22yo and still a virgin

I'm still a virgin Sup Forums and it looks like i'""ll be a wizard soon. What's the point of living if I can't achieve one of my most basic function?

Get's worse. You're also a FUCKING LEAF.

>tfw 27 y/o and stopped caring

live stream your suicide

Go on nofap

>tfw 28 and fucked twice in my life and couldn't cum either times

Am I going to be a retarded shitty wizard? Or am I just a shit normie

Sex is incredibly overrated are you're still young. Plenty of time to be disappointed, leaf.

Your father was able to get laid
Your grandfather was able to get laid
Your great grandfather was able to get laid
Your great great grandfather was able to get laid
Your ancestors were able to get laid
But you can't. That's sad.

>>tfw 28 and fucked twice in my life and couldn't cum either times

This isn't a bad thing at all. I usually can't fuckign jizz either but I can fuck for hours because of it. This is a gift and a curse, you pleasure women like most men can't but you yourself have trouble deriving pleasure from sex

Go on tinder

Bruh just get drunk as fuck and hook up with some slut at a bar or party, not hard

31 here, soon to be 32.

There is no powers like the promised me. All I got was loneliness and an incredible high sexual stamina from all the fapping (can esge for 3 and a half hours, but usually do it for 1 and a half)

Sex basically stops after marriage and children anyway.

STOP LISTENING TO THE FUCKING JEWS

The other night I went to club space in Miami. I danced with a few chicks, made out with one who then followed us to Cheetah Hallendale Beach, a strip club in Hallendale Beach. Afterward, me and the girl from the club got 'privatedances' in the back and then I got my dick sucked in the car in the parking lot by the girl from Club Space. Once I came, I didn't even want to take her home like originally planned and proceeded to go home by myself and browse Sup Forums

The whole time I felt like I was taking part in a goy ritual. When I spent $500 for VIP for my friends and I, I heard 'good goy' as I handed them my money. When I threw $100 singles on a stripper who was eating out the girl from Space all I could think was 'good goy empower women goy'. When I gave the DJ $5 and requested a Kodak Black song all I could think was 'good goy, play the diverse music' and when I was dancing to salsa I thought ' WHY ISNT THE MUSIC IN ENGLISH' even though I am Latino and not white.

This place has fucked me up. I don't want to be degenerate anymore. I still am going to be degenerate. But still. It hurts my soul desu. Fucking is overrated.

>Wanting to fuck a woman
That is like saying you want to fuck a nigger, put worse.

>22yo and still a virgin
Literally who gives a fucking shit? Just live your fucking life for yourself and stop falling for the leftist "muh sexual experience" meme. Life is so much more than just about sex. Go towards the self-improval route, max out your skills, aim for a dream job and don't worry about a woman, the woman will come if you have rest of your life in order, and that woman, unless she's a prostitute will not give a fuck you're a virgin. If you are that desperate to find out how sex feels like, you can always pay to a hooker, but I assure you it's not so much better than just fapping. Sex only has a meaning when the person you have sex with actually means something to you, if you love her. Otherwise she will just be a masturbatory aid, which is nothing your left hand couldn't take care of anyway.

>t. non-virgin, had several gf's

Lost my virginity at age 28 to a 9/10. Nice young lady, still great friends.

literally no one wants to fuck for hours you retarded virgin

Even burger lost his at 19. An Hero OP. Go to a city and shoot niggers.

I'm 27 wizard, I really don't care, Im just too lazy regarding the subject, I barely do anything to find a wife, I can't be fucked to care about casual sex

What is sensitive knees?

Who cares? Seriously? Stop focusing on the fact that you're being held back by societies dumb term. If being a virgin mattered that much you can go to vegas and get fucked for a dollar.

If you're not such a beta pussy, you'll ignore the fact that you're still a virgin due to your superior ethics and morals. Not only that but you'd focus on making yourself a better, stronger person. If you do that then you'll become a target for sex naturally rather than hassling girls and forcing your way into relationships like many of your insuperior colleagues have.

Dude I'm in the same place. I have all the traits you're supposed to have to get laid - I'm tall, athletic (but not swoll), fairly good looking, with a good sense of humor and conversational skills.

Problem is, I got burned big time in my only relationship so far - by a very conservative muslim chick nonetheless - and ever since I've just been too alienated by the ensuing redpills to want to participate much in society.

The situation sucks mad dick, but I'm just trying to make myself and my wellbeing priority number one, because that's all I can do for the time being.

This.

Sex may honestly be the most overrated thing on the fucking planet. Some people are hornier than others, but after I lost my virginity (I was 19) I realized it's nothing like porn and it's not as pleasurable or amazing as you would think .

But I do feel bad for dudes who haven't lost it because I remember just wishing I could see how it felt. Then I fucking did and I realized, it's not as great as people make it out to be, not at all

she wants to stand and suck retard

20 y/o fat, autistic, neet, virgin manlet who didn't even finish the high school and doesn't see any future for himself and this world.
You dare to complain, faggot?

The only reason still alive is to be example to what not to become and waiting when nuclear end will cometh.

Let's take it back further

>every single one of your ancestors over quite literally billions of years of history going back to the start of life itself was able to get laid but you can't

Really activates almonds.

I'm 28yo

Get on my level, pleb

>spending your whole life obsessing about sticking your dick in a vagina

Unless you find someone you really care about, sex isn't anything special. Just buy an escort or a fleshlight if you're that desperate. You'll be back to fapping instead soon enough.

Women do you stupid fuck, it takes them much longer to cum. Women like men who don't jizz after 3 minutes, you fucking moron

"hours" is an exaggeration, but I really do have trouble jizzing and I don't think it's too bad honestly. I can just jack off afterwards and I would rather it this way than ejeculating after a few minutes

Sex is the single most overrated high of all time.

Understandably women do NOT enjoy giving blowjobs.

In the missionary, they just lay there like dead fish and whimper.

It's awful, awkward, and vaginas smell awful no matter how well cleaned they are. And half of them are hairy and you have to bitch and moan at the slut to shave.

There is a reason porn exists son.

Its so much more work than its worth, emotionally, physically, and most importantly financially.

Just smoke weed brah.

For every father in that line there were probably at least 1 or 2 uncles that died alone. You are one of those uncles

If you haven't orgasmed inside a woman you haven't lost your virginity senpai

I was a virgin til 22

keep your chin up, get /fit/, get /lit/ and don't worry about it so mcuh

Hi baby.
Still fap to your pics everynow and then.

Stop fapping, you will cum.

>Understandably women do NOT enjoy giving blowjobs.

Then get a blowjob from a male. I learned if you want to really feel what an amazing blowjob is, you get a fucking gay dude to do it

No shame whatsoever, none at all my friends

This. Sex is inherently degenerate. The only thing more degenerate is Romantic Love. Romantic Love was created by the Jews to break apart the white race as instead of breeding for eugenic or dutiful purposes instead breeding should be done for love which has encouraged race mixing and white women stealing wealth from the white man through divorce. Virginity is the ultimate redpill, never talking with a woman is the red pill on steroids.

Sad!

This. As a man you're not as vapid as the female. Mating and caring for young doesn't have to be your only purpose in life. Build, create, invent, that's what men do. Men created civilization. You can derive pleasure from that. As a bonus, when you do things like that, the women will just come naturally. It's a win-win.

this gave me a good laugh, this place changes how you look at the world.

Once I make my first million I'll probably castrate myself.

Sex is for animals.

Jesus Christ, this place has pretty much become Sup Forums

Fuck this place

YOU HAVE 8 FUCKING YEARS TO LOST YOUR VIRGINITY BEFORE TO BE A WIZARD, FOR GOD IS NOT SO DIFFICULT.

There's probably been a sizeable amount of people who have existed who never reproduced so this point is moot

>fat
Just start lifting. It's piss easy to lose weight and become strong. Also helps with depression.
>didn't even finish the high school
How did you manage to do that though..

These threads always make me feel so good, im a complete failure but at least I have sex fairly regularly.

Just accept it. Basically if you are over 20 and haven't had sex yet it means you are terminally ugly. Nothing wrong with that you were born that way just accept it and grow up

I didn't lose my virginity to I was 22. Sex ain't even all that fun when it comes down to it and comes with huge risks. Basically you need to find a lady you plan to be with and know won't screw you over. Loyalty and trust is more important than fucking urges to get your dick wet.

I'm still with the person I lost my virginity to, society tells this is bad for some reason.

>Once I make my first million I'll probably castrate myself.

Seems a bit unnecessary. I will agree sex is the most overrated thing on the fucking planet, but I don't see a point in hating it

>tfw lost virginity at 21 to a fat Ameribitch
I regret it every day.

Shut the fuck up, faggot.

I lost my virginity at 23. There's still hope robots. No she wasn't a whore either

The future............ await us..

>Not saving it for marriage

I want """"""""nu""""""""pol to leave

This

Tinder is full of whores, especially if you visit another country.

>Here on holiday, looking for a friendly lass to show me around.

I suppose it wont work if you are ugly though,

This is so dumb. At least 50% of the sexual appeal of women is the smell.

Open an OKCupid account.

I was 25 and still a virgin when I did it. I'm 27 now and in a very happy relationship.

It's not impossible. Just take some initiative. Good luck, fampai.

>What's the point of living
whatever you want it to be. if you want to believe your life is worthless because you've never had sex, please by all means kill yourself, the world needs less spineless cucks like you

>under 6ft
>hit the gym

.......

Take this advice for goodness sake, OP.

Oh yeah im doing it.
I go to gy everyday in a working week already 2 years.
I did lose shit tons of weight but it doesn't matter.
I'm still a 5'10 manlet faggot without any future.

crusading

Damn I'm jealous of some of you guys. Still a long way before I reach wizard status.

Sex is turbo shit if it's not with someone you love.
What people should seek is love, not sex. But that's doesn't sound as edgy, cool. It sound more naive and sentimental.

...

Ask your mum

Welcome to (your) future goyim

The men
>can't find a decent wife, only used up whores with entitlement issues and bipolar disorder
>can't afford a decent home to rent, never mind own.
>stuck on a revolving door from one insecure job to the next and gaps of unemployment in between
>nothing worthwhile you can save for anyhow as it's all too expensive and no interest on your savings anyhow..so many as well just fucking consume and get drunk and high (confirmed Jewish banker plan to get the (((economy))) going actually)
>never have kids
>justify MGTOW and paying to get laid..what else can you do anyhow?

The women
>swallow every type of Jewish subversion you got sold
>be (((emancipated and equal to men))) fuck dozens of guys before your 30..then expect to meet Prince Charming who will treat you like a queen..instead settle for a chump you can drain assets from and eventually divorce rape
>possibly have one kid who you will neglect and fuck up because your the important one here, (((Because your worth it)))
>and if your just starting out now your pretty much fucked anyhow..
>education is a rip off for no guaranteed career at the end of it
>whore yourself out for cash to survive because it's easier than actual work, if you can even get any work and whoring pays a hell of a lot better, tips totally cool now cos (((they))) said so and has no end of permanently single men ready to chuck their cash away as what else can they do with it? That's right, nothing useful

It's the perfect Jewish economy. Depopulation and demoralisation all in one go. Plus they can gouge people on rents and sell us shit we don't need..can't spend money on shit we do need because that shit is far too expensive anyhow.

And no it's not your future goyim..it's your present. The future looks even fucking worse

fuck that my attention span is so bad i'd lose focus after like 15 minutes, tops

You sound very bluepilled and low IQ kinda like an sjw. Saying that just makes you look like you lost a non existent argument.

I'm fairly convinced you can rub in some 5 days in the sun fermented oyster sauce to make it extra authentic.

I lost it at 14. I'm pretty good looking, but a lanklet. Take the blackpill, aesthetics uber alles.

You aint missing out on much. Ive been married, divorced, 3somes, bitches galore from the entertainment field and I wish I never wasted my youth chasing pussy when I should have been acquiring cash. Go bag a call girl so your head will be clearer to get it out of the way and you wont fall in love with the first chud that throws you the pussy. Women really are bitches, all of them even your mother so don't feel bad. In this age they are mostly nigger lovers and gold diggers.

It's called backpage. They're called whores.

Figure it out, numbnutz.

kek

Most women dont want the actual fucking to last longer than 10 or 12 minutes. They do want longer foreplay though.

I'm not, I'm a normie father. But that's just the mentality here.
>Be kid
>Go to school
>Get a job
>Find a woman to marry
>Get children
>die because you have ran out of your usefulness

>tfw have qt virgin boyfriend
i'm also a virgin but we dont make a big fuss about it, neither should you

My story is sadly similar.

QQ

It was literally like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

In either case, after I jizzed balls deep inside of her and took my cock out she exhaled, "You're so charismtic."

That was probably the best part of it actually. Then she fucking turned over and snored.

It was odd seeing her at parties later and various friends making lusty comments about her whilst knowing I'd had tapped that.

Meh

>admits it was an unrealistic exaggeration
>attempts to save face by calling me a retard
retard

I pretend I care about it.

Why don't you guys just use a hooker as a stepping zone to getting a normal sex life?

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I'm not fucking kidding when I say men give amazing blowjobs. It's kinda funny thinking men do almost everything women are supposed to be relegated to doing, even better than them

Just get your dick sucked by a guy and them come back and tell me I'm wrong.

Isn't this the actress who ripped off Johnny Depp?

18 good looking virgin here, never had chances to have solid friends/gfs

I automatically won the argument after you posted that stupid satirical post about Jews like a 15 year old.

Delete this trash post before you end it all

> 23yo here and still a virgin

>1 post by this ID
I'm lurking this Sup Forums less and less because it has become a /r9k/ spin-off.

>tfw 24yo virgin, never even held hands, but am one of the most proficient smut writers on the net atm

HAW HAW HAW

Holy shit, can one really increase in height by hitting the gym?

>18 good looking virgin
>good looking

This is the shit you don't get to be the judge of.

Sucks to be you.
LITERALLY just fucking cummed in my wife and now I'm having a shower and read this post. 30% of males will never find mates, just so you know, you're probably in that group.
T.waterproof phone

Hah. As if there was anything that special about having sex. The reality is your perception of its significance is warped out of all proportion by the fact of never having inserted your peepee into a vajayjay. If you had, you'd know there's nothing that great about it. Your fantasy about it is likely to be far better than the reality unless you're a low-IQ chimp with no imagination.

Because of the distortion in your perception you load this huge emotional charge into the issue, which makes it both sad and ridiculous at the same time. I understand it can be painful to you, but honestly, it's just very silly. The only sad thing about it is if you want to start a family and can't find a mate. Only then is it really worth getting emotional about, but not wallow in it even then.

No. Most women don't want it to last forever. They'll start wondering what the hell is wrong (with you and them) that you're not reaching orgasm, especially after they've already had theirs. Your hammering away for an hour is hardly that pleasurable to them. By then she's had a lot of time to think about a lot o fthings... Thinking won't make her happy.

I lost my virginity aged 24, quickly after got married and I now live a happy family life.

Be a good, right-wing, person, stay fit and your time will come.