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Today’s Articles

> May says Tories would not raise VAT
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39761740

> 'Phased approach': How to read EU Brexit guidelines
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-04-30/brexit-takes-shape-what-we-learned-from-the-27-european-leaders
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-guidelines-analysis-idUKKBN17V0IC

> Branson says he will BACK Theresa May if she gets a good deal with Europe: Virgin tycoon also calls for second EU referendum if ‘disaster’ of a hard Brexit occurs
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4460868/Sir-Richard-Branson-calls-second-EU-referendum.html

> Tim Farron says he is a 'bit of a Eurosceptic' in bid to win over Brexit voters in Liberal Democrat former south west of England stronghold
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/30/tim-farron-says-bit-eurosceptic-bid-win-brexit-voters-liberal/

> FT: Tory central command keeps a tight leash on selections
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> FT: May holds firm on double-track Brexit deal
archive.fo/Dncut

> PETER HITCHENS: So, what links terrible trains, the power crisis and our drugs epidemic? Useless MPs haven't a clue how to solve them
hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/04/peter-hitchens-so-what-links-terrible-trains-the-power-crisis-and-our-drugs-epidemic-useless-mps-hav.html

Polls

> Britain Elects Polling Average Update
Con: 46.2% (+8.4) Lab: 26.9% (-4.3) LDem: 10.6% (+2.5) UKIP: 7.4% (-5.5) Grn: 2.9% (-0.9) Chgs. w/ GE2015.
twitter.com/britainelects/status/858672289835089920

> YouGov: Latest Westminster voting intention (27-28 Apr)
CON - 44% LAB - 31% LD - 11% UKIP - 6% OTH - 8%
yougov.co.uk/news/2017/04/29/voting-intention-conservatives-44-labour-31-27-28-/

> Survation: Kensington constituency poll:
CON: 46% (-6) LAB: 29% (-2) LDEM: 17% (+11) GRN: 7% (+2) Chgs. w/ GE2015 result
twitter.com/britainelects/status/858741971166388224

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>10,000 word dissertation due in 35 hours and 22 minutes
JUST

>tfw still flooded with wogs and pakis no matter what happens

fuck theresa may and fuck white people

You are actually fucked. Not joking. I did mine in a week. It was still a stretch. Get an extension if you can, or fucking power it out right now.

In the UK, in 2014 there were 8,697 alcohol-related deaths
However, if you include deaths where alcohol was a contributing factor (such as various cancers, falls and hypertensive diseases), the figure increases to 21,512: 13,971 for males and 7,541 for females
Alcohol is 10% of the UK burden of disease and death, making alcohol one of the three biggest lifestyle risk factors for disease and death in the UK, after smoking and obesity
Alcohol related harm costs England around £21bn per year, with £3.5bn to the NHS, £11bn tackling alcohol-related crime and £7.3bn from lost work days and productivity costs
In the UK in 2012-13, there were 1,008,850 hospital admissions related to alcohol consumption where an alcohol-related disease, injury or condition was the primary reason for hospital admission or a secondary diagnosis
Alcohol now costs the NHS £3.5bn per year; equal to £120 for every tax payer
A fifth (29%) of all violent incidents in 2013–14 took place in or around a pub or club. This rises to 42% for stranger violence. Over two thirds (68%) of violent offences occur in the evening or at night

>Complaining about the state of the country
>Continuing to drink alcohol

Stop drinking alcohol

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Ban drug music edition.

#natsoc

Get off Sup Forums lad.

She and girls of her modelling tier are not anywhere near fame or actually big game money. Fresh meat so to speak. All posh stuff they pose with or adversite for is all they do. They rarely jump outside of 200-300k a year bracket. If you are White, cute type of good looking - just stalk her in Budapest or Paris
Scotland Yes the party

If Scotland leaves, who will bring me square slice sausage and a pan loaf?

Is this the stupidest thing you've ever done?

>tfw I said it was my birthday but no one replied
>other anons usually get lots of (you)s

1. Give all workers equal rights from day one, whether part-time or full-time, temporary or permanent – so that all workers have the same rights and protections whatever kind of job they have
2. Ban zero hours contracts – so that every worker gets a guaranteed number of hours each week
3. Ensure that any employer wishing to recruit labour from abroad does not undercut workers at home – because it causes divisions when one workforce is used against another
4. Repeal the Trade Union Act and roll out sectoral collective bargaining – because the most effective way to maintain good rights at work is through a trade union
5. Guarantee trade unions a right to access workplaces – so that unions can speak to members and potential members Introduce four new
6. Bank Holidays – we’ll bring our country together with new holidays to mark our four national patron saints’ days, so that workers in Britain get the same proper breaks as in other countries.
7. Raise the minimum wage to the level of the living wage (expected to be at least £10 per hour by 2020) – so that no one in work gets poverty pay
8. End the public sector pay cap – because public sector wages have fallen and our public sector workers deserve a pay rise
9. Amend the takeover code to ensure every takeover proposal has a clear plan in place to protect workers and pensioners – because workers shouldn’t suffer when a company is sold
10. Roll out maximum pay ratios – of 20:1 in the public sector and companies bidding for public contracts – because it cannot be right that wages at the top keep rising while everyone else’s stagnates.

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Birthdays are for queers

11. Ban unpaid internships – because it’s not fair for some to get a leg up when others can’t afford to
12. Enforce all workers’ rights to trade union representation at work – so that all workers can be supported when negotiating with their employer
13. Abolish employment tribunal fees – so that people have access to justice
14. Double paid paternity leave to four weeks and increase paternity pay – because fathers are parents too and deserve to spend more time with their new babies
15. Strengthen protections for women against unfair redundancy – because no one should be penalised for having children
16. Hold a public inquiry into blacklisting – to ensure that blacklisting truly becomes and remains a thing of the past
17. Give equalities reps statutory rights – so they have time to protect workers from discrimination 18. Reinstate protection against third party harassment – because everyone deserves to be safe at work
19. Use public spending power to drive up standards, including only awarding public contracts to companies which recognise trade unions
20. Introduce a civil enforcement system to ensure compliance with gender pay auditing– so that all workers have fair access to employment and promotion opportunities and are treated fairly at work

>Not voting Labour

last exam on monday

pretty sure i'm going to end up with a 2:2 lmao

What would this country look like under a Corbyn government?

My girlfriend is Danish. She says she was legitimately horrified when she came here to university at the drinking culture, and from then on she didn't party in England at all and hated our youth's idea of 'socializing,' IE doing as many drugs and as much alcohol as you can without dying and then snapchatting about it in the morning.

Obviously people drink in Denmark, but outside of the big cities nobody goes clubbing or binge drinks.

We're degenerate as fuck tbqh. It's probably going to be the only remnant of British culture left in 20 years, and then in 50 sharia law will even take that from us

good stuff

*ignores your post*

The break up of the UK will lead to yet more of the same until the ruling class are wiped out.

Budapest is a nice city (well the Buda part anyway).

Maybe it is but it's our best shot at independence

Happy birthday faggot(Again)

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Now there's a feeling I don't miss

Sweden and Germany but worse.

>fuck theresa may

Sorry lad, Happy Birthday.

You keep posting this but you refuse to answer
How is he going to pay for all this and how does he expect to get anything done when his party is in an absolute STATE, and what is he going to do about the migrant crisis?
Like Romania but with more muslims

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You share a birthday with the dude who wrote the Ghostbusters song.

Meet us in the uncut appreciation bread on /soc/. I would say post imgurs here but too many people would cry

Sweden tier because it would be socialist as fuck with open borders

Jokes on you guys I'm doing a meme degree and 10,000 words in 36 hours is childs play.

Nice quads by the way.

>spot on the inside edge of my nostril

one of the worst places for a spot

>My girlfriend is Danish
Why do you racemix? It's not like Anglos are shrinking in size and lose their sense of loyalty day by day. Moreso with Danes - a race of barely 4 million people. Genocide in action. Sad!
It is, but too many crooks and gypsies

Why is mummy so yummy

She loves pakis more than you.

>Anglo-Danish
>Racemixing

Interesting idea, but we're both white and that's honestly all that matters to me.

Thank you all

I feel like I cheated because my dissertation was easy as fuck to do and full of waffle

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>Just got kicked out of Greggs lads
Apparently you can't say coloured any more

It is racemixing, feel free to fuck off to America with that mentality of yours

Mcdonalds will cost it.

May is going to raise your taxes anyway.

We need to do nasal checks for jewness

Yeah it's strange, one side of the City is a lovely historic Tourist trap (ice cream, bars and coffee shops etc) and the other side is a dark, soviet sprawl with gypos selling Lavendar and some interesting looking vegatables off the back of carts.

Maybe that is what is needed

>Chaos

>kickin homosexuals, druggies, sluts and alcoholics off the streets

Are Sharia Law Patrol, dare I say it, /our guys/??

>They rarely jump outside of 200-300k a year bracket
Really thought she would earn more than that

>just stalk her in Budapest or Paris
Too creepy for me lad, hopefully she will just fall for my rugged good looks and charm

It's nearly 1am. Are you on drugs?

BAN COLOURING BOOKS.

I haven't had mcdonalds in fucking ages
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Mazel tov

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No, they're paki cunts, you paki cunt.

Not enough deficits and too many services, looks like

You're welcome user

Somalia with more rain and grass.

Are you aware of how racemixed the UK is as a country?

An 'Anglo' that in theory would be a perfect mate for me, could have a ridiculous amount of mixing in them - Celtic, Germanic, Anglo-Saxon, Scandinavian... etc DNA in their lineage. It's ridiculous to imply that having a kid with an Anglo who is likely a mongrelized white, is better than having a kid with a 100% Danish nordic girl.

I myself am not 100% anglo. I'm half welsh (celtic) and half english (anglo)
Does that make me a product of racemixing? If so you have some pretty bizarre standards because most of the UK is like this to some degree.

no cause they rapin all the white girls and getting them addicted to drugs to boink their teen pussies

>somalia
>but he's statist
But he cedes his seat on busses for you. The golden calves are panicking

There's a 24 hour Greggs in Sunderland

Been nearly a year for me. Haven't missed it, which is surprising how much I usually love it.

There's a Greggs drive-through in Bognor Regis

What was yours on?

I'm doing an English degree, I don't want to say essay writing is easy, but you'l often write something you think is complete shit and it gets a couple of marks off a first. Put the effort in and it'll be a first.

As it stands I'm on 5700 words of pretty well thought out stuff, just got to burn out the rest of what I have planned. I kind of enjoy the feeling of knowing if I just sit here for the next 24 hours I'll fail my degree and be forced to commit suicide, makes this boring shit exciting.

Start buying guns.

Kek, got a good laugh from this post

We've already got a dystopia, lad. If it gets much worse, we simply will not have the voting power to elect politicians who can change things. So there isn't a 'worse is better' scenario in my opinion.

I've had a couple on the inside edge of my ear before

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kek I bet that's a fun place on a Saturday night/Sunday morning.

Going to be needing my party bag, and some cake wrapped in a napkin.

Shitposting brings chaos but you cant shipost during chaos

Not joking but I ltierally can't remember

The fuck?

I live in London and all we get is fucking McDonalds or kebab at this hour.

kek, it was a long time ago or it was just inconsequential?

It has bouncers to keep things in order, stops people from taste testing the pasties.

Anglos and celts are very similar, genetically.

>I unironically hear mongs use this as a reason to BLACK n BROWN the nation

just absolute bullshit. the easiest thing i could think to do

You are Anglo-Celtic for what it matters then. Broader term still used in Australia; used to be common in the US when it was predominantly British in race. Yes, your case is a case of racemixing(ethnic groups is just PC name for race). Your pefrfect mate is Welsh, because that group is even in bigger danger than the English people. And Danes are not 100% Nordic you absolute retard, they have a good enough amount of Finnic in them
Modeling seldom ends in million figures even for apparently recognisable girls. She's very typical looking for her nation, so you can find any Hungarian bang for a try to start the process

Had a boil in my ear canal before

horrendous feeling, couldnt get to it, lots of pain and no way to give relief

also blocked my hearing and made me dizzy.

0/10 would not reccommend

JUST

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why are you anglowogs including a photo of my edinburgh in your circlejerk thread?

Stop appropriating /brit/ish culture Sup Forums

That's pretty cool actually.

Ban drug music.

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>will not have the voting power to elect politicians

Last gasp of that attempt was the BNP, effectively demonised by the (((media))) and made illegal under Blair/Blunkett

It is way too late for votes, it really is going to crash and burn, the British people could have changed it but chose not to.

The very best result will be the break up of the Union and resulting conflict that should give us an opportunity to finally destroy the left and their cancer.

I did a 20,000 word dissertation on a gamification edutainment app for some slavery/emancipation centre.

Didn't even write any code for it, just bullshitted it & they never checked.

BRAAAP
I had an orgasm
Pls MOAAAR

also anglos BTFO
>MAJORITY of Scots BACK independence
thenational.scot/news/15256772.Blow_to_Unionists_as_51__of_Scots_back_independence_in_new_poll/

>n-nobody in Scotland w-wants a referendum
the tension is palpable up here, you cuckolds. you're basing this off a few crosby polls - meanwhile here it feels as though people are getting ready to go to war

Well my father was half finnish. So why is the finnic in my danish girlfriend a problem?

Do you consider the entire race of anglos to be illegitimate because of the invasions of the romans, normans, and danes in historic times? What about anglo families that have bred with Irish families?

You seem to be massively over-categorizing white people, which makes me think you have autism. Just chill out, white people are white.

Blacks and browns shouldn't be allowed to breed, let alone with whites. Different discussion IMO, but I appreciate the sentiment that the logic is bad. But I'm arguing that Danes and Anglos aren't genetically distant in any significant sense.

Certainly not so much so that I'd consider a Danish-English child to be mixed race.

BNP was so utterly incompetent and full of mongs (besides based bowden) I almost believe it was set up from the beginning by ((them))

Hungary needs a literal fascist dictator to turn the things around on a path of progress. Don't be fooled with Orban and Hungarian political establishment, they steal a lot of resources from theit country

Imagine waking up just in time to see your nation slip aw--oh, wait...

>What would this country look like under a Corbyn government?
DPM:
British General Threatens Military Coup If Corbyn Elected zerohedge.com/news/2015-09-21/british-general-threatens-military-coup-if-corbyn-elected
Unfriendly fire: would a Corbyn government lead to a military revolt? theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/jan/25/corbyn-trident-military-revolt-unfriendly-fire

Maybe but they were racial nationalist and had wide support

The alternative was what exactly?

It's not a problem. Don't speak racial difference, if you don't have any idea about them.
>100% Nordic meme
Retard
>Do you consider the entire race of anglos to be illegitimate because of the invasions of the romans, normans, and danes in historic times? What about anglo families that have bred with Irish families?
I think that unique European races (ethnic groups) should preserve their heritage. Feel free to fuck off to America

>She's very typical looking for her nation
Will book a trip to Hungary soon. Anywhere apart from Budapest that is good?