Florida

Looking to move to Florida. I've heard the northern part of the state is based and to stay away from Miami or anywhere near it. Don't know much besides that. Any recommendations for where to live Sup Forums?? The whiter and more conservative, the better

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Florifag here. Yes, stay VERY far from Miami-Dade, it's a shithole. The northern part (here we call it the 'panhandle') is basically East Alabama. I live at about the Tampa area, I wouldn't recommend any cities, especially Daytona, it's the state capital of degeneracy (see: spring break). So, as for where to go, I'd recommend the Cape Coral or Naples area, it's very white, about 1 in 20 are niggers, not really hillbilly central either, and it's a drive away from beaches.

>northern florida.
>not full of white trash degenerates.

Florida isn't that great, North is better than living south of Orlando, just steer away from Jacksonville, Gainesville, and Tallahassee.
Jacksonville isn't that bad as long as you stay on the South East side of the St. Johns river, the side with the least amount of niggers.

Central FL here. Lake Co. is extremely based. Pro gun community, good schools and we have hills! Lots of lakes, We do everything from have wake board chapions to drag boats around here. Close enough to Orlando to have access to everything and far enough away that the crime doesnt suck. Plus everyone is loaded so we dont put up with shit.

I hear the Redneck Riviera literally saved this country.

Miami fag here, save me.

Miami used to be tolerable when it was mostly Cubans because they're based and anti-communist. They used to chase commie demonstrators out of town.

Now it's mostly Central Americans and it's basically LA. Still not as much of a leftist shithole as Tampa though

Polk Co. just south of lake Co. is also good. Deep country though and not a lot of jobs. Funny as hell, our sherriff said to the local Orlando TV station that you would have to be stupid to break in a house in our county. Its garenteed your gonna be shot and we like it that way. LMFAO

Sorrento fag reporting, can confirm based Lake County. Honestly, 20 years ago this place was heaven, but the jews are starting to infiltrate. Used to be Miami was their containment zone, but they're starting a miniature diaspora all over the state.

850 here, it's alright.

t. Okaloosa

>north Florida
>based

This is bait right

>>northern florida.
>>not full of white trash degenerates.

I'll take white trash over niggers and spics any day of the week.

>that's a nice hat u got on ur head there mister, cmere so I can get a better look at it

the panhandle is gay

Pensacola born and raised here. Not a terrible place and way better than south Florida. Plus if you're into aviation shows the blue angels are spectacular.

south is an utter fucking spic shithole while there is really nothing in the north. i would recommend central florida but there is already a shit ton of people and tourists here clogging the roads everywhere. flagler doesnt have that much shit in it so i recommend

Yes, unless you're retiring down here or if you're military/government contractor.

Central Florida is pretty armpit too

Oh and dont fuck with the cops and they dont fuck with you. However if your fooish enough to shoot on this happens

"LAKELAND, Fla. – Officers fired 110 rounds of ammunition at the man suspected of killing a sheriff's deputy, killing the suspect, according to an autopsy released by the sheriff's office."
'I suspect the only reason 110 rounds was all that was fired was that's all the ammunition they had," Judd said. "We were not going to take any chance of him shooting back." LMFAO Based as fuck.

He probably saw the voting patterns and assumed it was a mini Texas
Ah fuck, I forgot about Orlando. Orlando is the worst shithole I have ever been in this country, worse that NY, worse than Miami, hell it was worse than fucking San Francisco, I haven't been to Chicago, Detroit, or Philadelphia so I can't give an opinion but Orlando is fucking horrible. So many fucking arabs everywhere, all the fags, niggers, and spics, having to go to a food court in one of those places felt like I was in India or something, the chick serving me had a major eye scar with nothing covered, fries spilling all over the place, seeing what that city has turned into I'm surprised a sandnigger didn't shoot a bunch of fags sooner, it's like Brazil right in my home state. It's the worst, fucking globalized bullshit ruins places, it's sickening to know (((((((((they))))))))) want the whole world to be like that.

oh tell me about it. there is a line for everything here. i've seen so many crazy driving incidents seeing my parents drive on I4, i can't imagine easily learning to drive here

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summer weather is brutal. 90 degrees and extremely humid. get ready to be burned just from trying to put your seat belt on.

People are pretty laid back in FL maybe too much. Workers are slow, people drive slow, and like to take breaks. Traffic is brutal if you live in or near the city (suburbs included). Still, there is a lot to do. Bars, restaurants, theme parks, beach activities. if you like environmental shit you can't go wrong.

Really depends on the town. Smalltown cops might yank you for 5mph over and some will try to get you belligerent.

Come to Michigan, Ann-Arbor area. The schools are good, land is cheap, though not in Ann Arbor proper. $80,000 for a house on one acre. You want to hunt deer? You can literally do it from your back window, legally. We have literally 4 seasons, we're there are parts of the country that only have one. That's 3 extra seasons, at no extra cost.

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No, it's not easy, and people drive like dangerous morons. I've driven in NYC, at least the aggressive drivers up there had confidence. Have you ever seen someone who's apprehensively aggressive? That's what causes 9 car pileups.

AANDF go home

>florida
>white

also

>soul crushing heat & humidity
>most disgusting wildlife on the planet
>most disgusting collection of people possibly literally on the entire planet
>third-world tier diseases and rates of disease
>drug addicts
>homeless
>men are dbags
>the women are at least one deviation sluttier & more degenerate than the rest of the country
>filled with criminals, con artists, and scheming new york jews

god i wish i could spend all night just florida posting. instead ill just say that moving to there would be a huge mistake on your part

remember i said that

Just gonna leave this here

Grady Judd is based

politico.com/2016-election/results/map/president/florida/

Make of this what you will.

tampa can't be that bad

Central Florida here.
Orlando is a bunch of hipster bullshit... To a lot of people of you have died a gun in your life time you are automatically some deranged maniac. Pretty shit desu.

>be me
>getting gas after picking a script up
>apparently homeless in Walgreens parking lot follows me across SR50 to the gas station
>pump won't take my card
>this dudes on at least 5 layers of drugs
>keeps calling me senor then staring at a flickering light for extended periods of time
>neither of us is Hispanic
>clerk walks over with a cop right after I finish pumping my Arabian coffee
>"are the pumps working okay? Are you having trouble?"
>cop walks homeless guy somewhere and hassles him

Dude was after my antibiotics I guess

Yeah pretty much sucks in the Pinehills area and with a 10 mile radius of the two stadiums. But the rest isnt bad because of the tourist areas have to look perfect lol. Rule of thumb dont go to Orange Co. unless you have to and always carry.

seriously, after pulse i can't go anywhere without seeing "orlando strong" bullshit. i really disney world was never built here in the first place. not to mention the harrowing presence of crime hills

check out thomasville georgia, its old school antebellum south and 40 minutes from tallahassee, 10 from the border florida border

You don't leave the house much if you see that anywhere but on the ass of someone's car

All these faggots saying north FL is based and so white and awesome. I've lived in the panhandle and lived in Palm Beach County for most of my life. North FL is based, if based means filled with white trash rednecks and major meth and crack problems.

Palm Beach County and Broward are the actual based counties. People save up money their entire lives to retire in south FL. Do you really think white people would dream of retiring in a place where it's terrible for whites to live? Also a large percentage of the hispanics in south FL are Cubans that are conservative and vote republican.

If you think north FL is better than south FL you're either not from Florida or you live in the panhandle and are jealous you don't live in south Florida.

>i really disney world was never built here in the first place.


if disney never happened, central florida would be paradise with all those springs, lakes, farmland

Bayport reporting in.
Pros: Good fishing, not many blacks, low crime rate, and beautiful sunsets.
Cons: Redneck cops, mosquitoes, and biting flies.
P.S. If your dog gets loose, it will be eaten by an alligator.

I'd recommend St. Petersburg. Plenty of stuff to do, not too expensive, by the beach, and nowhere near dirty Miamites.

it's become one of the slogans of the orlando city franchise, but i see quite a few t shirts of it anywhere i go

central florida is where its at

That I4 corridor is a melting pot. not a white trash infestation like the north or a jew/cuban outhouse like the south.

>tfw saw a confederate flag on someone's front lawn while driving in Ocala once
Still agree with what says though

Stay the fuck away from South and Central FL, trust me.

Fuck off we're full

>assumed it was a mini Texas
Well that'd be even worse.
>hell it was worse than San Francisco
Nothing is worse than God's circus attraction, dude. Still, fair warning if you ever go near there, there are a TON of muzzies in Kissimmee.

If you drive far enough south for the foot hills to stop rolling then you went too far.

JIDF Pls go

St. John's County (st Augustine area).

Just do your research, you'll find it to be the best place. Virtually all white, schools rated among the highest in the country, crime rate at a minimum. Plus it's the only place in Florida with actual history and culture. Shit st Augustine has been a city for like 450 years.

no south florida is a hell hole with tons of niggers and old people

you dont want to be around old retired people its not fun

broward and palm beach suck dick

t live here

comfy in 561

>Stay the fuck away from South and Central FL
>Puerto Rican flag
Sorry you're jealous that the citizenship policy for Cubans arriving on the south Florida shore doesn't apply to Puerto Ricans, but you don't have to hate south Florida because of that.

trips

I love Tampa. I've been here a few years and just bought a house. It's a cool city, St. Pete is nice to visit also and Clearwater is like 30-40 minutes away for the beach scene.

St. Pete is more white and upscale downtown with Rich retirees, and has nigger slums on one side of it.

Tampa is more Hispanic and working class but has a few cool historic neighborhoods fun to visit and is fairly decent. There is also a nigger blight area central north of the city. Not too much explanation needed there typical nigger area, but for the most part it seems like I see fewer down here than I saw in Maryland. Granted niggers are endemic to MD, but they're not that bad in Tampa yet IMO.

Florida fag here as well. The area where I live is pretty awesome. Brevard county (space coast) is full of a lot of lower and upper middle class white folks with your choice of urban or city centers. Not many minorities and you get to see rocket launches on the reg.

Of course it doesn't apply to us, because we are citizens.

2/10 made me reply

I literally just shat on the jews you faggot

but for real, its nice to have variety for fucking. Asians, whites, latinas, throw in some mestizos for comfort.

It's a shitty place to have a family, but great for a 20 or 30 something to sow his wild oats.

>>soul crushing heat & humidity
This is easily the very worst part though.
>>most disgusting wildlife on the planet
Now I'm remembering that time an alligator swallowed a toddler whole. What was Disney thinking building a theme park in the middle of a swamp?
>>most disgusting collection of people possibly literally on the entire planet
Nah, the nonbinary freaks are over in Shit Fagsicko.
>>third-world tier diseases and rates of disease
I heard about Zika being on the rise there once, but that was a while ago.
>>drug addicts
Kek bath salts
>>homeless
I don't remember seeing any on my visit earlier this month. I was in Poorlando, too.
>>men are dbags
Maybe the nignogs, but I don't have a problem with the whites and some of the Cubans are okay

Another central florida user here. Stay away this place is the coal burning center of florida

I have been to San Francisco, and I found it to be better than Orlando. One thing I noticed was the heavy number of asians, that threw me off a bit. Maybe I just went to the good parts then, I saw some of the historic centers, maybe I'd give a different opinion if I spent more time in Oakland or something. Still, Orlando was a major shithole everywhere you went, right down to the amusement parks.

just dont come to florida at all pick another state op

its a shithole everywherre


truth

get youre facts straight before you start telling people off fag

Dude tell me about, its not even june and it feels like I hit a wall every time I go outside

east/southeast of jacksonville near the beach is basically rich white conservative land

It doesn't apply for Cubans anymore either, king nigger took care of that.

Orlandos a shithole, your assumption is correct. Nothing redeemable about it beyond the scope of what there is to do.

Buddy of mine Ownes a business on Division Ave/Kaily Ave. Was at his shop less that 500ft from there with the bay doors open and he said that place was a compete shit hole and never had more than 4 or 5 cars max there. He didnt hear any shots fired didnt see anything posted in the area for some big fest they were having etc. and doesnt beleive a word of the official story. Said it was really weird said cops start coming in the area around mid-night parked all over the place. A little bit bit went by they start blocking off the roads around the area (shut down Kaily ave and access to orange ave. He couldnt go home cause everything was completely locked down and cops wouldnt say anything. Most said they didnt have a clue wtf was going on. Only that they were told to stop all traffic in or out of the area.

>seriously, after pulse i can't go anywhere without seeing "orlando strong" bullshit
>Christina Grimmie shot and killed
>50 fairies getting aloha snackbar'd literally the very next day
>Not even a couple weeks after some kid gets swallowed whole by a wild animal
>All at or near the same location
Man, that had to have been the worst summer ever for Florida.

also dropping an experience i've had in an edgy park
>be me, about 11
>returning from sarasota family vacation
>shitty 2006 ford focus breaks down
>conveniently right by a just brakes
>go in
>can repair it but it will take an hour or two
>clerk recommends we go to park across from street
>we go
>notice a pack of hobos gathered at table far
>meh.jpg
>sit down at bench by lake
>me and brother dumbassily wave our ipods in the air to "get a signal"
>minutes later a dark skinned lady approaches us asking for change
>uhwedonthaveany.wav
>family decides to nervously leave
>~40 year old man follows us with loud flip flops, presumably with pocket knife
>we make it just in time to a dog park meeting and weird rando turns other way
>escort us back to just brakes
>crisis avoided
pic related
>

Florida fag here, most of the state is solid. Stay away from Miami and Orlando. Tampa is trash but Jax is boring af...good luck

everyone in central florida has something off about them, panhandlefag here

Sup Forums was following the scanners for HOURS before local news picked it up, and when they finally did they ran outdated coverage on a loop and talked to the most unintelligible survivors

yeah lmao it was wild

Hell yeah, I go over to cape canaveral every few months for a trip to the family friends' house and it's always a pleasure, I never took any of the space station tours, but there was this one time we were in our usual hotel diner and the ground started shaking, thought it was an earthquake (yes, in Florida) until I looked outside and saw the rocket fly into space.

I noticed you didn't mention LA in your post. Is that the one exception worse than Orlando? Because in terms of traffic, people, crime, things to do etc. I'd say they're about 50/50.

It's called being straight, probably not used to that up in the faghandle.

386 brahs check in

Tampa is really bad. Crack dealers, hookers car jackings, burglaries, murders, and rapes every day.
On weekends you won't sleep at night because of constant sirens and police helicopters.

What? They barely let you near the launches these days. And brevard county is shit, what area do you think is remotely nice? The damn outlet mall?

gotta deal with the shitty duval county local government though

Yea I dont claim to know what did or did not happen. Just know someone who was in the area that said the whole thing didnt make any since.

Never been to LA in my life, I went to SF for family friends, I'd assume that the beaner situation over there is pretty terrible and the progressive bullshit will drive one to madness. I may make an exception to Orlando if I ever visit Philadelphia, Detroit, Chicago, or LA.

Really didn't, and actually the scanners didn't decide on a lone gun man until they literally had a body to show.

Check Panama beach area. Just stay north of central fl. remember, the deeper you go innawoods, the less likely you are to return to civilization. Stay away from disney.

So it's Palm Beach County light?

I grew up in the Niceville / Fort Walton / Destin area, in between Pensacola and Panama City and I absolutely loved it. Spent 22 years there, I now visit once or twice a year and I'll probably retire there. Niceville / Fort Walton are essentially military towns, while Destin is the tourist capital of north Florida. Medium sized towns and pristine beaches. Driving down highway 30A towards Panama City is an intersecting trip. The north side is trailer parks and bum towns, while the south side along the beach are some of the most incredible multi million dollar resorts and beach houses you'll ever see.

What the fuck are you blabbering about?

AANDF doesn't come up with anything on Google.

panhandle really is best flroida

Well, to be embarrassingly honest LA isn't THAT shit. The poorer parts like Compton and San Fernando which are nigger and spic dystopias yes, but as for the rest, expenses aside, I don't think it's completely terrible. Just don't piss off those spics.

>Ann arbor national defense force doesn't exist goy
>there's no such thing

I'm gonna guess you're from New England or some other place like that. You're all the same.

>waaah everything sucks here
>everything is better up north
>that's why I had to move down here and I won't go back
You people are all the same. If you can't take the heat, fuck off back to wherever you're from.

>most disgusting collection of people possibly literally on the entire planet
But that's what makes us special. What would Florida be without all the weirdos?

>Now I'm remembering that time an alligator swallowed a toddler whole. What was Disney thinking building a theme park in the middle of a swamp?
Cheap cheap land. Probably made a hell of a deal with Orange County. Also, where the hell else was he gonna build anything in Florida that WASN'T swamp?

My dad actually used to live in Ann Arbor for his med degree before he moved down here, had some nice things to say about it, not so much about Detroit though.

>dads a doctor
>lives in FL

Checks out

Florida is a fucking sauna you cannot escape

Stay away

Im kinda old by Sup Forums standards. I'm almost 37 Married w/ 4 kids. I out an IT service company and do low voltage contracting work. So far Moving to Clermont area from Atlanta a few years ago has been good. All in all Im glad we made the move. Like I said its a good area to have a lot of outdoor fun, people respect eachother. Cops dont suck unless you drive through Groveland. Good schools good local restraunts. Crooked spoon is awesome desent BBQ. And pro gun love it.

Stay away from Alachua County. The few based people here refer to Alachua County as the North Korea of Florida or ''The People's Republic of Alachua County'' We're surrounded by red counties and gas prices are almost 30 cents more than nearer counties and yet the roads stay fucked. UF is filled with cucks.

Tampa. Eat at Publix