> On way to mall
> Going checking toy stores for new authentic MLP merch for my collection
> Wearing MLP shirt with Rainbow Dash on the front
> Some kids see it and assume its means I'm gay
> "Nice gay pride shirt" they laugh
> Want to explain but too damn shy
> I face forward, cheeks and ears burning with embarrassment
> Get to mall
> Big Pinkie Pie plush teddy
> To big to fit in a bag so I just carry it
> In food court
> Eating KFC
> Only can get a table with 2 seats, so I put Pinkie Pie across from me
> Think of what it must be like to be on a date with Pinkie Pie and how awesome she must be
> Suddenly some cute preppy girls come up to me
> "Who's your date babe?" They giggle
> Takes at least 10 seconds for me to get words out of my mouth
> "Err....a.....a..........a............Pinkie Pie..."
> "OK huh" they walk away
> Feel them glancing over at me
> Now eating is very awkward
> Finish eventually
> Go to leave
> Too embarrassed to walk past them
> Decide to squeeze through some tables with a narrow gap between them to avoid walking past
> End up getting caught on a chair and dragging it a few feet
> Hear them laughing their assess off
> Ears burning, cheeks glowing, I am now aware that I am walking manually
> FFS, I think they might have been interested in me, if I'd have just played it cool
> l see kids who called me gay on the way back
> "Omg a pink pony, what a faggot!!!"
> Break in to a run and don't stop till I'm home
> I'm easily 10 years older than them, why didn't I say something?!
> Was like 2 months ago and I still cringe thinking of that day
On way to mall
>white culture
Um, this is not Sup Forums
nice story
if its true off yourself pls
Common filth did nothing wrong.
>MLP
kys
More like retard culture
You're after /r9k/
The virgin walk has no color ;_;
>walks into mall
>go to build-a-bear
>pick up pinkie pie plushie
>little girl says ponies are for 'girls'
>beat the shit out of child
>throw her into fluff grinder
>fill deflated pinkie pie with little girls organs
>go home
>fuck the shit out of it every night
>the end
/mlp/ are bros kys
r9k is a different board, faggot.
>this highly in-depth analysis of how a virgin supposedly walks
This is pretty damn autistic. It reads like some dude is writing about himself.
You read ibitsu?
>> Some kids see it and assume its means I'm gay
>> "Nice gay pride shirt" they laugh
they were making fun of you for having a MLP shirt, if you were wearing an actual rainbow shirt or any pride symbol they wouldn't have said anything.
>> Big Pinkie Pie plush teddy
>> To big to fit in a bag so I just carry it
you need to stop. it is time to put away your childish things and join the rest of us, fighting the culture war for the continuity of the white race which allowed you the childhood you wish to return to.
>> Suddenly some cute preppy girls come up to me
> "Who's your date babe?" They giggle
"This is Pinkie Pie. She was saving your seat."
>> Go to leave
> Too embarrassed to walk past them
this is what happens when culture teaches men to not be assertive, abrasive, etc. we are trained like circus elephants to stand on our hind legs and balance a ball on our nose, something that we would never do in the wild because it makes zero fucking sense for us. it provides amusement and a temporary distraction from the existential dread that is uniquely human. white males are not allowed to be human anymore.
>> l see kids who called me gay on the way back
> "Omg a pink pony, what a faggot!!!"
he's wrong to use the word faggot because you're not a faggot. but you should know two things:
1) you are being treated this way because you deserve it and
2) the fact that you felt things going wrong all the way back at the food court when you couldn't talk to the girls means that there is hope for you
> Break in to a run and don't stop till I'm home
> I'm easily 10 years older than them, why didn't I say something?!
> Was like 2 months ago and I still cringe thinking of that day
ok, so you have a social anxiety problem. maybe try to be a little bit more normal, like the guy in that picture you posted.
now, go back to r9k
>be me
>powerpoint presentation due that night
>super procrastinator, only started it the same day
>majorly fucking tired beyond belief too
>throw it all together, toss it on flash drive, pass out
>be at school the next night
>presenting using overhead projector
>computer screen already showing on projector
>load in flash drive
>open directory
>oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
>forgot drive was full of pony porn from when i used laptop
>thank god the pc was set to details, not images
>hope to fuck noone noticed filenames
>give presentation
>sit down after with spaghetti threatening everything
>noone commented, got perfect score
>thank god
that is absolutely what it is
who the fuck stares into the eyes of someone approaching them on the street? that's psychotic
>FFS, I think they might have been interested in me, if I'd have just played it cool
lol yeh, the fat degenerate man child in his mlp shirt on a date with a plushie totally had a shot with a bunch of hot highschoolers
I live rural but have seen a tub of lard pony shirt wearing virgin wastes waddling around a gas station. just seeing him.. All his potential wasted, pitiful yet vulgar like a crime against nature. every bit of me wanted to beat the shit out of him perhaps just to try and ignite a spark of self realization or determination to at least improve out of hatred for me.
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