girlfriend at the time thought I was crazy. But for whatever reason I just couldn't stand him. If you had told me at the time that he was a murderer or child abuser I would have believed you. There's just something so off about him.

They are boxed in with what is allowed to be ridiculed. They have to follow their own given rules for humor, which leads to circlejerking and dead horse beating

First time I ever saw him was on whose line is it anyway. He was pretty good.

At least Bill Maher will talk about shit. Everyone else in that picture is literally cancer.

Trevor Noah and Steven Colbert are the worst.

Because they have to be filtered by their overlords above to make sure that it won't be offensive
to the dumb libtard generation that watches whatever's on the Youtube trending tab

Being serious, I think the biggest reason why is that all their attempts at comedy and humor seem to be more focused on conveying a message/propoganda than a sincere effort to be funny. What's funny about what the "trolls" and Sup Forums posters do with their humor is that the main reason for their actions is to have fun and make humor at other people expense (which is always funny if the people being offended are a rich gold mine)

people do that to make their face/neck look thinner of course it kind of doesn't work if you over-exaggerate and there's a mirror right beside you

The only good thing Colbert has ever been in is Harvey Birdman.

Because they're the establishment now.

DRUNMMMMMPHHHHHH

they're funnier than the right-wing. who do you have? losers like Crowder that got fired from Fox News for being so unfunny?

I'd be lying by saying that I agree with you ONLY on the basis that he voiced Phil Ken Sebben in Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law.

>Bulleit Bourbon
At least he has taste

because they're mentally ill

He was ok few years ago but after Trump got elected he's just annoying

>you are only allowed to have designated funny people who are on "sides"

What the fuck is wrong with his ear? Seriously. I've noticed it for some time but nobody ever mentions it.

They live on an entirely different world than us.

Or we are all from a different dimension but we wanted to win so bad when we were about to lose we just meme'd into this dimension filled with losers.

Or maybe...comedy in nature is edgy and we are now the edgy ones.

Or shit writers

Pick whatever one you want, fuck should I know.

yes, you have the best jokes

We are the right wing you cuck shed dwelling poofter.

Because political """comedy""" requires you to take a side, alienating half of your possible audience from the get-go. If someone makes a 'Trump sure does love putin!' joke, half of the people listening are bound to groan.

Furthermore, and more importantly, political comedy doesn't actually challenge anything. It just plain isn't funny. Watch any of these 'comedy' shows and you'll see guys like Colbert or Trevor Noah not get laughs, but applause.

Think about that. They don't actually think what they're saying is funny. They're applauding them for stating the correct opinions. Of course they have a quick quip here and there that'll get a genuine chuckle out of them, but their 'comedy' is just them 'wittily' stating their political opinions. These guys will never get the 'holy shit', gut wrenching laughs because all they do is toe the political correctness lines, being the exact same as every other '''''comedian''''' currently. And that's exactly why charismatic black holes like Colbert and Trevor Noah can exist, because the left doesn't want someone that will actually challenge them and get a laugh out of them (Bill Maher at least challenges them on Islam and PC culture), they want people that spout their opinions.

Their extreme hatred of Trump is causing them to lose their sense of humor and edge.

I wish I were joking.

Colbert is horribly unfunny.

I swear the jews are giving his youtube vids fake views.

"Lol trump sucks" 565 million views

I don't watch these lineal mouthpieces except when petted here but I always like it when they have to mention transgenderism because they can't make any jokes because that is sacred ground now

here is one of your best jokes (pictured: two people that kill for the cia)

It really is this.

They're more hellbent on ripping Trump rather than being funny. Eventually just getting to the point where they yell 'FUCK TRUMP'. Now if someone tells a legitimately funny joke that differs from my political opinion, it'll get a laugh out of me. But just saying 'lol these guyz r dumb!!!' does nothing for me nor does it make their target audience laugh.

When you roll your eyes, make that self-satisfied wry smile at the camera, and say "wow, guys, just wow". You're trying to create a social stigma around the thing you're mocking. You want it to seem so obviously wrong that you don't even need to explain yourself.

Do it in front of a crowd that whoops and shouts and praises you, and you're effectively hypnotizing the viewing audience.

When people stop falling for it, what do you do? What do you look like? You look like an outdated propaganda technique that's no longer effective. Yet you still keep doing that thing... where you try to show the world how much better you are than the object of your mockery. What word do people use to describe that? Oh yeah, smug.

And when you're smug when no one else agrees, guess what? It's a problem. And the left has a problem now

All of these people perform the same job.

You know what was actually funny?

Once in a while I'd catch a few minutes of Wait Wait Don't Tell Me, and for a while every time would be them all agreeing that they were tired of making fun of Trump and then spending the next five minutes trying to make fun of them. At one point, they resorted to a competition of making fart noises.

That was honestly one of the funniest things I've heard come out of that show in quite a while.

its funny but colbert was legitamately funny when he was based voice of conservatives through satire...he said shit bout muslims and gays that you cant say anymore.

Dime con quien andas y te diré quien eres -- Spanish proverb

i have no friends

>filename

Kek

it will viral with 10 views

really amazing how colbert keeps doing that... he's a front-page guy i guess

No, he wasnt funny then either.

Also _HE_ isnt funny. His writers are funny if anything is. There almost was a writers strike and he wouldnt have any show until after the strike.

youtube.com/watch?v=WdNsxjOAL-k
>I'm nothing
>I'm nothing
>I'm nothing 'till you look at me

>I'm like a mirror
>I'm like a mirror
>I'm nothing 'till you look at me

I used to like him, but since I found Sup Forums, he's not the least funny to me any more. Funny how that works.

Their style of comedy, Colbert in particular has shifted away from skits with a political flavor to full on 'political humour'.
In essence they are taking themselves too seriously, it doesn't help that thanks to SJW influence their ability to tell jokes that toe the line of being 'acceptably' is non existent and there is only so many times you can hear 'ey white people suck' before it gets stale

he had an airplane accident when he was younger where I'm pretty sure his brother and his dad dies and it left him deaf in one ear (it's all weird as well)

that picture is why i hate white people

Stewart, Colbert, Seth Meyers, and corporate media in general became establisment and the internet in general turned against them

The left hasn't been funny since about halfway through Bush's presidency. The Bush jokes got so stale and old that it was exasperating just to hear someone mention Bush at all.

The left dominates the cultural establishment. Nearly every media outlet, tv station, newspaper, major website, movie, etc has been pushing left wing thought for ages and it's stopped being funny. There's nothing new they can attack the right with except "hurr durr white men are racist" and that worked out so well for them in the 2016 election.

The new counterculture is on the right. Nothing is off limits and it's so easy to freak out leftists over anything. It used to be you never joked about God or Jesus, but now the most taboo subject in the West is the Holocaust/Nazis. So of course people on the internet whose sole purpose is for keks and triggering whiny liberals will make jokes about Nazi frogs because it pisses the establishment off. Look how easy it's been to convince normies of the most retarded shit.

It's not the liberal empowered womyn who is a societal outcast and considered strange and different. It's a bunch of antisocial weirdos on an anonymous Tibetan toe-dancing board. There are no limits so comedy is pushed to the limit. And it drives (((them))) insane

Also they're out of touch hypocrites like pic related.

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So.............Donald Drumpf

name a single right-wing podcast/Youtube show/etc that's as funny as Chapo Traphouse.

I don't understand celebs.
Maybe there is something fundementally different in my brain, but why the fuck do they post private shit like this online?
And then when you grind them into the dirt they complain that people treat them horribly and don't think about their feelings.
You know what, fuck your feelings.
If you post yourself online you are asking for it.

Sam Hyde MDE

Most people who post here are funnier than 99% of podcasts and shows. This whole place is crowdsourced comedy, and it doesn't need an actual person making these jokes to a group of fags and Jews that fill every TV show audience

they're incapable of getting off their high horse.

he always struck me as psychopathic. it's in his eyes and smile.

Good humor shouldn't be sanctimonious. I was checking some old Dave Chapelle stuff in light of the Ja Rule Fyrefestival shit and his jokes about Michael Jackson diddling little kids or white people didn't rely on a moral imperative to be funny. Kobe getting arrested for the rape accusation isn't "White people are the devil" but rather "white people wanted to get revenge because we blacks were cocky braggarts when Oj got off the hook". And I remember a jab at Bush where the joke was "Michael gets in trouble on the news whenever there's some big shit going on in the world." So Chapelle mimic'd some government official pleading with Jackson that because the Iraq war was going south they needed him to suck a little kid's dick and distract everyone. It wasn't emphasizing the Iraq war being bad, it wasn't emphasizing Bush as a bad president.

I am sure there's some great jokes to be made about trump and his supporters, but if you frame it in a moral lecturing tone then any humor immediately vanishes as it becomes heavy handed finger-wagging.

that shit's not funny. he just goes on predictable right-wing rants to trigger people. I could do that shit if I had no shame and didn't care if others thought I was a scumbag and wanted the easy money.

no this place is full of paranoid idiots who take conmen like Trump and Alex Jones seriously.

Colbert is proof that the only time leftists are funny is when they're LARPing as a right winger.

Leftists aren't funny because they have a shallow existence. Anything that can be considered edgy or offensive (unless it's to white men) can't be used. That's like 95% of all good jokes. They quickly become an echo chamber of "But seriously white people amirite?" and "DRUMPF!! XD"

"Let's talk about those butthurt conservatives! They're always mad because we're so smart and progressive!!! WHAAAA SCIENCE AND FACTS!"
As cringe as this is, it's guaranteed to make a liberal faggot cuck smile.

doesn't Colbert defend known pedophiles? is he one of those sicko's himself?

Taking them seriously is funny though.
It's the ultimate form of trying to see how far you can push your dad before he smacks you, and this time the consequences are for other people to shoulder.

>consistently on the trending list
Fuck jewtube

>these idiots don't realize "Rojava" is going to get fucked by Turkey, Iraq and Syria once ISIS is gone.

This place is like a stage for a standup comedian. Funny shit has to go through the ringer and if it's not funny it will be ignored. If it can make people here laugh after the constant "this is a kike shill" tests then it's actually funny. Comedians today don't do standup and post shitty web series.

The humor should come from the bottom up, not the top down. The true funny people in history went against the grain, not with it. Rodney Dangerfield and Richard Pryor were slumming it up in shitty comedy clubs because all of the old losers in charge of media couldn't handle any humor that different, that was considered crude and disgusting. How the hell could Samantha Bee be crude so as to piss any of us off?

watching Trumptards try to defend all of his fuck ups is unintentionally funny, I'll grant that.

aren't chapo right-wing satire of socialists, inspired by the likes of colbert
otherwise working for u.s. spooks would really awkward

Trying to not be offensive while being a standup comedian is like eating a steak without killing the cow. It's just painful for everyone.

ahahahahaha

"I know the right-wing isn't funny or creative and can't name a single damn funny right-winger so I'll just spout some bullshit about comedy being crowd-sourced on pol. Yeah! that'll work!"

>Sup Forums posters do with their humor is that the main reason for their actions is to have fun and make humor at other people expense
I think you're wrong. Maybe you'd have been right about Sup Forums in 2008, but this isn't applicable to Sup Forums in the present. I think we use humor to cope. When someone here says, "GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW", sure, it's offensive to an outsider, but for the people who've been here long enough, they see a kernel of truth in there. They know that the Jews won. They know that Western civilization is in a downward spiral. They know that we're being replaced by undesirables. They know that if something isn't done soon, that'll be it. They know that Donald Trump was probably our last hope and he sold out to the Jew.

No, I don't think it's intentionally offensive. It's a spoonful of humor to help the blackpill go down.

This guys face screams pedophilia, someone should check him out.

you are being funny
sign me up for your newsletter funny guy

Anyone else find it odd when white comedians blame white people for everything?

Keep crying faggot

i never ask for a feel like that. why?
i'm glad other people notice. dude sent shivers down my spine a few years ago when i first saw it in him. there's just something not right.

>white

god I hope this shit goes mainstream one day One to throw these bastards in jail, two to see all the lefties try and defend people who rape children

Allow me to defend this alleged pedophile whom I totally have nothing in common with. Haha, what? That's my sister, dude! She has nothing to do with me! Fuck off lol Lemme just defend this guy, it has nothing to do with him helping my sister, okay? Like how Comey's wife getting money from Hillary didn't influence him to drop the investigation the next day. Nope. We can be trusted because we say so! Hey, I got a new email from the Clinton Foundation! "Say nice things about us for money"

You know the Clinton Foundation (tm) is probably one of the greatest companies on earth? It's true because I said it. I'm not being paid for this by the way. I just felt obligated because they're so great. What's product placement? Child sex trafficking? What is this, Africa? Haiti? Haha, that wasn't racist because I'm a liberal :DD

>almost every worth while comedian of the last 50 years decidedly liberal
>liberals aren't funny
>GIT R DONE

Because they dare not think an original thought.
They are a herd of robots.

>why do i think people i hate aren't funny?

its almost like by virtue of hating them, you automatically don't want to like what they say.

>Sour grapes.
Just remember, leftists built the infrastructure you use to complain about them.

>Fallon has no drink
Well now I know it's a staged picture.

i hate to tell you this, but none of them will ever face justice.

To be honest, I get way more laughs hanging out on Sup Forums than any other TV "comedian" or talk show host today.

>They know that Donald Trump was probably our last hope and he sold out to the Jew.
That's not how I see it.
I think that electing donald Trump has given people something to think about.
I think more people will become politically active and not take democracy for granted.
If only the media would stop playing up the Trump is a nazi routine.
Leftists in the US need a serious wake up call and get back into reality.

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It's all of Hollywood too

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But this is never mentioned. Go to (((Lou Pearlman's))) wikipedia page and there's no mention of it. This is Jimmy Saville shit and it's industry-wide

That last quote left me tilted as fuck. Black pride was also founded in slavery, oppression, and murder. Wasn't it the blacks that invented slavery? They wuz kangs? I mean, they're still enslaving themselves. How is black pride allowed when white pride isn't? If it wasn't for white people, Europe wouldn't be nearly as civilized as it is now. Niggers would still be in mud huts. Science would still be considered a fucking magic to them.