On way to mall

> On way to mall
> Going checking toy stores for new authentic MLP merch for my collection
> Wearing MLP shirt with Rainbow Dash on the front
> Some kids see it and assume its means I'm gay
> "Nice gay pride shirt" they laugh
> Want to explain but too damn shy
> I face forward, cheeks and ears burning with embarrassment
> Get to mall
> Big Pinkie Pie plush teddy
> To big to fit in a bag so I just carry it
> In food court
> Eating KFC
> Only can get a table with 2 seats, so I put Pinkie Pie across from me
> Think of what it must be like to be on a date with Pinkie Pie and how awesome she must be
> Suddenly some cute preppy girls come up to me
> "Who's your date babe?" They giggle
> Takes at least 10 seconds for me to get words out of my mouth
> "Err....a.....a..........a............Pinkie Pie..."
> "OK huh" they walk away
> Feel them glancing over at me
> Now eating is very awkward
> Finish eventually
> Go to leave
> Too embarrassed to walk past them
> Decide to squeeze through some tables with a narrow gap between them to avoid walking past
> End up getting caught on a chair and dragging it a few feet
> Hear them laughing their assess off
> Ears burning, cheeks glowing, I am now aware that I am walking manually
> FFS, I think they might have been interested in me, if I'd have just played it cool
> l see kids who called me gay on the way back
> "Omg a pink pony, what a faggot!!!"
> Break in to a run and don't stop till I'm home
> I'm easily 10 years older than them, why didn't I say something?!
> Was like 2 months ago and I still cringe thinking of that day

>white culture

Um, this is not Sup Forums

nice story

if its true off yourself pls

Common filth did nothing wrong.

>MLP

kys

More like retard culture

You're after /r9k/

The virgin walk has no color ;_;

>walks into mall
>go to build-a-bear
>pick up pinkie pie plushie
>little girl says ponies are for 'girls'
>beat the shit out of child
>throw her into fluff grinder
>fill deflated pinkie pie with little girls organs
>go home
>fuck the shit out of it every night
>the end